Not bad for Monday morning. I'm feeling a bit tired from my weekend but I can't complain. I'm choosing this social butterfly summer I'm having! Back to the grind today, with added floof

Sunday beach! A full weekend

Saturday Dumpling making

I wonder how bad the tattoos underneath are that the guy at my gym had to get blackout tattoos over both full arms

That's a real friend 😜

Aww bless. A newish asian colleague just asked me if i had a daughter who painted my nails with me Image No hunny thats all me

When your bottom friend bleaches his hair, check in on him. He is processing something

Spotify has decided its nineties soft rock and acoustic Thursday and it’s not horrible. Except for that Smashing Pumpkins cover of Landslide. That was dire. Stevie is spinning in her golden sarcophagus, strangled in a scarf.

Turns out living your best life while still working for a living is fucking exhausting #tiredbear

youtu.be/A3E7LFzwHEM?... This song is such a joyous bop and i dont know why it wasn’t bigger

Cardio day. Let's be honest I'm not built for cardio, it's not my favourite thing, but I'm doing it. Having my own music helped distract me from the fact I don't enjoy this!

The beach, early in the morning when it’s quiet and there’s hardly anyone there, is a happy place to be. Not been for a few weeks but I plan to fix that this weekend

I just watched an animated sexual health ad about kegels done in the style of musical theatre and…i watched the whole thing because the Music was catchier than most musicals i have listened to recently

Through the years - still here

A couple from the first marriage ceremony. Yes we’ve both lost some weight since then and yes he was twerking to Miley Cyrus

Another favorite pic of mine, from our second wedding here in Perth. We told our friends to take whatever pics they wanted and we got so many amazing ones of us, our friends, And family. This was in the drunk casual part of the day

I just got offered a line of coke from a cute bogan with a mullet who was drinking a beer and wearing a slutty little miniskirt. And he had a see through thong on cause he flashed me as well. The things you see round the hospital at 530am!

One of my fave pics of us, my first trip to Perth. We’re at Hillary’s having a coffee and he snapped it as I kissed him What you can’t see is the disgusted face of the gentleman walking behind us in the original version In this world some people still have issues with love - cut them out

My face finding out someone I follow on several platforms is 7 years younger than me I…. Had no idea

What the actual fuck Spotify

Boardgames with the Bears

I’ve had 4 very social weekends in a row and figured we’d stay home this weekend and chill. But Rob remembered that today is the Bear’s Boardgames day and decided we should go (we had talked about it previously and I thought we’d put it off till next month). So I guess we’re going

I had never heard Big Dipper Jelly's speaking voice before

In other news it’s Friday! Also my traps are very sore so anyone with magic fingers should make themselves known and give them a pummel

Wow just got a passive aggressive email from the company I purchased my leather vest from saying “you haven’t been opening our emails so I guess this is goodbye and we won’t contact you again”

If my husband asks that Baymax hat and the wizard tee were bought before Xmas

He writes a good love song Into My Arms is *our* song we had at both weddings

Ugh stupid brain. A colleague just said someone was fake and now I have to listen to Fake Plastic Trees like 15 times

I’m not sure if I should be flattered or offended that someone thought I was “that kind of standoffish wannabe himbo gym bear you see on insta” Dudes, I’m a dork, and will chat to anyone as long as they’re interesting.

I woke up feeling groggy, unrested, and really didn't want to get out of bed let alone go to the gym. Forced myself to go and decided to have an easy day and try out some machines I haven't used before.. I wouldn't call it a stellar workout but it's done.

Five different events this weekend and not a lot of sleep and I'm shattered But it was worth running down the battery. Yesterday at the beach especially was just what I needed. People who get you, and who charge the battery. Maybe retirement isn't so scary

The cute Latino (possibly, about 80% sure) couple were back at the gym this morning. They both smiled and clocked my gayish gym singlet and the little one I’m pretty sure checked me out when I walked past the cable machine

Thank fuck it’s Friday even though I have 5 events on this weekend

No, department of health person, your generic obfuscatory response makes no sense and you don’t answer my question. How can a patient activity based metric roll up to a Corporate overhead - which have no activity.

A newish friend said to me recently “I think that’s why we connected as mates because you don’t give off vanilla vibes” and I kind of love that

Findoms are an easy block

Despite the fact I hate cardio day, I figured I should do it anyway since Im a fat bastard that shouldn't skip it. Id still rather move heavy things but it's done and I feel better for doing it.

It’s a very weird feeling. After we paid our mortgage off we got professional advice, part of which was “Ralph you should be able to retire at 60”. We went back today for new advice and he said “absolutely you can retire next year” Next. Year. It’s suddenly real and a bit scary

I was in the shower - eyes closed, warm water on my skin, white noise from the water, the smell of my body wash in my nose and I realised this is the one place all my sensory walls are down and I’m 100% open to sensations And my brain is completely silent No wonder I love showers

This seems cromulent

On a train. Into the city. ON A FRIDAY NIGHT TO DO SOMETHING

Before and after…thanks Ben!

I like barbell and dumbbell day but the smaller numbers make me sad. Beards and total kgs moved are the only thing I'm a size queen about.

I always joke I have no life but in the next 10 days I have 6 Fringe shows, a games night and a beach morning Halp?

Thank god I am booked for a beard shape and time Friday because the floof is driving me crazy

Cardio day. That's a thing. Why is it a thing? Sigh.. I would rather move heavy things. Yes I am aware moving my fat arse is moving heavy things. Shut up.

I have the tattoo inspiration I think I found the artist yesterday Now to wait until summer is over and I won’t have to stay out of the sun and the water

Had a wonderful weekend away catching up with friends - some i have known a few years, some brand new. It was just what I needed. My social battery ran out on Saturday evening and I’m getting better at recognizing I need to disengage.