I posted this on threads and it went bonkers. Muppets bring the world together. 😂💗

Nothing better than some purple prose with a purpose. 😜😂

I mean, it couldn’t be any worse than my usual decision making. 😂

So long as you’re quiet, it’s a library after all. 😜

Apparently, pelicans peli-can’t. 😂

Gotta laugh or you’ll cry. 😂

I have an abiding interest in coffee. I might get up to some stalking if coffee is on the line. Lucky for me I have a pretty good back stock. 😂

I am 100% behind books going dark mode!

Why is this so funny??? 😂

Loki looks annoyed I didn’t fix his ear before I took his picture. 😂

I swear, the kids are gonna save us all. 😂

Been busy at the beach. But not like the cabana boys and margaritas beach. The chilly north Oregon beach. 😜

Did I mention that I met a stormtrooper as I was going down an escalator the other day? 😂

Being lazy is a group activity. 😂

I literally always have a book. I’d be disappointed with myself if I didn’t. 😂

This cat. I’m not sure he ever gets that one brain cell. I’m also completely baffled how he sleeps like this without tipping over. 😂

I feel called out. 😂

This is the kind of niche humor I am absolutely here for. 😂

Loki and I are not interested in any opinion on political BS. We want children to be safe and kindness to become normal. That’s it, that’s the soapbox. 💗

Bill Door and the very sharp scythe? I need to go reread some things now…

I can get behind this. I have five sons. I’m pretty sure I could save the world. If I had to. 😂

Pretty sure once is a lowball. If it’s less than three I am obviously doing something wrong! 😂

Hence why I called scallops ‘ruffle fish’ for about a week. Now I just call them that for fun. 😂

It’s hard to beat an ocean sunset.

My entire personality is coffee, books, cats, and sarcasm. I’m ok with this. 😂

Pssshhh… like I’d incriminate myself like that. Hubster should know better. 😂😂😂

Those are apparently all his toys.

I’m feeling very Nanny today. Though, there is always a bit of Granny Weatherwax lingering in the background. 😂

I don’t know what he’s annoyed about, but his tail and toe fluffs are cracking me up. 😂

Pretty sure my husband would agree with this assessment! 😂

I feel like this is the way I should greet everyone now. 🤔

I have a migraine today, these two think they’re helping. 😂

Y’all are stuck with me now! Mwahahaha! 😂

Ok, but hear me out… 😂

I am definitely in this picture!

Loki is lending me his support today. I have decided to shelve my mystery series for now and work full time on my YA trilogy that won’t leave my brain alone. I’m a little sad, but also so very relieved to be heading into the realm of fantasy again!

Roo has no interest in anything I’m sellin’. 😂

Be inexplicable! Got it!

I’m that last one. FEAR ME! 😂

I’ve always been a fan of clever insults. Both Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde had some of the best!

I snort laughed at this! 😂

If this isn’t every writer in the editing phase I don’t know what is. 😂

It has been this kind of week so far.

I currently have 69,000 words that I keep thinking are mostly in the correct order. Now I need to make them better. 😝

I have questions… 🤔

I mean, he does have a point… 😂

Covid is clearing out of my house, and we are currently being saged by the entire west end of town. I can’t decide if fire season started early, or 2025 just be that way… 😳

“What do you mean you’re still sick? I want to play!”

I’m pretty sure this is about me. It just also needs a clause about being a walking menace to myself. 😬

I mean, the woman is his granddaughter, but the point still stands.