I sure miss my minor-twitter-cult-following because I used to be able to shitpost and get serious engagement but now I just feel like the unhinged lunatic I (admittedly) always was

they call my dick "The Great American Scream Machine" because it's kinda disappointing and barely gives you any airtime and also it's really old and white

caught

made a spontaneous trip to the art store because I realized I missed doing traditional art. gonna draw some SERIOUS dog cocks with these bad boyz 💄

I'm so down bad I'm getting back into Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube

if I could have my choice of a minor superpower it would be complete lactose tolerance: no amount of cheese can hurt me

study ☔️

Oh hai~~ 🙃❤️

Also as an artist, be free! I know I often get the "But this is not you! You drew those cute little Bouncy pigeons ..." It's still me! And I enjoy drawing whatever I like with the same care and passion. I know I can lose followers but in the end, I just want to draw happilly and what I want :)

quick, shitty hotel notepad dogfag before I head off to Kentucky Kingdom :3

I love him ;___;

gettin spoooOOOOOooo000ooOOoooky at Sex Dog City

'Ween Time at Silver Doggie City :3

Seethe Mate

lockin in for Silver Dollar City, Holiday World, and Kentucky Kingdom 💪 I need more woodies in my life. I need to ride them. if you are a wooden roller coaster plz DM me I'm on PrEP

Let's talk.

My name is penis. I can’t speak english. I'm fine thank you.

I'M S- I'M SPACED OUT I'M SPACED OUT I'M S- I'M SPACED OUT I'M SPACED OUT

screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs

I know nobody is obligated to like what I do or acknowledge what I share but it feels like all the people who once cared about the shit I do are gradually drifting away from me and that's just really depressing

damn it's such a nice day, one of y'all needs to come play hacky sack in the park with me

why am I old? who did this to me!?

rinse out in progress

I live in constant fear of things that could never really happen: like what if I become a popular recording artist and Nardwuar outs me as a furry to the whole world by gifting me some Meesh shit?

Kumba reopened today and here I am just not being at Megaplex for some fucking reason ;_____;

I'll krump with you, sweetie pie! 💙

I need a man! >:(

You'll have to take my word for it that they're all in there

wickeddddddd

COVID would have gone better for everyone if instead of just handing us all $800 checks, we also got the big LEGO set of the Simpsons' house.

Your joint m’lady 💨

Merry 8/08, ya filthy animals! :D

IRC is still superior to discord because it doesn't make me jump through hoops just to make fuckin asterisks when I ERP

one day I'll be rich enough for name-brand paper towels *stares longingly off into the distance*

got a new record of smallest bug captured and put outside. this bug maybe couldnt even understand me i was so big in relative scale to the bug's world. be bug aware

I have noticed an unfortunate correlation between the success of my music and the horniness of my naming conventions so ig I'm gonna have to keep naming my tracks shit like "we should go have sex in the Rainforest Cafe bathroom" lmao

It would be cool if drinking the water from the back of the air conditioner gave you crazy ice powers like sub zero instead of legionnaires disease

I should feel something

Return of the King

gonna draw this stupid gay loser every day until I become a real furry porn guy or whatever

nocturnal gato