No

Probably! And then you'll get your butt kicked

"Got a nasty feeling that it probably wouldn't work."

"so based on his feelings for that particular incident, he should listen to me not you? Alrighty, gut em rex."

"you DID imply he doesn't want to be their wielder."

"And you think he wants that?"

As opposed to listening to you

"Yeah how'd that go for you last time mally."

"this just makes me want to talk to you more. Maybe I'll give you a nickname."

"I don't know what to do with this information. I say we never speak of this again."

"Do my glasses look like I'm joking."

So only one month for you then

I'm not homophobic I just don't like this guy

Pride month was 7 days ago

I miss my prince

Linka close your ears. And eyes.

Crap that was just a merchandisable plush

Aimed a firework at tora and he exploded into cindery pieces of fluff

We're killing this guy

So I choose to believe that you're a little insecure

No comment

Poppi we gotta kill this guy

"Hmmmm nope. You're deflecting too much about why you vague post to not care." Please do not smite her it will just mitosis her.

You're doing a lot of deflecting are you scared of not being special or something

I'm not even fully sure how mortal I am but even I don't vague post unless it's funny

I need a I really wish my driver were here tshirt

I'm like older than 85% of the mortals

Why are you vague posting

Who the heck is Alpha

I'm gonna let off the biggest firework ever. Per the plan with my prince, of course.

It doesn't need to be

Each death only serves to empower the house

Not this time. You underestimate waffle House.

There will be no survivors actually

why don't you imagine yourself braless since you're deigning to mention it across the street from the person you're talking too

"I know that's why I said that."

His name is Zeke because he is peak

I miss my prince and the 50 bucks he owes me

"and you're normal?"

My prince just ate a burger wrapper and all

You know how it is.

He's pulling really hard on his leash I think he tried to jump out of the bathroom window but can't figure out the knot on the rope.

This little CHUD eats nothing but lettuce and gains THREEEEE MILLION POUNDS doctors HATE HIM click here to see why

“Don't laugh at my Prince! He keeps needing new contacts and so we end up poor.”