#octillerink2025 Day 09 - Route 113 #pokemon #fanart 🎐

this is the photo in the "absurdity" article on Danish Wikipedia ("A rabbit with a waffle. On the head")

Zinnia 🌱 #gardensky #FlowerReport #photography #bloomscrolling

store stopped stocking my usual energy drink so i reluctantly used replacements until i saw theyre back in stock so i got some just cracked 1 open and it now tastes like water from a small pond someone drove their car into in 1980 (never got their car out; has been steeping in there all this time)

escape room affirmations: -i know how to orient myself in a space -i can find clues -i can apply clues -the narrative from notes left behind is pleasant and normal -when i get out it’ll be to a nice place

relatively footloose and somewhat fancy free

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

Lacecap hydrangea 🌱 #gardensky #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #photography

robot girls part 2

it’s that time of year again

had a sudden realization that somehow I dont think I’ve ever drawn the funniest character in deltarune

your only choice is to fujo out

better world edit

Astilbe 🌱 #gardensky #bloomscrolling

guy with erotic devotion in his eyes and stuck awe in his throat telling another guy what he means to him as a fellow straight man

Our golden chain tree is in full bloom right now. The bees love it so much the whole tree seems to hum. 🌱 #gardensky #bloomscrolling #FlowerReport

#catcrumb after a million years... i have finished another tarot card

We have so many newt visitors to the pond this time of year. Often, when I watch the newts they come and watch me back. 🌱 #Amphibians #newts #pond

I love how this groundcover really adds color to the garden this time of year. (Glandora diffusa) 🌱 #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #gardensky

🌱🌿 #FlowerReport #gardensky

this and a freaking crisp cider

oh you’ve been practicing gratitude that’s really cool man. me i’ve been practicing ratitude [you notice several scurrying forms under my jacket]

by jove if only i could recall that stuff with the locust swarms and river blood and all god wrought that one time the favorable frog:

fantastic plastic

if gerard way were a mousegirl he would’ve dropped a solo album with the song baby you’re a haunted mouse

*audibly antagonistic* come on and slam. and “welcome” to the space jam

i’ll be the most grumpy concert-goer ever fighting overstimulation poor sight lines etc and then go home after and be like Well Htat Was Transcendental And Legendary

can’t come into work tonight i have new plans to watch something long gay and heavy so can you find someone to cover for me (<- text i can’t send my boss but would like to)

#catcrumb good ol venom sacs cat

twin peaks is a show about a guy trying to access fuck web

buddy your ass is grass and i’m gonna lay in it and watch the shapes the clouds make

why’s the default monster energy taste poo diaper from a baby forced to only ever eat discount licorice

Rats, Together Strong!!

while you were posting about johnlock i was locking onto her john

executive function is controlled by the dog walking on the gear in ones head which turns all the other gears . mine is old arthritic and likes to nap always and well i shan’t and can’t deprive him of that

and when she’s piiiiissing she’s whiiiizzing so fiyiyine — billy joel if he had a pee thing

Lovely to see the moss Grimmia crinita yesterday in Buckinghamshire. In Britain, this species is only known from 2 sites. Beautiful!

doordash randomlh being like hey remember when you had a car? i do

mr mime type of humanoid pokemon but his whole gimmick is that he’s a bit like jesus

smth humbling abt craving oats and sugar. horse behavior