Tried my hand at dying some wool yarn i found at a thrift store for next to nothing using some old expired coffee i had…. Pretty happy with the color!

I fucking hate apartment hunting can someone rich just buy me a house because I’m cute

Between this and having to book a flight soon it’s really not the best time to have my name be legally changed this month but we ball regardless

Hi my birthday is on May seventh would anyone like to get me a cool jacket here’s two options from eBay okay thanks you’re all much too kind

They love me because I’m Shelby

Guess who’s gotta find an apartment within the next month and a half

Flip side of that coin

Got the shelbike back up and running check out the corks

knitting with my tits out and the door open #diy #knitting #yarnlife #exhibitionism

This was a lie it was actually $255 for a single vial LMAO

I got a copy of Austin powers pinball and was genuinely sad to discover that this is just a shitpost, it’s just voice lines pulled from the movies

Forgot to update but i got a bottle lmao

Oh thanks I gotta take that

Forgot to post but we had a very cute valentines

The “epic pants” in question btw

Girl that knocked on my door and gave me a printed photo of Jesus told me my pants are “epic”

Court date set for name change…. Year of the Shelby

Undisputed goat of grilled cheese

Where the fuck is the hype for the mice kissing belt

Did my first injection yesterday

I got that shit onnnnn

Started my second job today (just kid-sitting I’m being dramatic)

Very cozy and beige today

Due to wacky scheduling stuff i wasn’t able to have my first appointment until yesterday but it went well i think. Same time next week

Hospital cafeteria lady that usually calls me sir called me ma’am today we’re all gonna make it

Just remembered Mark Zuckerberg tried making his own version of Twitter i wonder if anything happens on threads or if it’s somehow worse than bsky and Twitter

I think this is the first time insurance has completely covered the cost of any of my medications… neat

Twitter is broken this morning hi friends

Starting injections i think

Doctor seems to be thinking it’s ms too but we are waiting on confirmation :/

Fuuuuck the $50 hair wash i got for the purpose of fixing all my hair problems actually seems to be fixing all my hair problems and now im committed to an expensive product….. at least im beautiful

Shout out to my cousins 9 year old kid for being better about not misgendering me than 70%of people at the family function

I’m so tired I’m the sleepiest ever

Hello Shelby nation

Yeaaaaaa I’m starting to think it’s not so simple I’m starting to worry i have MS

Train time with my wife, lady bug marg pizza, double feature at my fav theater… days as good as this are few and far between

Took me a minute but I’m on the train

Laying in bed with my wife talking about how the Harlem Shake was corporate coded and how planking was anti-establishment

Just remembered if i don’t like the buttons on a piece of clothing i can just remove them and sew on different buttons

I think about this listing almost daily and i curse myself for not driving out of state to go pick it up, what a gorgeous piece of equipment

Coworker asked me what my pronouns are fuuuuck is it that obvious?

Local trans resource center says they’ll cover the legal fees and they gave me all the papers and helped me figure out how to fill em out and where to get stuff notarized, just gotta wait till Jan so that their budget resets and they can help me out. 2026 is the year i get wayyy more transgender

Feels great being at a point in transition where people are noticeably avoiding gendering me, this is my goal

All used clothes i see at thrift stores and online markets should all fit me this is unfair

Finally about to see how i can go about getting my name legally changed. We’re in late stage Shelby here

Back in the hospital (i work here again)

is my penis clocky or does it look like a cis girls penis

Quit my job hello bloomfs

Getting pretty good use out of it so far