[joke: “what do you call a comedy show in a circular room”] a circlejoke

i’m going to watch sweaty men play with balls (my dad wanted to watch sportsball)

dont do drugs, do cocaine instead

when we create communism we should have a state run game show called "who wants to be a millionaire" but the contestants are all billionaires

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Trump: I see my two beautiful sons sitting there. I think I'm going to give one medal of honor to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome.

my computer overheated and shut down while updating. took 30 minutes to fix including creating a live boot arch usb

pride month is over so i am no longer allowed to be asexual, and in fact i will become a massive gooner now

i made a youtube video but forgot to post it here, watch if you want to find out how many farts it takes to power an ai data center https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqc7BLkkcAo

yall should play ultrapeak its peak (and 25% off rn)

how good of a programmer you are = (commits with swearing in the message / total commits)

oh your asexual? name every garlic bread

why use serious strategies against ultrakill bosses when chainsaw + parry go brrrr

apparently v2 wasnt annoying enough to fight so this fucker is back again, v2 v2 if you will

instead of doing work in math i programmed a slot machine on the calculator (and went $3000 in debt)

[deltarune spoiler very real] detlarnue

holy shit they discovered sails again (they are meaningfully reducing fuel usage)

it is like 8 years old so i might get a new one soon, any budget-midrange android recommendations for someone coming from a jailbroken iphone?

my phone is doing the thing where it only charges at a specific angle

they should make the final boss of ultrakill a captcha

bad motivational advice: a broken clock is right twice a day but a clock that is a minute fast is always wrong, it’s better to not try than to try and fail

there are 3 clocks on this bus 13:56 2:36 12:45 it is 8:53

most people: car go vroom rust devs: car go run

someone who knows how to draw should make this

trying out nixos on my thinkpad (this may or may not be partially related to the aur shit)

made my discord bot calculate powers - it can do 2000000000^2000000000 in ~25 microseconds. kinda slow imo

normalize calling your oven caked up when you cook a cake in it

trans girl who doesnt quite understand slang: "can someone with 'elite ball knowledge' tell me how to remove mine"

"if it tastes bad dont blame me, its not my recipe" - my sister "thats what i say when i burn toast" - my dad

github if it was honest

it is illegal to be straight this month if you are straight please report yourself to the police

my life plan: 1. get very good at programming 2. get job at microslop 3. push an update to windows that installs linux for everyone, transfers files to linux, then deletes windows

2 exams today and i haven’t studied at all

"why isnt my mouse working" *turns it on* "oh, thats why"

how the fuck have so many programmers become vibecoders, did they ever actually enjoy programming?

double english class, did no english code and instead wrote 4 commits of code

is it just me or is the discord gif search absolute asscheeks now

i have read the first chapter of the king in yellow. i feel like i should stop now

can the quantum computer nerds hurry up and break the hashing used by bitcoin, would be really funny to see all the cryptobros lose a ton of money

went mining for iron, ended up with more diamonds than iron

the first time i heard the insult “dipshit” i misheard it as “dickshit”

why spend 5 minutes doing something when you can spend 3 hours prompting ai to “make no mistakes”

the entire javascript ecosystem is just programmer stockholm syndrome

if i never have to use linkedin my life will be a success

who needs spotify when you have vlc and a folder of .mp3 files

i was told to use vscode because its easier, am i doing it right?

“how does light move if it doesn’t have mass” “the wind blows it” - interaction between albert and einstein in my physics class