Larxene has been reprimanded yet again for telling Xaldin that “if he likes to JUMP so much” he “should just bounce on some dick.” He has been crying in the communal bathroom for an hour.

I asked this quaint creature how he was able to enter the castle. He told me "I can fly dipshit. Also the door was open." The temptation to strike him down was strong, however his whimsy is quite refreshing.

When naming the lesser species of Nobodies, the intent was to intimidate but also to be descriptive. A Dusk will be the sunset of one’s mortal life if they should encounter it. The Assassin is silent yet deadly. The Creeper is an atrocious freak.

Larxene has been reprimanded yet again for telling Xaldin that “if he likes to JUMP so much” he “should just bounce on some dick.” He has been crying in the communal bathroom for an hour.

I hear many complaints about "blue hair and pronouns" but I do not understand. One of my most loyal has blue hair and pronouns and he would NEVER cause problems for me.

Real eyes may realize real lies, but with insight in sight you can incite violence against the hordes of children who continuously thwart your plans! #TruthNuke

I was recently invited to a reunion, but I fear the invitation may have been intended for another recipient. I haven't the faintest idea who these people are.

If you remove the batteries from a Game Boy, all that remains is its hollow shell. Merely an echo of what it once was. Game Body.

I am quite skilled at shuffling letters around. Bear witness: Vs lbh pna ernq guvf cyrnfr tvir zr lbhe urneg vg jbhyq or n punevgnoyr qbangvba gbjneq n tbbq pnhfr

If you remove the batteries from a Game Boy, all that remains is its hollow shell. Merely an echo of what it once was. Game Body.

I was recently invited to a reunion, but I fear the invitation may have been intended for another recipient. I haven't the faintest idea who these people are.

I have been made aware that there is a celebration of pride this month. If I had a heart that could feel, I would feel pride for my Organization. Except for Demyx. Worthless freeloader.

Today's Wordle was quite disappointing. As a former man with a varied vocabulary, I should not have suffered a defeat at the hands of "POOPY." ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩

Vexen continues to ask me what I want out of the replica program. This. This is what I want. Perfection.

I do not give my subordinates "bad news" anymore I simply call them to Where Nothing Gathers and look at them like this.

It is Casual Friday at the office today. We are not casual. It is not Friday. #Grindset

Real eyes may realize real lies, but with insight in sight you can incite violence against the hordes of children who continuously thwart your plans! #TruthNuke

I hear many complaints about "blue hair and pronouns" but I do not understand. One of my most loyal has blue hair and pronouns and he would NEVER cause problems for me.

I was asked by Luxord if I wished to “play magic” and I foolishly believed that he was discussing training for upcoming missions. I have reminded him that the only “commander” he need concern himself with is me by stealing all his cards and docking his pay.

I can tolerate many things. But I will NOT tolerate that capitalist rat marching into MY home office and attempting to quash my Organization’s efforts to unionize!

Sources have confirmed that Sora is alive and well. I am not amused.

Perhaps if Nintendo SWITCHed their approach our Organization would be more inclined to purchase one for the common area. Please ignore that Larxene has stolen five consoles already.

I do not give my subordinates "bad news" anymore I simply call them to Where Nothing Gathers and look at them like this.

I once found a stray wandering around near Memory's Skyscraper. He was quite charming. I wonder what ever happened to that poor fellow. Did he die?

This guy thinks he's SOOOOOO COOOOOOL with two red beam swords and a black coat with a hood. NEWS FLASH ALSO-RAN: WE DID IT FI- ...i am being told we did not, in fact, do it first. Darth Maul if you are seeking employment please come to The World That Never Was I have a job opening.

Vexen continues to ask me what I want out of the replica program. This. This is what I want. Perfection.

WAIT SINCE WHNE HAS THE DUCK BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT?????

VI VII

Feeling quite the facsimile of fondness for the Family Guy's dog. I pray that nothing terrible should befall this charming creature.

Today's Wordle was quite disappointing. As a former man with a varied vocabulary, I should not have suffered a defeat at the hands of "POOPY." ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩

I have been made aware that there is a celebration of pride this month. If I had a heart that could feel, I would feel pride for my Organization. Except for Demyx. Worthless freeloader.