Iran has killed over 1.2 million Americans. No, sorry, that was the number of Americans *Donald Trump* killed with his incompetent response to COVID.

Wow, one could get the impression that Trumpf doesn’t care about any regular people..I thought he was on the Side of the Iranian People, the American People the.. never mind

Where is a blackadder to lead us.. gawd knows where?

As per NBC, 11 Billion (with a B) has already been spent on this travesty, how many people could have been helped with even a fraction of this? I ask you

At this point, shouldn’t it be Doctor WHOM?

How many FAFO moments does one nation need?

I just made breakfast for Dinner, seemed appropriate in these topsy turvy times

In a real world, this administration would have a Graphic Rape warning

Where is it one signs up for a year long coma? Asking for myself.

Apparently RFK Jr has to have rotator cuff surgery. The social media comments do not disappoint. 😈

Thanks friends for validating my stuff and struggles.. it means a lot

Are you sure that Trumpf Graduated from Clown School? Wharton, I am not amused

The Future Governor of Cuba really has some Big Shoes to Fill… WAIT

I disagree with targeting Barron for the draft, ‘Hit the first thing you see coming over the Horizon’ came to mind

Someone pointed out that Budweiser was like 150 years old.. another smartass said well, that Public House Swill that we were drinking before..

Is Diaper Don playing his own version of GOT?

Missy's been hitting the sauce again!

The forthcoming dead boy photos must be really bad

It would be nice if someone could explain to him that JESUShad is not a thing

Well, at least prosecutors and investigators in Europe are serious about the TrumpfStein Files

So, get used to 30’s Depression Music, twats

I suppose that Monday will be rather ugly, if you are sentient and didn’t release the files at 50 thousand

Home schooling science lesson went really well this week. Next week - marketing and distribution. 😎

They say that Tel Aviv is getting hammered, I asked Siri for sympathy..it just responded with ‘I’m sure you feel that way with all your Apple Products’

I really should stop making jokes, there is a war on.. but with Don the Diaper Hearted.. what’s a comic to do?

Once you understand that GOODNESS has nothing to do with it..

I made a sandwich out of CVS health wipes, made out of Cucumber.. I think that I should flush.. soon

Is it True? That Trumpf just wants to Run his Fingers Through their Harem?

Joining MSNOW at 7 pm ET to talk the war and other things.

Trumpf wants to pick Irans next Leader.. his picks are always the best, right? 😝🙄

As Wanky Mike says that this is a limited operation, I wonder why is is reverberating Globally..

Me: *raises the bar* Bar: You're not my real dad!

I really wish I could party with all my friends on here, but I would kill me, sorry

Yup, that about sums it up.

Kushner’s peace plan is going well? 🙄

Is it true that he is asking Zelenskyy for help? Buhahaha

I really wanted the lifetime achievement award on my first try, ok bitches Plan B

My secret is that I just watched a Friend of Dorothy.. AGAIN

Who is worse, J from Subway or J from Kushner? Asking for some friends

Back to music, talk more tomorrow

Nice that Wanky Mike stopped the Inquiry into Porn and GRINDR

Don’t make me go all ballistic on YouTube, friends

I used to love Camping, in several ways, I think that now, they are preparing a spot.

I just write them, it’s all in the delivery, kids

I thought you would thank me for not going with "Billy, Don't be a hero." 🫣

I beg you not to get that song stuck in your head that goes: "Oh, Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Mickey!" It seems a simple task but this part can be very catchy: "Oh, Mickey, what a pity you don't understand You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand." 🤯

So, McPresident claims that we knocked everything out in IRAN.. like the first time? 🙄