I told you my brain was fine. It’s the rest of me falling apart

So, Whiskey Pete is upon his Third Wife? Makes sense, so is our commander in Bubbas

Thanks friends I know I’m an attention Whore, but reality sets in too, I didn’t just do this for likes

Do we all really have Stockholm Syndrome when the Peace Prize is a country over?

The posts on here that throw something out there, but don’t allow a response are automatically blocked.

Is it true that the Speaker is just waiting for GRINDR Monday?

I must say that my Thanksgiving went ok, only one issue that kinda got me when my adult children said POP you look good, Lucky to be alive.. I stifled myself from responding Really Brat?

I may actually start Joining some POD casts, pudcasts aren’t a thing, they tell me

Actually most of my comments could be songs soon.. think

It’s ok, if they hang me now, I survived the 80’s bring it..

When I saw what they did to Kathy Griffin, I took it as a challenge

Friends, I’ve upped my game, I hope you enjoy it, if you don’t see me around here for a few days, please call the ACLU

I’m just holding on until they Invent a Cankle Bracelet

Whiskey Pete for Prison has a nice ring to it.. along with anyone who helped him murder so many..

James Carville changed his stance in just a few months, Chuck, Hakeem? You’re up

I canceled Black Friday, just wait until Porn Monday (maybe)

Ok, I’m full, bring on the LicketyStripator!

My gravy was so good, I had no idea if the Bird was dry

No Jerry doesn’t work here, I am Jerome

Come on food! Before I ignore these people and really fly

If you’re offended by my posts on Thanksgiving? Sorry, vote better next time

I’m sad over a U.S. volunteer passing. Hope that the Government will take this seriously, not do the Epstein thing.

Is it possible to trip over your crypto liptoline?

If my posts get weird, it’s the food taking so long to hit the table (burp, Best Jeanine Pirro I can do)

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! MAGA Uncle Tip: call them a cab when enough is enough.. the emergency room stories could be fascinating..

Well someone thought they were funny saying it’s about time to plant the turkey, friend has never been to a real Luau

Black Friday has been Canceled. GAY Friday as well, while we are at it Spanish Rice is abolished

Whelp, Trumpf owned that Fowl Debate (too soon?)

He Pardoned a Turkey? Clearly it was guilty, What did it do and when did it know?

I am not a Bot, this is my brain on Vaccines, I’ve lived a long time.

Dangerous times to Be HIV negative

So, as the red states go bankrupt first, then drag the rest of us down.. woo Hoo, my ballroom? What’s the f wrong with these twats? I’ll check with MtG

Going Going GANGA I guess

I don’t know what I dislike worse, them or mine..

Congrats to America's pedophile president! His vile "Quiet piggy" meltdown over being asked a question about the Epstein files has now been trending on X for eight straight days. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

oh crap i just went into the garage without knocking and the car was changing it's clothes and yelled "get out"

My BlueSky isn’t working correctly, I may need a jump Starter Pack

If you wonder about my Religious Posts.. nope I binge South Park

Marge is going? Hmm to do What Next..

If they take my Medical, I won’t last long, but please remember my quips

Friends, I never thought that I would go against my government, but

Heh I can hear it now: President Swallows Well, ignore it and listen to another Recovery

Imperial Tacky isn’t working in MEXICO?

As Mr Piggy calls for the death of sitting government personnel, PRO TIP: start sharpening your pitchforks

We really need to understand that people are pissed.. stop the bullshit

Make America Gone Again is working, sadly

Yes, I am bloody emboldened by the Legislative Votes.

Hey! What is up with Trumpf’s Wig? Did RFKJR run it over?

Yep that's how it happened