My agent called, I refused the offer of Ghost Writing The Don’s newest Tome MEIN TRUMPF

Trumpf is a Dick. Thank You for your attention to this matter.

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What is death but an eternal reprieve.

ICE shot a woman who had been following them to document their depravity and hey shot her. Then she drove herself to the hospital. But no maybe she was found on a street and taken to the hospital? Have any journalists talked to this woman? Feels like a huge story

"Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door" > "fuck off"

Well, how are we enjoying the GOLDEN AGE so far.. my kid said something about waiting for the PINE AGE (heh)

Ok, a Shut Down, but I still have enough medicine to keep shitting on Plenty..

They should have renamed it ‘ The Dept of Weird’

I love Trumpf so much, I propose changing his entry music to ‘HELP! It’s the Chief’

I grew up with Foghorn Leghorn and The lil Chicken Hawk, but if someone told me a Real ‘Rootin’ Tootin’ Whiskey Pete would come into being…

No Mr. P, the MEDBED doesn’t grow Mushrooms..

Slow down everyone, I’m looking for the Huge Penis Setting on my MEDBED

I will never apologize for my Comedy or Commentary.. I believe that I am a Citizen.

A complete waist of time.

I have noticed lately that there are accounts following me that are suspect, be careful folks.

My Whole House is a Mancave! And some of my nether regions..

MTG is concerned? Perhaps just annoyed that the Rapture came and she didn’t Went?

What do you Mean that BlueSky isn’t a Comedy Platform? Amateur

Friends, that what is happening in the Nation isn’t normal, or correct (I’ve banned RIGHT out of my Vocabulary)

The Olden Days

Heh, they think that WE can’t Multitank? Bring it Poor STATE

So, Pee Wee Willy’s Wife wants to talk about S.. vomit, SE..vomit, anyway, They Use Crunchy Peanut Butter for Lube I Hear..(so they can feel something)

P.S. I’m still following interesting People (especially those that Repost my Drivel)

Shit, the Rapture happened? I’m still here, oops, my bad.

Damn, Trumpf’s UN speech will definitely ESCALATE something..(cough)

Old Sperm made a Barron.. wait, they want to blame a Woman who wisely claimed Headache.

I had a twinge of Embracing The Rapture, dammit AI replaced it with Rhapsody.. is Freddie Mercury in Heaven? I suppose I’ve ingested too much Tylenol..(sigh)

Given recent developments, I’ve been Vaccinated and Feverishly supporting the First Amendment.

I think I’m very funny at times, so I should lose my benefits or be extinguished by these TWATS? Bring it.

Well, Kimmel, Honan, Epstein etc. one could argue that Trumpf is an Enema of the People..

Do Depends Explode? Asking as an American..

I’ll say what’s on my mind until I die. Or until they assume my medical bills..the first amendment is important for ALL of us.

I see that WE have to protect FREEDOM of Speech, business won’t bother..

May I point out that I’ve been sick of EVERYONE for Years?

Congrats Minnesota for electing a Democrat for a Democrat Seat..

I took a couple days off social media, just in case I wake up in a Red State and decide to let you have it.

I never wanted Charlie Kirk dead, I was planning on debate. He would have been easy.

I dunno, perhaps we should be looking at CRacka Barrel, what did they know and when did they do it..

I understand, Cash Patel just can’t see Str8..

Yes, Kids I want our Kids to share in what we built. Unfortunately others have a different vision of America, etc.

Having this many Folks that could make us even bigger, but Voted for the End, odd .

I’m of the Perspective that Francis Ford Coppola should sue for intellectual property theft, as the U.S. Government has gone anti intellectual.

I think that I should go to music, I won’t let all this crush me.

Trumpf’s war on Drugs could backfire, I mean, look at these People. (Cough)

The Body is weak, but the brain goes on.

I was about ready to give up. Then, I found my BlueSky Family. It’s your fault Egging me On.