Ed Norton watching the USA match by himself.

England took one look at the good vibes created by the win against Croatia and said absolutely not.

Fucking hell. My jaw literally dropped.

All three matches overnight played between teams wearing dark blue and white. Yet another reason why The World Cup Isn't As Good As It Used To Be.

From Kieran McKenna to Gary O'Neil. I hope I'm wrong, but fucking hell.

Gareth Southgate died for this?

Booing the hydration break. Makes you proud to be English.

Ronaldo watching Messi score a hat-trick last night.

I wish Michael Olise was English.

I'm glad it's not a penalty because it's France, but crikey, if that was England....

I feel sick.

Dear lord, what a sad little club, Everton. I hope it makes you happy.

🎵Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin...🎵

There's going to be such an outpouring of joy when he dies. Just unprecedented levels of global unity.

I'm watching Cliffhanger. Whenever Janine Turner's not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking 'where's Janine Turner'?

God forbid a man has a hobby.

Sirât. Fucking hell.

Genuinely nice to be reminded these days that not all Americans are cunts.

Sentimental Value gets the first Bong of the year.

Feels unserious to say the last film you just watched is one of the best you've ever seen, but here we are. youtu.be/_Nk8TrBHOrA

Thinking of buying a telescope so I can get deep into astronomy for about 5 weeks before putting it in a cupboard and never using it again.

Mental bealth henefits.

Every time I watch Raising Arizona I'm overwhelmed by how good it is. 'Anybody found bipedal in five wears their ass for a hat' - how is it possible to write a line as good as that?

I'm probably the 6th biggest Spinal Tap fan in the world, but that trailer is bobbins, isn't it?

It makes no sense to me that Jannik Sinner is Italian.

Superman is fantastic. The fact that the worst people in the world will hate it is just an added bonus.

A Dutch midfielder at Town? Nature is healing 🙏 #itfc

Just watched Mad Max: Fury Road again.

Watching Future Islands at Glastonbury, a band named after the lead singer's hairline.

The way he says 'gojuchang pasta sauce' in that Samsung advert makes me hate all Americans.

Took my son to gym, and popped into Wetherspoons for a drink while I waited. I got a pint of Jaipur for 99p.

My main takeaway from The Phoenician Scheme is it shouldn't have taken 29 years for Michael Cera to star in a West Anderson movie.

Watching Commando with my son because you've got to get them to appreciate the finer things in life.

Looking forward to starting this. Olive Kitteridge and Lucy Barton finally meet. It's basically the De Niro/Pacino Heat diner scene for Strout fans.

Impossible to take a sport seriously that can have the league *winners* having to play a playoff final to be considered champions.

Race Across The World never misses. Sensational telly every year.

This is not good.

Do yourself a favour and search 'Pascal Gross gave the ball away' in this incredible Football Cliches podcast database. listenfairplay.com?q=Gets+the+s...

Boo.

Hilariously inconsistent approach to censoring the swears on this.

Just watched the new Mission Impossible film.

Any hope this final would be two shit teams clowncar-ing their way to a 3-3 draw are fading fast.

What's the point of this? Teams get turned around so the home team doesn't play to their preferred end in the second half. This is a neutral ground and now both teams are playing to opposition fans in the second half. Games gone.

Ok, I'm in. youtube.com/watch?v=Ox8Z...

An American Pope? In this economy?