Someone’s somewhat awake…

Pits, pubes and PPE.

2016 // 2026

Warmest place in the house.

Just a softie for the timeline.

Happy haircut.

In my happy place.

When he knows you're back in your own home as soon as you close the door.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Repost with your dick root 🥰

Of course he woke up too.

Been a while. Have some Heathrow hotel #humpday.

Honestly thought it was Monday, so here's some monochrome from my Barcelona hotel bed.

Google Photos reminding me of what my dick was doing in its highlights will never fail to amuse me.

If you see this, quote a pic of your bush 😈

The face. The cock.

Oh I DO have a mask and a somewhat PG-13 pic...

We got a bit sticky.

Only 27 hours travel to get home, but now we're properly home.

Hello from the showers at Brussels airport.

Definitely something in the hotel water...

The correlation between staying in a hotel room and horn levels needs to be STUDIED!!

...and then they always get chubby. Hotels man.

Hotel mirror softies are just tradition by this point.

When you find a combo that works…

No YOU just had a guy from Grindr come over, fuck your throat for 20 minutes and sent him on his way with empty balls. Oh wait, no… that was me. ☺️

Part of me is clearly more awake than other parts after travelling 16 hours.

Peek-a-boo.

Come help me get this fat for #fcf

Been a while. Still alive. Have some chub.

Brain horny, body sick. Urgh… frustrating.

Send help! Hairy ginger limpet won’t move!

Got a haircut, but I’m worried I look like that bully prick in high school who called you a wee poof, but then came out in his late 20s. Or a football hooligan. Or both.

#fursday under lock and key…

Trying something different for #humpday but man… butt pics are hard.

How about some butt for #monochromemonday?

#softiesaturday in the woods of Angus.

Never thought I was particularly fat, but I guess we’re all fat in our own way, right? A happy fat (and sticky) #fcf to those who observe.

Just learned that #fursday is a thing…

Tis a cold #humpday up in Scotland, but that’s never stopped me before…

Before, during, butt, mess.

Instagram vs Bluesky.

Need some assistance. Any volunteers?

Wet butt and wet cock. Hump day and wet willy Wednesday all in one. Who doesn’t love some alliteration?

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

When OOMF sends delightfully filthy things when you’re out for a dog walk and you find an abandoned fishing shed…

Introduce yourself with 4 video games.

Wanna get wet and rub our chubs together?

Finally got around to putting all my thotty filth into a folder in Photos. Totally didn’t take almost 45 minutes and come to almost 1,400 pics and vids. Although honestly I thought it’d be more.

Wet willy.