The Micro-Penis Marching Band performs at the nations 250th Birthday. Formed in 2014 by Richard Cranium of Valdosta, Georgia, the ensemble…resplendent in Walmart khakis and Sketchers slip on goose stepping boots performed a rousing rendition of Lady Gaga’s "Born This Way" on phallus shaped kazoos.

The Micro-Penis Marching Band performs at the nations 250th Birthday. Formed in 2014 by Richard Cranium of Valdosta, Georgia, the ensemble…resplendent in Walmart khakis and Sketchers slip on goose stepping boots performed a rousing rendition of Lady Gaga’s "Born This Way" on phallus shaped kazoos.

Me: (flipping my pillow to the cold side). Everyone at my funeral:

Me: (flipping my pillow to the cold side). Everyone at my funeral:

Oh sure…let me give this a shot….I can tip over taking off my underpants, so this move? Doubtful.

If you understand this shirt and it made you chuckle…you are a history nerd and MY kind of people.

How the kid at Dairy Queen looks at me when I come in and order my 5th Salted Caramel Truffle Blizzard in one day.

In the 1984 version of “Dune” a repugnant, fat orange colored pedophile starts a war to serve his own selfish needs. Geez….how ridiculously far fetched…

My sex life….

I am so very proud of the progress I have made during my weight loss journey. I treated myself today by pulling an old tote out of the closet and putting on a shirt and shorts I haven’t been able to wear in years. Take it from me…the goals that once seemed impossible are attainable!! ❤️💪

Baptizing the MAGA faithful.

Morrie’s wigs stay on no matter what!

So this fat bastard has invented an entire story (backed up by his wine soaked DC Prosecutor) that vandals damaged the reflecting pool……all to cover up his complete ineptitude. This one issue is completely indicative of his entire bullshit presidency.

The blatant hypocrisy of this bloated orange asshole is astounding. Even more astounding is that his rabid base buys it.

The Trump family is a great example of how you can have all the money in the world and still be white trash.

Where’s the beef? Ask this asshole…

Trump is a misogynistic asshole.

In February, Trump purchased over $1 million in Dell stock. Just weeks ago, Trump told everyone to “go out and buy a Dell.” Its stock price is up over 60% since then. Now, Dell has been awarded a $9.7 BILLION Pentagon contract. See the problem here?

Hear me as a retired defense lawyer when I say this: he knows he raped her. When you read a post like this—which confirms $100M wasn’t enough to shut this rapist up; Carroll will have to sue him again—think of what a psycho you have to be to know what you are and still post this.