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Tristan: "I don't have any booger, I'm just putting my finger in my nose."
about 23 hours ago
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We bought a lockbox for medicine bottles, so that Tristan can't get to them. But he immediately grabbed the box and said he needed it for his toys.
17 days ago
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That uncomfortable feeling when your toddler wants whipped cream in his Mexican rice.
about 2 months ago
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Tristan's bold claim this morning: "Me no want chocolate anymore!"
2 months ago
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Tristan: "Where Tudum (Netflix noise) come from, Daddy?"
4 months ago
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Tristan, in a serious voice: "Shark car...gonna eat someone."
4 months ago
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Our two and a half year old son eats sriracha in his macaroni and cheese, and now he wants to put in Samyang 2x spicy sauce in it because I gave him a couple drops of it in his mi goreng.
6 months ago
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Tristan will wake up crying from his nap and need to be held, but he will also insist (via pointing) that I open *both* curtains before we leave the room because that is The Way Of Things.
9 months ago
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Jasmine's coworkers: Strong opinions, weakly held. Tristan: Weak opinions, strongly held.
10 months ago
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Jasmine was explaining how in a certain movie with a couple of dogs, one of them seems like it's going to die but then "it doesn't die". Tristan then held up two fingers and said, "two dog die".
10 months ago
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Jasmine was pointing out that it looked like an eggplant we were preparing had a butt, and Tristan pointed at the butt and said "poop".
10 months ago
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Jasmine: "You know what pain is? You sometimes feel pain when you get a boo-boo. It makes you say 'ouch'!" Tristan: *Laughs*
10 months ago
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Harvest.
10 months ago
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How our son decided to eat his ice cream cones.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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Wolf!!!
11 months ago
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Jasmine, unprompted as she stares off into the distance: "It's a good thing we don't live very long..."
11 months ago
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Jasmine just tossed me this month's Sticker Club envelope (courtesy of
@erinkubo.bsky.social
), and said "here's your Goblin Mail".
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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12 months ago
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