We were reading club reviews for Costa Rica and found the phrase “too hot for goats.” It was a translation error. I did not fix it. I wrote this instead. 🐐🔥 #ComedyWriting #HumorWriting #FlashFiction #TransWriters

In case you missed it: 🎄 Merry Brian Coxmas 🎄 A completely reasonable proposal to remake Christmas media with Brian Cox in full Logan Roy mode. There are firings. There is authority. There is no cheer. Proceed accordingly. #Comedy #Satire #TransWriters #QueerCreatives

Merry Brian Coxmas to all who celebrate. I present: The Brian Coxmas Foundation — a humble attempt to replace all traditional Christmas media with Brian Cox in full Logan Roy mode. There are no lessons. There is only authority. End FUCKING scene. #Comedy #Satire #TransWriters #QueerCreatives

Me: Moving out the states has really been great for my health and my eating habits. Me every 10 days: God damn I want to eat an entire Buddy's Pizza and wash it down with a two-liter of Vernors.

Fuck this bitch.

You know how I know corporations aren't people? I would never steal from a person.

Every video game should have an ‘Ask Madden’ feature.

ICYMI: Dan Crenshaw is still telling stories. The facts still don’t matter. And the panic still works every time. If you’re tired of transphobes inventing stories instead of fixing problems, this one’s for you. #TransRights #QueerWriting #GenderPolitics #MediaCriticism #PoliticalWriting

It’s the holidays, which means it’s time for stew. Not a special stew. Just… stew. For people who are tired, honest, and not pretending dinner is a personality. Recipe’s up. #FoodWriting #HomeCooking #HolidayCooking #Recipes #CookingHumor

Dan Crenshaw is very busy again. Busy inventing stories. Busy ignoring reality. Busy making sure everyone stays mad. If you’re tired of transphobes inventing horror stories instead of fixing real problems, this one’s for you. #TransRights #TransWrites #GenderPolitics #MediaLiteracy

🚨 New Pink Sparrow episode 🚨 A hijacked tanker. A bad pun-loving sidekick in danger. And an enemy who thinks she’s the hero. Surf and TERF, Pt. 2 is live. Campy queer pulp with teeth. #ThePinkSparrow #TransWriting #QueerFiction #IndieComics #Satire #SpeculativeFiction #PulpFiction

Update: Posted WWHD? yesterday. Still no Pulitzer. Still no guidance from the ghost of Hemingway. Considering switching liquors again. Science takes time. #amwriting #writinghumor #Transwriter #satire

Trump is such an egomaniac that if he’s alive when this all falls down his defense will be that he was only giving orders.

These billionaires are out of control.

I’ve been drinking bourbon since 5 a.m. The muse just yelled gibberish at me. What Would Hemingway Do? I bought a bottle of Halloran’s Discount Whisky. #WWHD #TransWriters #TransHumor #QueerComedy #AbsurdistWriting #WritersLife #DontBlink

Freedom. Yea, right.

This is a great idea! (me, five minutes later) If this were a great idea, why would I be thinking it? Anyway, I’m doing it...maybe #TransHumor #QueerComedy #ComedyBrain #WritersOnBluesky #CreativeAnxiety

Weekly wrap-up: Books I'm reading to stress-test my instincts, horror that doesn’t apologize, validated misery, and Wisconsin sports finding new ways to hurt me. Plus: Surf & TERF Pt. 1, gingerbland cookies, and Christmas survival advice. #WritingCommunity #TransWriters #Satire

LinkedIn has a 'year in review'. For those of you who can't remember all the relationships with brands that you've leveraged or the deep lesson about business that you learned at your daughter's funeral this year. #Transwriters #humor

Sure, 10 million influencers have made Anthony Bourdain’s favorite sandwich. But I’m the only one brave enough to do it with Tool’s “Stinkfist” as the soundtrack. Innovation. #Comedy #QueerHumor #TransWriters #InternetCulture #Satire

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OMG TRUMP IS LOSING HIS BASE! OMG TRUMP DOESN’T NEED HIS BASE ANYMORE!

Apparently gingerbread dates back to 2400 B.C., which explains why it tastes like historical reenactment. New Wisconsin Lunch Trip recipe is up and it is deeply disrespectful to tradition. #TransWriters #QueerHumor #Comedy #HolidayBaking #FoodSatire #LGBTQ

Whoa! Marjorie Taylor Greene called out Trump for his post about Rob Reiner. All hail the new left's new hero as she submits her bill to make providing gender-affirming care to trans kids a felony!

Sorry, Donald Trump is suing someone for putting BBC in his mouth? What is going on back home?

Watching a commercial where a man walks through a forest while cartoon animals frolic around him…

I know I say this at least once a year but I can’t believe we got “Many Saints of Newark” but never got “Cleaver”. #Sopranos #Cleaver #JTDolan #AnotherFuckingMoneyMachine

Surf and TERF, Part 1 An underwater lair. A giant squid assistant. A villain who hates gender-affirming care while actively bathing in it. Satire, hypocrisy, estrogen hijacking. #fiction #satire #amwriting #trans #lgbtq

Erika Kirk bleating on CBS for all of us to "have a conversation, stop the hate". I don't want to have a conversation. How about you just stop hating people?

People are always asking, did I know about Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

My spider in the house policy- Kill bugs and don’t come by me and you can stay. My gecko in the house policy- you found your way in, you can find your way out. My big bug in the house policy- *squish*

The Christian Nationalist government in 2 years when they’re tracking periods…

My organization also has a peace prize for Donald Trump. He’ll receive it…

See what you don’t understand is that we’re blowing up boats in the Caribbean because they’re bringing drugs in that poison Americans. He pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez because the 400 tons of cocaine he helped traffic was just for one American… Don Jr.

Democrats- Help us beat Trump so we can go back to the America of low wages, unaffordable housing and crippling medical debt. And, obviously, if we lose, it's trans people's fault.

New Dear Aibby is up and wow, the holidays really bring out the worst in uncles. One parent destroys a kid’s ornament, the other has a MAGA relative turning Christmas dinner FoxNews. Aibby handles both with love. And violence. (Mostly love.) #TransWriters #TransComedy #FeralWriting

Best bit roles on The Sopranos: 4) Paul Dano 3) Will Arnett 2) Charles Dutton 1) Lady Gaga #TheSopranos #INeverCaredForGob #HowDoYouVandalizeAPool

Out of place Tony Soprano quotes: "You want to order something off Doordash?" "Doordash?! You gotta be high up in the corporate structure to make that work for you. We don't have the Enron type connections for that!" #Sopranos #Doordash #Enron #transwriters

I hate the Cyprus Hill had to rewrite their lyrics because of the woke war on Christmas. Changing: Catch a ho and another ho, Merry Christmas To: Catch a ho and another ho, Happy Holidays Not only dishonors the reason for the season, but messes with they rhyme scheme. #WaronChristmas

MAGA: What if YOUR favorite politician is in the Epstein Files?!?! Me: Favorite politician?

ESPN is reporting that the Milwaukee Bucks have traded Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Los Angeles Dodgers. He will report to the Tulsa Drillers after spring training.

Breaking MLB News: The Dodgers have signed every available free agent just so other teams can’t have them.

The Pink Sparrow builds her team and also gets a utility belt, a gadget nerd, an Oracle, and a sidekick who absolutely should not be trusted with a grappling gun. New episode is up: Birds of a Feather. #TransWriters #LGBTQWriting #ComedyWriting #SerialFiction #WriterCommunity

"Oh you know me, I'm just hanging out on LinkedIn, yelling at people I agree with because my reading comprehension is so bad." Dave, Retired at Retired.

Me: On my own in Costa Rica. This guy: Can I move in?

Sure the world is on fire, but at least God was around to help this guy chuck footballs into and oversized Dr. Pepper can.

Oh boy, a halftime concert.

Report: Trump administration’s new foreign policy deeply rooted in white supremacy. White centrist in the comments: Unbelievable!

It is really amazing how many times Trump, the supposed best president in history, is defended by supporters who point out that Obama, the supposed worst president in history, did the same thing.

Finished my Feral Writing Zine and, based on this cover, it turned out stupid good. I’m genuinely delighted with how it turned out. Sometimes the brain gremlins give you a gift. #TransWriters #LGBTQWriters #WritingCommunity #CreativeCommunity #CreativityCoach #IndieWriters #MakeArt