If you see this post a robot. youtu.be/mVTDypgmFCM?...

The third picture is Renaissance art. Mo Chara can't take a bad picture.

The only movie I've ever seen that legitimately frightened me.

#73 *big contented sigh* Goddamn, that felt good. Just real dang good.

Well, it was nice to have an UB related Magic break for a while.

#72 Uh... wha... huh... okay.

Checking out some depressive suicidal black metal, and honestly its just making me the smiley person on the bus meme. Got those nice brain tickles.

I sincerely think I am cooking with this... I would watch the shit out of a boat fight livestream.

BOLT THROWER

Huh, I wonder what that one's about? My takes do all boil down to "capitalism is bad" I guess. @enflux.bsky.social has added you to the "one take" moderation list

Just got to the point in the Aubrey/Maturin novels where Dr. Maturin tries to ween himself off laudanum by taking cocaine instead. You a funny fucker Patrick O'Brian.

Thats not very AnCap of you, weird Argentine president guy.

Agent Dipshit: What should we write on here to make sure the left is blamed? Agent Dumturd: Uh, well they're "Antifa" right, so they're probably always "Anti" so "Anti-ICE". Agent DS: *tearing up* genius.

Watching The Ugly Stepsister would kill some of these people instantly.

His full name is Jamesbert Kimmelodeon.

*stares at ceiling for 45 minutes*

Mao Ozza

My answer is either "because they look badass" or "the lolz".

I am ashamed to say I did not divest myself of TCGPlayer as soon as I intended, but now that I have ordered from @manapool.com my trepidation was unwarranted. A better experience in every way.

Hey everyone, I was just going back over the ancient Greek, and it's actually a mistranslation and its "The Rupture". We heathens are gonna have a helluva mess to clean up.

Lol, look at this fucking loser. Eat my entire ass @antiantiai.verysane.ai

Man, I am going to be the coolest granddad some day. Yes yes young 'uns, I was considered an outlaw in my day.

Meanwhile, a high of 73 in Texas and we're like...

CR AB CRABS

A topical joke so crude he hesitated to even think it, much less post it on god's own internet, yet... it struggles to escape.

What movie(s) do you consider perfect: Jaws Places in the Heart Mad Max: Fury Road The VVitch Gosford Park (just 5, off the dome)

*Anakin/Padmeme* And now you'll do further action to stop the genocide! ... You're going to do further action, right? ...

cc: @bbolander.bsky.social

This image goes hard as fuck.

Well well well... seems like some body learned that normal people don't want dogshit rubbed into their eyes.

My THROWER? Oh baby, you know it's BOLT!

I have eaten the meal that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for the same time Forgive me they were perfect so salt and so cold

Seeing this brute manhandle Kat like this makes me think that me and all the other husky white boys need to show up. We are not so easily tossed.

This isn't even satire, just a factual statement. Still funny though.

I consider Fascination to fall under the Gothic Marxism genre popularized by @thelitcritguy.bsky.social and a good example of Blochian optimism for the proletariat's prospects because the main dude was able to choose class solidarity in the end over being drained dry by smoking hot French vampires.

These dipshits don't realize the real killers in the military aren't hulking Viking warriors, they're drone operators who've logged 10,000 hrs in Microsoft Flight Simulator.

How can I mute the word "Ezra" with the exception of the phrase "Better Than Ezra"? 90s kids want to know.

That dude looks rad as hell.

Man, I am a card carrying member of at least three organizations that they probably would come after me for, so if my shitposts is what does it I'll just have to laugh. Block everyone remotely uncanny. Just block everyone from now on, everyone was already here anyway.

Anyone doubled back on the merits of going to war re: the Demons of Mazandaran? Still a bad idea, or has that situation improved?

Hey, they restocked! Yay!

*a faint whisper heard from a great distance...* Do you remember...

This is not difficult. Just go to the protest. The only person you need to tell is the one you trust to pick you up from the hospital/jail.

I am unreasonably tickled y'all got Mrs. Fish on @flophousepodcast.com

Luigi Mangione? Yeah, good kid! You know, I remember that day... he was helping me paint my fence all day long. Yep, all day long.

Happy Ricardo Flores Magón Day @feraljokes.bsky.social

I feel less bad about kind of liking his robber barron character on Gilded Age knowing that he is a good dude.

Hack the Planet.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1) the weight of a fresh-off-the-pan cookie on a spatula 2) morning coffee in a quiet house where everyone else is asleep 3) The chilly darkness of a movie theater 4) sitting on a porch during a gentle storm 5) a Louie Armstrong arpeggio