"So what the authoritarian government does is, it creates problems and then comes in like only they can fixes them and acts like only they can save you." "Wow, good thing that can't happen here. Hey, you plan on eating in November?"

Welcome back to Paramount+! The streaming service for people who forgot why they canceled. Comfort TV for a collapsing empire. #Satire #StreamingWars #TVHell #ParamountPlus #PopCulture #Comedy #MediaCritique

Actually Frankenberry was the cereal. The monster was just a mascot. #FunFact #PopCulture #WeirdFacts #Nostalgia #CerealLore #RandomThoughts #UselessKnowledge #Actually #ComedyPost #ShowerThoughts #ThingsILearnedToday #Humor #80sKids #90sKids #CerealMascots #BreakfastOfChampions

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“Are Hostess Fruit Pies® some kind of trans thing?” #shortstory #weirdfiction #comedy #transwriters

This week on "The New West Wing"- President Davis tells his supporters what to be mad about this week. Meanwhile, opposition leaders in the Senate tell their supporters what they should now be mad about. Also, political noisemakers from YouTube get promoted to CNN to show us how to be mad.

This week, on "Small Town Cop Show"- A group of violent bikers descend on Small Town and the cops have to face off against them. Then, on "Small Town Cop Show Spinoff"- Satanic Panic grips Small Town, but this time, it's real! #copaganda #copshows #bikers #satanicpanic

This week on ‘Bar Rescue’- Jon Taffy yells at a woman who is in over her head and needs help with the basics of bar ownership.

This week on "NCIS: Northern Wisconsin": Officer Davis discovers that the restaurant she's eating at is a front for a bowling alley. Meanwhile, in Rhinelander Capt. Davis starts dating his 2nd cousin. Sgt. Davis has his heart literally stolen by a stray Hodag.

This week on 'Chicago Style Hot Dogs'- Officer Davis comes face to face with the chilling truth about celery salt while Mayor Davis calls Commissioner Davis into his office to talk about the future of buns.

This week on 'Fire Cops'- Officer Davis has to track down a 2 Alarm Fire that has been behind a series of bank robberies around town while Capt. Miller comes face to face with the grease fire that killed his wife. #copaganda #firecops #copshows #arson #whyareyousearchingthearsonhashtag #cops

The Pink Sparrow battles copyright law, snack cakes, and the limits of meta-fiction. “Are Hostess Fruit Pies® some kind of trans thing?” Reader, it gets weirder. The Pink Sparrow vs The Greedy Goblin #shortstory #weirdfiction #superhero #transwriter #comedy

Dear Aibby: At a dinner party, the host placed a tureen of soup on the table and went to fetch the ladle. I was hungry, so I leaned over and drank directly from it. The room went silent. I thought it was efficient, but apparently I broke some “rule.” Is it really that big a deal? Soupy and Surprised

All of ESPN trying to figure out how to turn tonight’s Bucks game into the reason Giannis is getting traded.

More weird dystopian micro fiction? Yeah…

Time for a great October recipe!

There is room in our big tent for you and people who want to treat you the way fascists will to treat you but just don't wanted to be treated themselves that way by the fascists. Trans people, accept that your life should suck, but just join the centrists so that their lives won't suck as well.

They say the guy on the right is one of the detectives but he CLEARLY committed this heist.

Pray for all the MAGAs who suffered broken necks this weekend shifting from celebrating a video of someone "rolling coal" on protesters to blaming liberals for dividing America while watching a video of someone stealing the sunglasses off a guy who was calling people 'faggots' at another protest.

Yes, I have a dark sense of humor, too dark, some might say.

Every time Democrat: Are you gonna denounce this? Republican: why do we keep going over stuff like this? Do you denounce your side? Democrat(full grovel): Of course I denounce it, I denounce all of this from both sides. Republican: lol pussy Democrats cheering as hypocrisy is exposed.

The real question is- will I be able to shake off the disappointment of the Brewers’ season before the Packers start falling apart?

“We’ll be safe because the military will never follow illegal orders.” - People living in a country where the government is currently blowing up civilian boats in the Caribbean.

So is he in the bathroom with Trump at 3 am, typing out truths, while the President is grunting out the two Big Macs he had for dinner?

RFK Jr: Teens produce 50% less sperm than they used to.... How could you possibly measure that? RFK Jr.: Well, we had Mike Johnson spit in a cup...

Take heart Milwaukee, even in the darkest of times remember- Channel 12 Loves You.

The Adventures of The Pink Sparrow continue.

Need help with your etiquette? Dear Aibby is the place humans turn to for advice from humans.

See! I said I could do a short that wasn’t about dystopian offices or the end of the world.

“We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets,” he declared, before adding "not so fast trans people." www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Recipes are the fragile thread binding civilization together, the sacred scrolls through which humanity defies chaos by declaring, “Yes, I shall measure the flour.”

One day I’ll write a short story that isn’t about the world ending or a dystopian nightmare. Not today, but one day.

Brewers fans, it is time to stop enjoying the win over the Cubs and start dreading how we’re going to blow it against the Dodgers.

So they arrested a woman because her boyfriend was in antifa?

How about a 10000% tariff on podcasting equipment.

I'd like to trade in "Many Saints of Newark" for six seasons of a series about Artie Bucco.

Your favorite trans super hero returns in her latest adventure.

Ken Paxton is about to get busted hitting on trans women on dating apps so he made up a story about ‘infiltrating’ our ‘organization’.

Thoughts on days I'm struggling to write: Possible outcomes when leaving the country to escape fascism: 1) You're wrong and you completely uprooted and ruined your life for nothing. 2) You're right and all your friends are dead.

Advice for humans…from humans

Send tacos.

New Micro Fiction

Get ready for fall!

Lilith’s Gender Tier List

i have been working on a novel this year (my first!) and have gotten deep into it but feel like it is too big. I’m taking some time away from it but also wanted to share Chapter 1 with everyone who has been so supportive. Feedback welcome.

When Johnson was asked Thursday what he thought about Trump posting doctored videos of House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero, he offered a bit of advice for his Democratic counterpart. “Man, just ignore it,” Johnson said. jfk

US sends 20 billion to Argentina Argentina sells 14billion in soybeans to China US spends 10 billion bailing out their own farmers “The Art of The Deal”

Catch up on what you missed this week plus, meet your new favorite 🏳️‍⚧️super hero🏳️‍⚧️!

"I definitely am not right or left. I find both sides indefensible. The right, with forcing Christianity into the schools and subverting the rule of law. And, of course, I can't support the left and all the unbelievable stuff the right claims they do."