He wouldn't mind. Just make sure Sonic isn't on any of the screens.. or banners... or standees.

"YES! KILL!!!"

"I didn't say anything at all! It's just... W-Why that dress in particular, hmmm??? All the ones he could have chosen and he went with the most BLAMD one possible!!!"

"Whaaaaatt??? Noooooooooo...."

"..." He just makes a weird face.

“ Please Gaia in the earth I wanna enjoy more chilidogs, let that blue gumball fuck fumble. “

🕵️ {I'm not sure what entirely happened, but if you ask me, it would make sense why we would have some controversy like on Twitter The internet is full of people of all types, bad ones included. As long as there's a place to talk to others, there's also those kind of people

🕵️ {not sure if this counts as a writer acc but my main is @spyhound24.bsky.social if anyone's interested-)

"What sucks about workout is that somewhere out there, there's a bastard who's casually getting another ability with little effort. Makes me want to break their legs so they remember what pain is. Or their arms. Either one works."

"Whatever. I'm spending Christmas with my girlfriend."

"I'm more surprised that the battle hungry maniac has a job that ISN'T related to fighting."

"Sega don't you even think about surrendering to that cheese-chomper, I am looking directly at you while I may or may not have the Ebon Blasters on hand right now."

"Okay, if there was EVER a good enough time for that blue, speedy prick to speed into this mess, NOW WOULD BE THE TIME!"

"... it means everything." Oh boy here we go.

Noted and immediately ignored. "NiGHTS, can I punt it?"

"EXTRA LIVES FOR ONE PARTY AND NOT THE OTHER IS A SIGN OF EXTREME BIAS, I'M TELLING YOU-"

"NIIIIIICE!"

"Don't worry, Rock! I'll do it for you!" Ahem-

"I know your food choice is horrendous but WHAT THE-"

Probably a cool streamer headset that fits her nicely! Or maybe that karaoke machine she always wanted back then...

"MY MAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

". WELP, I'm heading back to Merge Games, see the rest of you guys later."

"Holy Halifax! You know this is a BIG problem when one of the Big Protags get beaten close to death..! Let's get you outta here!" Surprisingly picking up Rock with little issues and BOOKING IT-!

🕵️{probably gonna flop again but such is life)

Currently lifting a boulder and running with it. Where to and how far? Only he knows.

"Oh brrrRRROTHER, this bear is a SIMP simp!"

Stolen from a bitch ass Copy bot-

"Huh, there's two Rocks now. ... not what I was expecting, but I can manage with this."

"It makes you look bald.!"

"Oh, good idea.! I should probably use the Bolt Blasters and save the Dark Cannon for later."

"I'm really going to enjoy shooting him with the Dark Cannon more than I thought."

"That's the first time I ever heard about it too, like I don't even know who this guy is- Hang on, he's a creep?"

"I've been itching to get my hands on that dumb Yogi wannabe from the moment I heard they were trying to take the SEGA Mascot title.! I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"

"HECK YEAH, LET ME JOIN!"

"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros. At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."

"THEY BETTER."

"While I'm awake, here's a tip when dealing with your enemies: Never let them know your next move. .... which is why I have a ton of overpowered items stashed away in a bundle locked in a treasure chest that often organize and add to, all while laughing.. [=>]

"I've sent about 50 letters to multiple SEGA districts and so help me if I don't get in there will be Hellfire to pay." .. well there we go.

". Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"

"I'll make everyone know me one way or another." Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-

"All good things come to an end eventually... All it takes is the right push to kickstart it early.."

And you can get when everyone else is gone, he's going to take a very disrespectful picture of him at his grave.

"Don't tell SEGA, but I hired a friend of mine to pop the Sonic Balloon. So long as I can still hate, I'll make sure it won't fly for as long as I can."

"You think I can make SEGA focus on me and the others if I sabotage the Sonic 4 movie..? ... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"

"May I suggest Jingle Bell Rock?"