Nobody: Not even a single person: Mega Zygarde the second someone even so much as breathes at it in the wrong way:

I decided to try the funny horse girl game (Umamusume Pretty Derby) and I have to say I'm enamoured with it so far. The names of the horse girls are all so great in their own way. The cinematics for obtaining new horse girls is really cute too and I love the music, it works so well.

@n1ghtm4ss4cr3.bsky.social I unfortunately can't accept your chat request for the comm, the age verification laws in place where I live prevent that. Not to mention the methods they provide never work. I can provide an alternative method of communication though

💜 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 💜

I know I'm late to the party, but Splatoween this year was great fun. Yeah, Team Ghost lost, but in the end it was all good fun. Really happy to have joined @cerulean-blue0.bsky.social for it too. I think my favourite moment was just goofing off when being put against our fellow Team Ghost members.

The first thing I saw was the word Joker and admittedly I didn't look at the rest of the post and thought it was referring to Joker from DC. 💀

Yesterday I was helping my pal @cerulean-blue0.bsky.social out with BBQs and trade evolutions on Pokémon S/V, and we got a group quest that tasked us to find Ditto blocks, I said I'd do the Polar and Savannah biomes, whilst he went to do the Coastal and Canyon biomes.

My fucked up daughter ❤️

His car goes: NEOooow.

Werewerewire? Therewerewire.

I am going to delta my rune.

My son!

Switching gears...#NewProfilePic!

Lavender town syndrome or something idk I never played gen 1

Time to be a functioning member of society again.

Five. Hundred. Smallfries.

*Hits you with inkbrush* Sorrgy accident.. *Hits you with inkbrush* *Hits you with inkbrush* *Hits you with inkbrush* *Hits you with inkbrush* Why r u splatted?..

:)

My name is Bonez! I made the Ass Kicker! It was difficult to get the gear! But then something went so horribly wrong! And now I can't take this stupid outfit off! My name is Bonez! (Bonez, Bonez, Bonez)

Woomy by day. Ass Kicker by night.

I need to get my bloody head in the game, I'll be inking one second, and then the next, I'm sniped by a charger even though I know they're there. How does one make that mistake? 💀

Chimichanga

Sega genesis music is addicting. And you are never safe from it as long as I live.

Judging from how my matches with the Inkbrush go compared to my matches with the Aerospray RG, I think I'm getting the hang of things. I can (hopefully) FINALLY drop the RG and put some more, yknow, EFFORT into my gameplay! Carpal tunnel here we come!

Dude, this inkbrush kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar while turfing! HAHAHAHAHA! DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA SQUID SURGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

REJECT SPRAY N PRAY, EMBRACE CARPAL TUNNEL WITH AN INKBRUSH 🗣🗣🗣

Push the button, pull the chain, here comes the chocolate choo choo train!

My turf war strategy? Spray and pray. /j

Isn't it weird how we bake cookies but cook bacon?

What I love about writing an original story is just how diverse your ideas can be, it's like a selection box of ideas, locations, characters, all kinds of cool stuff.

And so it begins! I have landed here on these blue skies, I have many things I may share!