"Huh, there's two Rocks now. ... not what I was expecting, but I can manage with this."

"It makes you look bald.!"

"Oh, good idea.! I should probably use the Bolt Blasters and save the Dark Cannon for later."

"I'm really going to enjoy shooting him with the Dark Cannon more than I thought."

"That's the first time I ever heard about it too, like I don't even know who this guy is- Hang on, he's a creep?"

"I've been itching to get my hands on that dumb Yogi wannabe from the moment I heard they were trying to take the SEGA Mascot title.! I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"

"HECK YEAH, LET ME JOIN!"

"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros. At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."

"THEY BETTER."

"While I'm awake, here's a tip when dealing with your enemies: Never let them know your next move. .... which is why I have a ton of overpowered items stashed away in a bundle locked in a treasure chest that often organize and add to, all while laughing.. [=>]

"I've sent about 50 letters to multiple SEGA districts and so help me if I don't get in there will be Hellfire to pay." .. well there we go.

". Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"

"I'll make everyone know me one way or another." Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-

"All good things come to an end eventually... All it takes is the right push to kickstart it early.."

And you can get when everyone else is gone, he's going to take a very disrespectful picture of him at his grave.

"Don't tell SEGA, but I hired a friend of mine to pop the Sonic Balloon. So long as I can still hate, I'll make sure it won't fly for as long as I can."

"You think I can make SEGA focus on me and the others if I sabotage the Sonic 4 movie..? ... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"

"May I suggest Jingle Bell Rock?"

"That's it, I'm getting the Home-Run Bat."

"Gah, this is why I'm mostly by myself. ‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say. I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."

"AMIGA. I. DON'T CARE. END OF STORY." He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.

"Amiga the more you try to stop me only makes me want to beat that guy up even more, I hope you realize that."

"I got Assist Trophies, he ain't special."

"Amiga you know damn well I'll deal with whoever I gotta go through just to make sure that hedgehog feels the same pain I felt- what's that dumb bear gonna do against this thing? Stand up and back away? Do a silly dance?"

"I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE THE JACK BROTHERS OR A ELDRITCH BEING, AMIGA, 30+ YEARS OF PREPARATION WILL NOT GO TO WASTE BECAUSE OF A RANDOM NOBODY FROM ATLUS-"

🕵️ {Following count looked a bit off but I fixed it Balance has been restored once more)

Where did he get the Dark Cannon? FROM SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL?! "They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."

"Well, since #SONICISDEAD, it's about time I start my plans on my franchise revival! I can see the news articles now: Alex Kidd, Risen from the Ashes! The Former SEGA Mascot is Here to Stay!"

"If any of you even so much as try to throw meI'm breaking your arm. I am not in the mood."

The moment Sonic even touched his back... ["Alex, li-"] P O W- A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected! ".. 100% ready for this." It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT. 🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])

"... I mean I can't complain." Sorta would be hypocritical if he did.

"I'm sure it's not that bad, it's not like she's popular or anything, NiGHTS."

"... what type of beef do you even HAVE with her?!"

"Not anymore."

"You guys still get paid?"

"Anakin was right, sand DOES get everywhere.! Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"

"Cool." Thumbs up. He's in a chill mood.

"Dang, sounds nice.!" The Arian Prince started chuckling deviously.. "After all this time, I finally found someone who hates that bastard.! Who's TIRED IF BEING IN THE SHADOWS-!" He's alright, he's just been mostly alone in Radaxian Castle for god-knows how many years...

🕵️ {CHIITAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!)

"Stars, I've been hoping to do that one for a WHILE.! Every word out of his mouth is like nails to a chalkboard! If he wasn't so damn fast, I would have done a while ago, but a Arian can only dream, I guess..."

"Twitter is a dumpster fire that has a few good gems in it. It's better to just tune out the negatives, man."

+ If you can’t donate, that’s fine, but if you could at least spread the word, I’d greatly appreciate it. Here’s the link for anyone who wants to donate. gofund.me/3ae043c5

"It's like we're all playthings to him..." The Arian Prince dropped their head before- "𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝘀." -sweet lord, that got dark quickly.

"Yeah, at this point, I'm not sure if I even want to be associated with that word. Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff. I mean, he did. A few times, too."

🕵️ {Hey, does anyone else have a problem seeing quotes sometimes or is it just me?)

"Dang, he showed you up too? I honestly can't see what people like about him! He's just this arrogant, selfish, STUPID! OVERPOWERED BRAT-!" Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow. "Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"

"Alexander Ossale, commonly called Alex Kidd. Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian. Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."

". Who are you again?"

"... it ain't it. I'm being honest with you, Rock, it just ain't it."