Would ideally look something like this

⚠️ OBJECTS UNDER KILT MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR ⚠️

Happy trans day of visibility thank God for hrt

Does bluesky know about the thick thighs pussy salad? I’ve only seen it make rounds on Twitter

Can i post butt on this app is it allowed?

I love my current carabiner but I’d be lying if i said this wasn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I ate five naval oranges and two sumo oranges yesterday

Hello

Secured a rental everyone say “cool living house Shelby”

Normalize walking around with big huge headphones on, the kind that take up half your head

Tried my hand at dying some wool yarn i found at a thrift store for next to nothing using some old expired coffee i had…. Pretty happy with the color!

I fucking hate apartment hunting can someone rich just buy me a house because I’m cute

Between this and having to book a flight soon it’s really not the best time to have my name be legally changed this month but we ball regardless

Hi my birthday is on May seventh would anyone like to get me a cool jacket here’s two options from eBay okay thanks you’re all much too kind

They love me because I’m Shelby

Guess who’s gotta find an apartment within the next month and a half

Flip side of that coin

Got the shelbike back up and running check out the corks

knitting with my tits out and the door open #diy #knitting #yarnlife #exhibitionism

This was a lie it was actually $255 for a single vial LMAO

I got a copy of Austin powers pinball and was genuinely sad to discover that this is just a shitpost, it’s just voice lines pulled from the movies

Forgot to update but i got a bottle lmao

Oh thanks I gotta take that

Forgot to post but we had a very cute valentines

The “epic pants” in question btw

Girl that knocked on my door and gave me a printed photo of Jesus told me my pants are “epic”

Court date set for name change…. Year of the Shelby

Undisputed goat of grilled cheese

Where the fuck is the hype for the mice kissing belt

Did my first injection yesterday

I got that shit onnnnn

Started my second job today (just kid-sitting I’m being dramatic)

Very cozy and beige today

Due to wacky scheduling stuff i wasn’t able to have my first appointment until yesterday but it went well i think. Same time next week

Hospital cafeteria lady that usually calls me sir called me ma’am today we’re all gonna make it

Just remembered Mark Zuckerberg tried making his own version of Twitter i wonder if anything happens on threads or if it’s somehow worse than bsky and Twitter

I think this is the first time insurance has completely covered the cost of any of my medications… neat

Twitter is broken this morning hi friends

Starting injections i think

Doctor seems to be thinking it’s ms too but we are waiting on confirmation :/

Fuuuuck the $50 hair wash i got for the purpose of fixing all my hair problems actually seems to be fixing all my hair problems and now im committed to an expensive product….. at least im beautiful

Shout out to my cousins 9 year old kid for being better about not misgendering me than 70%of people at the family function

I’m so tired I’m the sleepiest ever

Hello Shelby nation

Yeaaaaaa I’m starting to think it’s not so simple I’m starting to worry i have MS

Train time with my wife, lady bug marg pizza, double feature at my fav theater… days as good as this are few and far between

Took me a minute but I’m on the train

Laying in bed with my wife talking about how the Harlem Shake was corporate coded and how planking was anti-establishment

Just remembered if i don’t like the buttons on a piece of clothing i can just remove them and sew on different buttons