Fredrich Beluga
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Railroad mogul and true heir to the Herzen family fortune (Parody Account)
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Ah, hello! My name is Fredrich Beluga, you may know me as the owner of the famous Molentary Express, the "Cruise Ship On Rails", and as a generous philanthropist. Please feel free to follow this account, as I need to prove a point to my idiot nephew.
10 months ago
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Development on the mobile fortress line of transportation is going swimmingly. Paying customers will soon be able to take a ride from London to Oxford in roughly one hour in splendid luxury.
8 months ago
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Any opinions expressed on this account do not represent the views of the Kensington Rail Corporation and associated subsidiaries, i.e. the Molentary Express.
9 months ago
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Is everybody on this app besides me a homosexual?
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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My 100th follower will receive an exclusive 5% discount on a ticket! Now donβt let anyone tell you Iβm not generous.
10 months ago
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There are many words I would like to use to describe my incompetent nephew, but the papers would never let me hear the end of it if I were to say them. Cancel culture has gone rampant in our great nation. You can't do anything, or else a horde of protesters block the tracks. Run them over, I say!
10 months ago
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Where is Samuel? Am I on the wrong website?
10 months ago
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Ah, hello! My name is Fredrich Beluga, you may know me as the owner of the famous Molentary Express, the "Cruise Ship On Rails", and as a generous philanthropist. Please feel free to follow this account, as I need to prove a point to my idiot nephew.
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you reached the end!!
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