LFGOOOOO

World Cup is much better than the State Fair on DART. Currently hearing: Japanese, French, and Spanish.

Pete got "shit yer pants" drunk.

Oh Lord, Yes.

Hello @mets.com do you see what can happen when a NY team really believes in themselves?

The Wu York Knicks

Ther Ner Yerk Knerks

🙏🙏🙏

We could just drop one of those Chernobyl sarcophaguses on the whole thing and move on with all our lives.

It's pronounced "It-Lee" round here.

In my day, the only thing killing kids with preventable disease was The Oregon Trail educational strategy video game developed and published by the Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.

Philly coulda ended him. Up your hate game, New Yorkers

*shaking my head, disappointedly* Philadelphia could've got The Job done, I tell you what.

New York, y'all need to get collaborating on a hate chant now. Straight up hooligan that motherfucker. "Just die, Donnie. clap-clap-clapclapclap" *to the tune of Nazi Punks Fuck Off* "Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump, FUCK OFF" If you could work in chant from a Cats song, that'd finish him.

I hope my request to transfer my RIRA over to all non-American company fund goes through quickly.

Shit, might be one of these Marvel cards for me after all.

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

I feel like this just shows initiative in the CIA.

New York, your collective hate could provide a sufficient psychic nexus to make It Happen. Hate strong... hate true, friends.

*Mozart's Lacrimosa plays*

Shoulda been Joss what died.

*wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Happy Pride, Herman. I hope you found your Bulkington out there.

Two traveling monks stop on the road. The younger one asks, "Why did you instablock that jerk back there instead of engaging with his dumb reply?" "LOL," replied the older one, "LMAO."

Still funny that when I replied "Eat glass, you fucking nazi" to the fundraising text from that dude in Maine it instant unsubscribed me.

*rips mic off stand* BOLT THROWER

This shit is gnarly as hell.

How did this person dig up video of a young @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ? (but seriously, this child must be protected at all costs)

Honestly relieved I will not feel compelled to pay attention to Magic for the next 5 months, but also glad the people into that sort of thing are having a good time.

The plumbers are all making death metal.

I too am available for any Dad/Unc requests.

Marinate my steaks in amyl nitrate, call it poppers tartare If you hongry step up to my plate, got you saying bar-bar-bar

Pig Destroyer

A pretty amazing curation, honestly.

A disturbing lack of available All Creatures Great and Small gifs, but just imagine one of Ja es Herriot saluting here.

Watching the college softball world series, and these ladies' eye black game is amazing. Full on black metal shit.

My daughter is going into high school next year, and they've started marching band already. Its a 6A district... and this sports practice building with a 80% sized football field likely cost more than my entire 2A elementary/jr high/high school combined.

Hey @jessethorn.bsky.social I just wanted to thank you for the Roger Angell recommendation when I requested baseball reading materials on @bullseye.maximumfun.org . It's exactly what I was hoping for, perfect.

The Backrooms? Do you mean the 1997 Canadian indie horror masterpiece, Cube?

The sequel to I Heart Huckabees no one expected/wanted.

Poison counters? Coward shit. Level counters? Hell yeah, brother.

*applies dumbassification algorithm to Aubrey/Maturin books* This is just 21 books consisting of nothing but the words "sail", "wind", and "twink"?

Cane Rosso is merely okay. I'd take Sal's 4 cheese any day.

"And you tell Cersri it were me, love. Innit."

Y'all're worried about Paxton, and sure, but ultimately he is an evil clown being called up to the evil clown big top... but this Bo French motherfucker running for RRC might be an actual demon from hell.

Ugh. Embarrassing.

Y'all aren't prepared for this absolute cloudturd dipshit criminal (bad). I predict he'll either be dead or president in the next 6 years. Sorry.