I just realized I *still* haven't done Sleep No More after all these years.

Lewis Hamilton's helmet looks like how McDonald's Sprite tastes. #F1

Formula 1 drivers getting the true Las Vegas experience during quali, stumbling around disoriented on unsure footing while out on the Strip at night. #F1

Today isn't Singles' Day. I'm celebrating Red Flag 🚩 Awareness Day. Fuck eleven eleven.

I want to run the New York City Marathon next year. Yeah...that's not a overly dramatic trauma response, right? ...right??

I've got that standard time, standard time sadness. ...or whatever Lana Del Rey sang, close enough.

Tron: Ares was pretty much a Terminator movie for the Disney audience.

Thank Jeebus the NHL is back, I literally couldn't handle watching the Miami Dolphins anymore. #TimeToHunt

Decisive victory for Terrence "Bud" Crawford. Jumping up three weight classes and taking down the Kingpin of the super middleweight division and the face of this generation of boxing, Bud is without a doubt the top dog of this era.

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

I'll never forget where I was and what I was doing when I got the notification on August 26th, 2025 when the announcement the WHOLE world was expecting dropped... Jonah Tong is getting called up by the Mets.

Damn. Chuck Mangione, too? Today doesn't "Feels So Good".

BROTHERRRR

I kind of want to ingest all of the psychedelics and see Backstreet Boys at The Sphere.

They don't know I just be farting in the club.

Me, on Love Island: *𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘰 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 1 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧*

you're welcome

The Miami Heat can't hurt me anymore. Mets opening day is in 9 days.

*me, watching all these plane accidents knowing I've already got a handful of flights already booked* "Ehhh, I'm probably not gonna miss out on much anyways. Have fun, everyone (especially these next four years)"

Happy Presidents of the United States of America Day

Oh...NOW ya'll wanna come on over to BlueSky.

Note to self: "Likes" are public on here.

Well, look who decided to show up to the Bluesky party?