You should find a boyfriend that will make you homemade gnocchi and seared ahi for lunch (I’m single)

Blurry hope you don’t mind

So anyways… I love him

Opened twitter just to see what people think of the new mega Pokemon and I see someone get s*** in the throat.

I can’t believe I was tricked into reading an entire book just for it to turn into incest in the last few chapters

Wait….

I always forget that extended family follows me on IG and now they are commenting on my body IRL.

I just tried to explain the lore of the trisha paytas reincarnations to a group of straight people. God really gives me his toughest battles.

A co-worker just asked me for my skincare regimen because she said I’m the only person she’s ever met that cares about “that stuff” … the small town republican mind is wild

Look over there

Boat days >>>

So Hungary

Some nice hotel lighting

No pants night at a bar is crazy. Walking around looking like Donald Duck

Bloop

✈️ Berlin… pray for me

See you soon NYC

Ok so sometimes the hot bartender is actually flirting with you...

God, buying pokemon cards is harder than getting concert tickets

Little drunk

Apparently that was too inappropriate for "close friends"

Switch 2 secured!!

Feeling myself

Hell yeah

Hi DIVA!!!!

Its friday baby!!

Fuck birds

Need a hot nerd right now

No homo... unless 👉 👈

Howdy

Poland ate that

Why Rhianna making circuit music for the smurfs movie?

Hey Chicago

I clean up sometimes

Trying to look crazy on my southwest flight so no one sits by me

One thing about me is i will eat during every layover

🐎

No one has given me any attention today

Oh should i do a Chicago weekend in May??? 👀

I got the golden peen!!!

Sinners was great.

Its snuggle weather

Ummmm ok

I always buy a second concert ticket as if I'll magically have a boyfriend by then...

I say as im alone watching anime

Backshots

That was exhausting. If you know you know