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Jasmine was saying the song "You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays in House, after a scene when House talks to Wilson. I looked at her and said, "That basically happens in every episode."
9 days ago
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Is this a yellow carrot? No! It's actually a giant finger of a Buddha's hand. We had a huge harvest and it's time to candy them again.
21 days ago
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Apparently the computer players in Mario Kart (whichever one it is on the Switch) can be extremely bad, because my 3-year-old son picked up the controllers for the first time today and got 9th place in two races.
about 1 month ago
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@erinkubo.bsky.social
We got this book for Tristan and I can't help but think of your art when I see it.
2 months ago
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Tristan's latest observation: "The freezer keeps things new and the fridge makes things old."
2 months ago
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Tristan: "I don't have any booger, I'm just putting my finger in my nose."
3 months ago
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We bought a lockbox for medicine bottles, so that Tristan can't get to them. But he immediately grabbed the box and said he needed it for his toys.
4 months ago
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That uncomfortable feeling when your toddler wants whipped cream in his Mexican rice.
5 months ago
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Tristan's bold claim this morning: "Me no want chocolate anymore!"
6 months ago
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Tristan: "Where Tudum (Netflix noise) come from, Daddy?"
7 months ago
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Tristan, in a serious voice: "Shark car...gonna eat someone."
7 months ago
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Our two and a half year old son eats sriracha in his macaroni and cheese, and now he wants to put in Samyang 2x spicy sauce in it because I gave him a couple drops of it in his mi goreng.
9 months ago
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Tristan will wake up crying from his nap and need to be held, but he will also insist (via pointing) that I open *both* curtains before we leave the room because that is The Way Of Things.
about 1 year ago
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Jasmine's coworkers: Strong opinions, weakly held. Tristan: Weak opinions, strongly held.
about 1 year ago
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Jasmine was explaining how in a certain movie with a couple of dogs, one of them seems like it's going to die but then "it doesn't die". Tristan then held up two fingers and said, "two dog die".
about 1 year ago
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Jasmine was pointing out that it looked like an eggplant we were preparing had a butt, and Tristan pointed at the butt and said "poop".
about 1 year ago
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Jasmine: "You know what pain is? You sometimes feel pain when you get a boo-boo. It makes you say 'ouch'!" Tristan: *Laughs*
about 1 year ago
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Harvest.
about 1 year ago
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How our son decided to eat his ice cream cones.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Wolf!!!
about 1 year ago
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Jasmine, unprompted as she stares off into the distance: "It's a good thing we don't live very long..."
about 1 year ago
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Jasmine just tossed me this month's Sticker Club envelope (courtesy of
@erinkubo.bsky.social
), and said "here's your Goblin Mail".
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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