Soo, I touched myself for years, does that make me a professional?

Soo, when I heard JD was a connoisseur of Really Fine furniture, certain folks discovered Couch Covers

My new Church will be Cheesus, and Gravy

Those that speak multiple languages, impress me

I admit that I’m a horrible funny old Person

Melanie should figure out her favorite Golf Course, before it’s too late!

Soo, MAGA (Making Alcohol Great Again) works for you?

One could wonder what Historians will say, after We are all gone. I’m fairly confident expletives will be widely used

How I feel like a Cromwell in my own timeline, is beyond me

They don’t want us Voting anymore, we have to have the last word, or else.

One could wonder about all the Guillotine searches

I’m proud that my kids are too old for the Diaper Draft, now

I never wanted to get involved in a Class War, but this lack of Class War is Real

So, where did WE go wrong, allowing the DIAPERITES take over this once Great Nation?

Thanks, Friends, for reading my musings, rants etc. I am still semi sane due to YOU

Talking truth to Power, it’s all I got left

To me, America was great when they had respect for the Common People, not just the very filthy Rich

I’m too old to start over, but our Society needs a revamp

Sad to hear that WE are the only species that can end all life on Earth, some poor species don’t even have a say.

It seems to me that States and individuals bring suits or make laws that are calculated to get to the Supreme Court, hoping that partisanship will prevail.

This Make Trump Rich Again policy has some flaws

Dammit, with all that’s going on, I ran out of popcorn again! Brace for posts sans thumbprints

Shit, when NBC announced that Live Music was ‘Under Pressure’ I got in touch with my inner Freddy Mercury (again)

Oh Hell no, hands off our Mark Hamill, Dough Boy

I’m getting too arthritic to do a full moon.. plumbers crescent is the best I can do these days

So, Ka$h is busy polygraphing dozens of Agents over missing booze.. I’d smell PETE and Pirros breath first

Ok, I’m confused, this not a war seems rather violent

Turner got to touch Jane, it’s enough for me

Could someone explain to Diaper Don that Ixnay on the pstein ifefay won’t work?

If you don’t like my sarcasm or Comedy, tell me, so I can Block You

My old man is so Cute! He gives me Chocolate, when I Obey

Friends, if We can’t stop this Madness, in November.. we can certainly slow it down until the Next General Election

Me Dad calling me a big mouth and too sarcastic, didn’t live long enough for Social Media, fortunately, we got along, finally..

I realized that BlueSky has brought out a skill that I love, I can Multi Tisk

Let me guess, Epstein’s alleged Suicide note exonerated Trumpf?

Lil Marco really needs a booster seat

So, Todd Blanche will be fully cooked before he knows it

I complained about my priest, they just said Why so Touchy.. it was the times, no one wanted to hear it, but today, release the fricken files already, it’s the law

Dammit, Fridge Raid indicated

Trying to read the paper with a kitten just wrapped it up

Interesting how I can talk so much 💩 on here, but if we met face to face, I’d hand you beers and just listen..

Well, this Cinco or more of Tequila was a huge success (hic)

Is it True that today only has some Hombre LOBO, with sour crema?

As a carer for a blind dog, I dream of Chihuahuas

Trumpf threatened Indiana? Buhahaha, piss off old man

Call Me a Dumb Ass, but I will only vote for People that have a plan

The World is MY stage, thanks to all of YOU, it isn’t out of Town, this time

So, the administration is just getting in touch with their inner EPSTEIN?

Soo, her Highness MS GRAHAM is UP for reelection? Her GRINDR profile is BUBBAWANDA