As today is Thanksgiving here in the US it is constitutionally mandated that you listen to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice's Restaurant Massacree” at least once. Sorry. I don’t make the rules. 🤷‍♀️

In honor of those commemorating the 2001 introduction of the original iPod remind me to tell you sometime how I came speeding around the corner of Mariani onto De Anza trying to beat the light and almost killed Steve as he jaywalked across all 9 lanes just a month before launch.

If the Democrats are “cracking like dogs” they’re looking pretty clever to me…

On Feb 24, 2006 I had a podcast (too soon is the same as being wrong) and created a parody in the style of Dickie Goodman covering the time that Dick Cheney shot his friend Harry Whittington in the face. It was in poor taste then. It's in poor taste now. Please to enjoy.

Wait. I thought Opus Dei was that band from Animal House 🤔 “Wait’ll Opus sees us! He loves us!” #DexterLakeClub

The prompt was “Master pizza maker tosses three pies at once while a crowd gathers behind him and cheers ‘Go Pizza!, Go Pizza!’” Missed it by -that- much. 🤣 #Sora

Ask me why I got my ukulele signed by the members of @everclearmusic.bsky.social last night…(oh, and they blew the roof off the Guild Theatre in Menlo Park. Just starting their “Sparkle and Fade” 30th anniversary tour. Rock and Roll lives!

@james.crid.land From the other place. Guessing you’ve seen this, but if not…

In 1969 this song was #23 on the Billboard Hot 100, #2 on Hot County Songs, and #1 on the Easy Listen charts. What the fuck happened to us? #tryalittlekindness www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3u8...

I'm going through a client's presentation & cleaning up inconsistent formatting & random font changes & graphic elements that shift by a pixel between slides and just looked up to the sky and shook my fist and shouted, "STEVE!!!" I still bleed in six colors. (IYKYK ) #Apple

Mini review of the new Mission Impossible: Insanely entertaining & definitely worth seeing on a big screen. Are there masks? Yes. Is there running? So Much Running. Did I well up with tears? At least 10 times. Did I laugh out loud? At least as many. Big. Messy. Astounding. Summer starts now.

Did you hear the one about the Jewish Indian…

Tomorrow is Dieter Rams’ birthday. Stream Gary Hustwit’s fantastic documentary for free. www.ohyouprettythings.com/rams

Pope of America

🎶Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy🎶

A long time ago I joined a secret project that became the Apple Watch. More than 10 years later I’m still finding new ways to close my rings. Congratulations to all that came before and everything that comes next! #closeyourrings

Got to see The Big Lebowski on the big screen last night in Monterey California at the Golden State Theater (-near- the In-N-Out on Del Monte) and it was followed by a Q&A with the man himself and at this point the merging of Jeff Bridges and Jeff Lebowski has become complete. The Dude Abides!

Question: what did it say before “Stick”?

If you can keep your head when all about you, are losing theirs and blaming it on you… then you’ve found a doctor who will refill your prescription for Xanax, and I’d really appreciate it if you could give me their phone number

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

Got to see the Member Preview of “Paul McCartney Photographs 1963-64 at @famsf.bsky.social today. Some thoughts: 1. I knew they were young but damn they were young. 2. 73 Million people watched them live on Ed Sullivan. No YouTube. Wow. 3. There was a time when not every photo was crispy sharp.

yeah... that's what we need...

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Watching you on @maddow.msnbc.com, Congressman and I'm not interested in you "telling stories" of how the current administration is hurting Americans. I want you and all the elected members of the Democratic Party to "Take Action". The time for simply talking has passed.

San Francisco Bay (with the city in the distance) as seen from Foster City California #BlueSkyMonday

Bob’s Burgers - “Ain’t Miss Debatin’” - Season 7 Episode 15 (March 26, 2017) Louise: Can anyone here do a Russian accent? Gene voiced by Eugene Boris Mirman, born Moscow, Russia 1974, is the only character who doesn’t raise their hand. Makes me laugh every time.

team monkey, team hockey youtu.be/c1dPIfra9DY?...

Nothing to see here... probably just a scheduling conflict... couldn't get the big conference room... this is fine... everything is fine...

Not sure if this qualifies but discovering it in my Photos made me smile #BlueSkyMonday

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind. Kurt Vonnegut

I’m severely myopic with a pretty good astigmatism. I had my glasses off with the TV on in the background. It was a game from @fter midnight. With the sound off I happened to look up and immediately recognized the event they were talking about. Talk about iconic.

Introduce yourself as a TV character…

🎶So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do You see, I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen🎶 This morning over 50 years since I first heard it I realised green or blue refer to eye color. 🤦‍♀️ #YourSong

The campaign against trans rights is also about stripping away everyone’s protections against discrimination, reviving, as Douglass put it “the moral blindness” of those who “persuade themselves that they are safe, though the rights of others may be struck down.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

If you see this post, post or quote repost a bridge from your photography or artwork.

Fuuuuhhh…

You in Washington today? @churchofsatan.com

I’m wired to find comfort and stimulation and happiness when I’m part of a community. Something larger than myself which can test me and teach me and inspire me. Plus I love the rush of making strangers laugh. (Not this time obviously but someday soon. Very soon.)

Today’s emotional weather report: 🎶Well, darkness has a hunger that’s insatiable And lightness has a call that’s hard to hear🎶 Film at 11

Here’s a judgy poodle for you. You look like you might need one.

I have a nephew in his late 20s. His world view is the ONLY thing that matters is money. Making it. Chasing it. Counting it. Growing it. Spending it. Talking about it. Making even more. I love him unconditionally. I told him he was wrong. I was wrong. He’s gonna be fine.

Just getting around to watching Cunk on Life and can’t remember laughing so much and so hard for a long time. Deeply profoundly funny and then just some silly shit.

The shittest way possible to learn that David Lynch played a Parker Fly. 💔🙏

Seems legit…

Me and the three people who read my skeets

Everybody else was doing it. And I think it’s cured my athlete’s foot!

Cut down in its prime!

Fake “Anthora” coffee cup (filed with hot chocolate, so forgivable 😉) from Alfred Coffee. Delicious!

Or I could, I dunno, drive the 3 miles. (And why does it think it would take me over an hour to walk that distance? It’s almost like the calendar app sees me as a complete … stranger 😜)

Huh. I wonder what I was doing 7 years ago today? Musta been something..

Slow your roll CVS…