I wanted to go to the beach today but I don’t think that’s happening.

New DP maybe 🤔

In other news, mi accidentally mix vinegar and bleach.

I dyed my hair but it’s not even remotely close to what I wanted, you know who is gonna bleach it white now, right?

Men who fraid a vibrators 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

I’m trying to make a choice, do braids or shape up my hair and trim it.

I made a Julie Mango Sorbet

I fell asleep this afternoon after the rains and is like mi drunk badman.

Why him believe anybody want him smell bad food pellet?

The sneeze weh mi deh sneeze, anuh sick mi out fi sick?

Feel like vomit

Things I see because I’m not asleep. I’m not sure if it’s molting or just cleaning itself.

I feel for an amaretto sour so I will be making an amaretto sour.

My mollies had fishlettes (fry)

I need to comb my hair but I can’t be bothered.

I really like the look of the Jimny but the power specs make me cry.

Posting over here too cz they look like little limes

Courtesy of my ackee tree.

I just flick off mi fucking fingernail.

I fucking love Mickey 17

Curl maintenance courtesy of Aunty Jackie’s Curl la la

Y'all please drop a review on Amazon for the book please 🙏🏼

Tonight I taught Button how to detangle my hair. When mi take stock, mi feel him a brush a guh weh but the hair already detangled. A dolly him did a take mi for enuh.

This is one of my favourite videos

Somehow my vibes not here for this match final

Up on melancholy hill there’s a plastic tree

Haunted when I should be sleeping. sigh.

My nails are Barbie pink by Hannah’s orders.

Ruled over the universe with Gohan

Rain!

Mmmmm funzies

Quick Devil May Cry binge.

I don’t know why you would say that about me and I haven’t done anything to you.

Why is VVD talking about legacy trophy event? I will scream enuh.

I didn’t have any coffee today. But here I am. Wired like a power plant

Kinda wah bun likkle game but I promised myself I wouldn’t play certain games at night anymore. The last thing I need is another dream where I’m in the Witcher-verse.

I realize that I haven’t been screaming as much as before and that’s not necessarily a good thing. Cz sometimes you need to scream.

Hannah really is Career Girl Barbie enuh lol. Aside from the fact she still loves Barbie dolls to death, she debates, is in robotics and is gonna be an engineer. I’m a proud big sis.

Buldak ramen at midnight.

I should make Jello

Aye Vegeta love Goku is a shame 🤣

Imagine being able to bullshit your way through life like Mr. Satan.

I think my excitement over the Solo Leveling anime has fizzled out significantly.

My hair took five minutes to wash and detangle. I’m definitely never growing it back out. Button is going to cry but I will simply have to dry his tears.

I-

Southampton did that to themselves in a way

A weh a Southampton get them big black man deh? Dem look trang eeh.

WATARU TIME

Watch Nunez a tell them fi shut up 🤣🤣

Bro them did ago kill off Diaz?