One of my crimes against bratkind is "doggy style in front of a mirror while they say nice things about themselves." This would be the reward for not crying while doing that. ☕😌💜 Artist: Merunyaa

After winning the Sadist Civil war, I am pleased to announce that we will become FAR worse ☕😌💜

Happy Canada Day all you ladies, Bros, and non-binary hoes! ♥️🤍♥️🇨🇦♥️🤍♥️ Artist: Merunyaa

This is a @alicebloodmoon.bsky.social worshipping thread. Alice "I have Pumpkin sized titties" Bloodmoon Alice "my ass jiggles when I walk" Bloodmoon Alice "OH LORD!" Bloodmoon Alice "I'll steal your heart (and soul" Bloodmoon Alice "I am CUTE :3" Bloodmoon

Ah yes, the #underboob , truly a thing of beauty

I JUST WANT A TRICERATOPS 😭💔

I need to create more crimes against bratkind.

Doggy style exists so brats can see the PowerPoint presentation on why they're wrong.

OH NO 😰

Dear @alicebloodmoon.bsky.social I'm coming for ya fren.

(something something public space) Bruh, I'm unironically autistic. My brain takes the concept of consent and applies it to EVERYTHING!

OH LORD!! (I'm never going to defeat the "*Mad Lad* is down bad AF for nuns" allegations 🙏😔)

The God's made me a guy because they know if I was a girl, I'd be doing this with @alicebloodmoon.bsky.social

Screw flirting. I will accept nothing less than this.

Please stop telling people I'm approachable. I literally look like this.

This would probably fix me.

Every hole is a goal? You fucking amateurs, it's THE GOAL IS TO OVERFLOW EVERY HOLE! 😤

Me resisting the urge to clone my girlfriend for mass BDSM orgies simply because I know she'd throw hands with herself for touching me 😤

Normalize using your partners ass as Bongo's to play Cuban Pete. ☕😌💜

Some of ya are alright. Don't go into the woods tonight.

Only fans but it's me baking and decorating cakes then eating a slice of my girlfriend's ass. ☕😌💜

I'm not apologizing.

Unno, my girlfriend dressing up as Velma and showing me her boobs would cause I me to be happy. Then bend her over and-

As (Canadian) thanks giving approaches, I am asking you to save a Turkey. Stuff a Sub. 🙏😌💜 Artist: Meowyin

The fact no one decided to refer to a MILF Cumming/orgasms as "MILF-Shakes" irritates me to no end.

Underground fight rings but it's Brat vs Brat. The Brat who makes the other one cry first gets a massive stuffie. The other one gets a still big but noticably smaller stuffie. What? I'm a sadist. Not a complete fucking bastard.

As I expand my list of crimes against Bratkind, I'd like to state for the record that the Council of Sadists rejects half my ideas. Everyone supports ya when you wanna start milking MILFs but when you try the same idea but with brats, the council loses their fucking minds 🙄😒😤

Spanking is overrated. You wanna punish your partner? Tie them up, rip off their underwear put them over your knee, and slowly drag an ice cube across the their ass. Inside their thighs. The outer region of their holes. Savor their screams. You deserve it. ☕😌💜

Let it be known now and forever: Your stuffies have told me the things they've witnessed. None of ye can EVER call me a monster.

It's July 9th thus my birthday. I'll allow you all what lil time is left to worship me as a God

There's a barely used hiking trail 15mins away from my house but you're not ready for that conversation.

Spankings? As a punishment? Folks this is a "You will be in the overstimulated until they cry and then overstimuated for crying until I no longer find it mildly amusing" zone. Stay at your own risk.

I finally remembered my password, so I give you this important information. A group of Velociraptors is called a flock. Source: Me.

Guess I'm figuring out how to make a pin up calendar of myself.

To all the subs: May your days be filled with praise and headpats 💜 To all the brats: I hope you get overstimulated until you cry then overstimulated for crying. (But the good kind.)

Alright, I'm gonna start a fight. Knee socks? Or Fish nets?

(*lists a bunch of criticisms I have at the moment*) "What about you?" Who? Me? I'm Mad Lad, I'm perfect bitches! ☕😎💜

Ah shit.

RIP Red Light District. Facebook will burn for it's heresy.

Day 3 of being locked in a group chat of 10 Gyaru ladies: I think they took exception to the whole "I want to see if I can be worse" thus are trying to fix me. (Pls help...)

"*Mad Lad* insane women won't fix you or your issues-" I know. And I don't care~ I want to see if I can be made worse!

My only gripe is that I can't do my dinosaur rambles on here. (I'm sorry. The shame I feel for failing you all is indescribable)

"I can't tell if that was stupid, reckless, recklessly stupid, or stupidly reckless." Me about myself right now. (I still haven't changed)

Me and who 👀😳 youtu.be/cnNAl9P2Wjk?...

After giving it serious thought: I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME WORSE!

Normalize tying up brats and making them watch you eat their favorite snacks

Due to reasons, I have decided to going back to being feral. Thank you for your understanding 💜

Giving my cultists headpats and treats because they still don't worship me as a God 💜

Yanderes are people on the Autistic spectrum's best friends. Like one second I'm like "wow they're SUPER nice" Then I wake up tied up in their closet and can't help "Ah. They like me in THAT way!"

Brats deserve praise and headpats too.