I just finished the last headed rivalry book and I have so many emotions

Kip is the top in the book???

Holy shit. Watching the sex scenes is one thing but reading them… in so much detail feels so much dirtier

Reading the heated rivalry book at the airport… 💦

Chers not even pretending to sing lol. Love her

I’ve been speaking in a Russian accent all day for no particular reason 👀

Finally starting that hockey porn show.

To the man sitting next to me on an airplane wearing 4 inch gym shorts…. Hi

Ok I love Australia

Julia fox in my comment section just makes sense

Summer down under!

Anyone have Australia recs? Going to Sydney and Melbourne and maybe can fit somewhere else in too

Pass the cranberry sauce

Got lucky this morning

I really changed my mind about her. Pure cunt

Don’t talk to me or my ghost sword son ever again

POV: you’re my phone as I’m procrastinating at the gym

Let’s get spooky

Oooop

Dark type

Okey demi

I’m great at this game

birthday boy 👑🎁🍾🎊🥳

Try not to say mother challenge

Please no one tell Dua lipa I’m gay because I’d risk it all

You should find a boyfriend that will make you homemade gnocchi and seared ahi for lunch (I’m single)

Blurry hope you don’t mind

So anyways… I love him

Opened twitter just to see what people think of the new mega Pokemon and I see someone get s*** in the throat.

I can’t believe I was tricked into reading an entire book just for it to turn into incest in the last few chapters

Wait….

I always forget that extended family follows me on IG and now they are commenting on my body IRL.

I just tried to explain the lore of the trisha paytas reincarnations to a group of straight people. God really gives me his toughest battles.

A co-worker just asked me for my skincare regimen because she said I’m the only person she’s ever met that cares about “that stuff” … the small town republican mind is wild

Look over there

Boat days >>>

So Hungary

Some nice hotel lighting

No pants night at a bar is crazy. Walking around looking like Donald Duck

Bloop

✈️ Berlin… pray for me

See you soon NYC

Ok so sometimes the hot bartender is actually flirting with you...

God, buying pokemon cards is harder than getting concert tickets

Little drunk

Apparently that was too inappropriate for "close friends"

Switch 2 secured!!

Feeling myself