What will surely be a very unpopular take on Marco Rubio’s presser….it’s almost refreshing to hear a member of this Administration speak clearly and intelligently.

Derby winner, Golden Tempo, refuses to visit the White House! He said, "If I wanted to see a horse's ass I would've come in 2nd".

Stormy Daniels says she slept with Trump. Trump says it never happened. So who do we believe, the dumb blonde with big tits, or Stormy Daniels?

Trump lies constantly and Iran lies constantly….so who knows WTF is actually going on there. THIS is just one of a plethora of reasons why having no faith in your government is so problematic.

Some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.

Rip Van Stinkle.

Rip Van Stinkle.

When the White House announces that Trump will be visiting the Louvre Museum in Paris, France.

Holy shit….did CNN just accidentally post a video of Trump getting bloodily punched by Jesus and being tossed into Hell? Wow. You’re going to hear about THIS….I guarantee.

If you take issue with the Catholic Church for its past handling of child sexual abuse committed by priests…I get it. If you fight with the Pope because he speaks out against war and useless killing…you’re an asshole.

The Strait of Hormuz is open…and the sailors are having a great time.

The most terrifying Twilight Zone imaginable.

Our young people should not be subject to a draft imposed by a President who repeatedly dodged one.

Attempting to flee a sinking ship…

Gurrrrrllllll….

Well…apparently being psychotically loyal to a scumbag while throwing away all morals won’t protect you. When you worship a snake you’ll still get bit.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day…..and fuck Donald Trump

LMAO courtesy of Bob Stamm

MAGA

Credit: Republicans Against Trump

Anyone who continues to defend Trump is a window kicking moron. It’s really that simple.

LMAO

Whites have tried to “erase the identities” of people of color for centuries…so the fact that dick drippings like this clown are terrified any time they sees something representative of diverse cultures is hardly surprising. It’s totally on brand for Trump to nominate such a festering anal boil.

Whites have tried to “erase the identities” of people of color for centuries…so the fact that dick drippings like this clown are terrified any time they sees something representative of diverse cultures is hardly surprising. It’s totally on brand for Trump to nominate such a festering anal boil.

Do you think this sexual abuse enabling dwarf understands the irony?

Do you think this sexual abuse enabling dwarf understands the irony?

Pam Bondi is as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.