This is going to be fun.

May the 4th be with y'uns. youtu.be/PQBRSwZiYS4

I love my city. #asheville #avl #ashevillenc

Hey siri, how do I teach the shih-tzu that laser printer is friend, not foe?

Tomorrow is #bandcampfriday and all that, but using open source alternative Faircamp, I have posted music I've made spanning 4 decades, all for free. You can listen, download, and donate if you wish. #faircamp www.willchatham.com

It isn't easy to look tough with a Shih-Tzu tongue licking your lips.

My wife took me to see Ghost Face Killa with Capadonna tonight. I missed the Wu Tang phenomenon back in the day, but now I’ve seen 3 of them live in an intimate setting and feel like a badass.

I’ll never understand people on planes who don’t open the window, especially during landings. Cmon people.

I made up a diet, it isn’t grueling, and it works. I’m calling it FUEL. • Fiber rich • Unprocessed whole foods • Elevated protein • Lean healthy fats 12 pounds shed in 5 weeks!

I built a free tool to help you appeal the recent property tax hikes. It pulls comparable home sales from public data, scores them by similarity to your property, and generates a PDF you can upload directly to the appeal portal. You'll need to know how run Python scripts. #asheville #buncombe #avl

I, for one, welcome the return of the em dash with our new AI overlords.

Ah yes, the one day each year it is best to stay off the internet. See y’all tomorrow.

This app is for solo musicians who gig. Helps you remember details about venues, contacts, set lists, song transitions (capo & key), and more. apps.apple.com/us/app/soloa...

I would be all-in on @kagi.com's Orion browser if they'd only make it so you could drag and drop bookmarks in the toolbar like you can in every other browser. This is the only thing holding me back from ditching Firefox.

Sleeping with sharks tonight. Almost as fearsome as the 5th graders I’m chaperoning. #atl #atlantaaquarium.

More of this reporting, please!

People still use Google?

We had a tornado whip by the neighborhood this morning, snapping trees, and now it is snowing. WHAT IS GOING ON

33 years later, a labor of love I was asked to work on with friends in Louisville is coming out on vinyl. I got to play drums on a couple of the tracks. If you've heard of Rodan, June of 44, Rachel's, or Shipping News, this is the band that birthed them. solidbrassrecords.com/products/kin...

I spotted this white squirrel in north Asheville. These are pretty common in the Brevard area, so very surprised to see one way over here! #asheville #squirrel #brevardnc #ashevillenc

The latest episode of Knight of the 7 Kingdoms finally got Games of Throney.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised about the national shortage of clown noses.

My President's Day project was getting the plausible.io community edition (aka "free") set up on docker on a headless Raspberry Pi behind a CloudFlare tunnel, and installed on 6 of my active websites. Plausible is a privacy-friendly Google Analytics alternative. Now that's what I call a fun day off.

I thought it would be useful to control Logic Pro with voice commands. So I built an app for it. Comes in handy when you are behind a drum kit or not that close to your computer while recording. logiccommander.app #logicpro #homerecording #homestudio

I guess this is just gonna live in my bathroom now. Not sure how it got inside but I sure don’t blame it.

Hurry, it's almost over

I guess Nancy Pelosi is setting herself up for life after Congress.

Yes, they really did this.

This is who runs this account.

Finally got onto the Meshtastic network today. This sure would have come in handy after Hurricane Helene when cell towers were out for weeks. Glad to see a robust network around western North Carolina, and the state as a whole.

Good morning from Asheville! Happy snow day.

So many bad things have happened that we never thought would happen but when you mention consequences, people love to say "never gonna happen." Embrace the Anything Can Happen Era

No one told you life was gonna be this way. vucommodores.com/roster/chand...

Cool cool cool

The phrase “saying the quiet part out loud” has become so popular that it is officially getting misused.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: GG Allin Peter, Paul, and Mary (2) Fugazi (6) Willie Nelson Ziggy Marley

Just bought tickets to take my 11 year old son to see @alyankovic.bsky.social in May. CANNOT WAIT. This will be my 3rd time seeing him (dating back to when he opened for Hewey Lewis & The News and Journey at the Kentucky State Fair in the 80's. Such a great show!

I'm spinning tunes live from my turntable for the next couple of hours on wax.live. Tune in! #vinyl #vinylcollectors wax.live/shadowperson

“I’m not uploading my ID to prove who I am” he said, clutching his Chrome browser. “I don’t want them tracking me online,” he added, as his ISP and cellular provider laughed.

In case you want to fully block TikTok in your household, and you run PiHole, you can do it with this list. Easy peasy! github.com/danhorton7/p...

If you want to order a copy of my album, Chronic Disappointment on vinyl or CD, you can save 20% today using code BOXINGDAY20. But if you don't, it's OK, I am already chronically disappointed. elasticstage.com/shadowperson

My wife know how to gift me a shirt. ❤️

Happy Festivus, for the rest of us! The pole is up. The airing grievances is about to begin.

All I wanted to do was export my free Reddit collectible avatars before 12/31. 3 NFT wallet apps on 2 different devices, many error message, deepdoos, metamasks, flipflops, wallets, & 5 secret phrases later, I feel like a complete idiot & still haven't figured it out. Probably not worth it anyway.

Things like this are why I continue to use, love, and support Firefox as my web browser for desktop, laptop, and mobile. mastodon.social/@firefoxwebd...

This one time, at band camp, I got to play drums with Jesus Lizard because Mac was late to sound check. 1990, Louisville, Ky, nervous as fuck. www.instagram.com/reel/CnFvp62...

I just binged the whole Puffy documentary today while elevating my sprained ankle. Aside from the astounding amounts of baby oil, all I can say is...this whole thing seems to be far from over, unfortunately.

I see you, EZ Foil.

Sunday afternoon chilling. Black & white pets are the best. #tuxedocats #shihtzus

The Festivus pole has been erected!