When will Christmas be changed to MAGAmas? Just wondering.

New favorite Star Trek quote: Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor. Not a Jesus!

Some say Nero burned Rome. But his true followers understand he was just triggering the left.

I mean Rome had Nero and they survived. Oh wait...

If gas prices are down one cent from last year... and pennies are being removed from circulation... are gas prices really down?

The attacks on the twin towers and on the Pentagon were indelibly traumatizing. At least with the White House, there are no fatalities.

I think it should be enough to blow smoke up your own @$$ without having to blow smoke up the @$$ of the entire national consciousness.

Media: MAGA world is pissed. MAGA on social media: crickets

MAGA supporters sound like they're waking up... but they're not I-should've-voted-for-someone else-waking up.

I mindlessly began opening Facebook on my phone today just once and then closed the app in horror before I saw anything. Who do I talk to?

It’s right there in writing.

Thanks Batman….. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Penguins learning what happens when you don't say thanks.

What if "deep state" is just code for competency?

There has never before been a greater breadth of history to study between the origins of life and the present moment. This goes for entertainment, too. If you want to watch all the great films or listen to all the great songs... there are so many more to choose from than in any previous time.