did anyone ever take the SNL Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals sketches & dub in actual Mark Wahlberg dialogue lines? I want to see that.

My “I’m Not Enron” tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Minnesota for soliciting sex from a minor

A yacht owner speaks to a French documentary- filmmaker: “If the rest of the world learns what it’s like to live on a yacht like this, they’re gonna bring back the guillotine.” (The Haves & Have Yachts)

This is a working block list for new MAGA accounts that have signed up since the White House signed up bsky.app/profile/did:...

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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Has anybody invented a browser yet that has built-in A.I. blocking features?

I decided to pull the nerd move of buying a fountain pen. Browsing online looking at pens & inks, it kinda seems as if every fountain pen owner has lost their ability to write anything except the name of the pen model & ink they're using (plus repetitive swirls to show off how flowy it writes).

I've now watched two different movies about lawyers that prominently feature someone named Bruiser. Weird thing for 2 legal movies to have in common.

I mean, look. Maybe Tom Hanks' character in the movie CAST AWAY deserved every bad thing that happened to him. Don't. Take. Your. Shoes. Off. When. You're. On. A. Flight. You absolute monster.

How I Met Your Dragon 🤔

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 50. This one's kind of about High Fidelity & kind of about Serendipity.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 49. This one's about sexuality being a spectrum & chintz being seductive.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 48. This one's about phone usage & being discreet when high.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 47. This one's about What About Bob?

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 46. This one's about folding tortillas.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 45. This one's about being really high & turns of phrase.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 44. This one's about accents & crushes.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 43. This one's about accents & disappointment.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 42. This one's about nostalgia & music & video games.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 41. This one's about accidentally coming up with cool band names.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's day 40. This one's about language & people who pivot every subject back to their faith. And, hey, remember the rapper Nelly?

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 39. This one's about self-portraits and the poses people choose.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 38. This one's about nostalgia & finding ways to still feel cool after you've grown up.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 37. This one's about Star Wars force ghosts & being too hard on ourselves.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 36. This one's about that stupid hard seltzer ad I've seen so many times, its stupid song is burned into my stupid brain.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 35. This one's about singing & coupons.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 34. This one's about photography and childhood.

When he admits he's afraid? 🥺

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 33. This one's about memes as a means of communicating. And, as always, hating Derek Jeter.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 32. This one's about how hating the right people can be your love language.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 31. This one's about our dating app profiles & what they reveal about us.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 30. This one's about weird military banter.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 29. This one's about being yourself without checking if it's okay first.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 28. This one's about the pains & penalties of stylish accessorizing.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 27. This one's about girls who "aren't like other girls."

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 26. This one's about the awkwardness of dining out alone.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 25. This one's about parents.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 24. This one's about sweet, sweet facial hair.

It makes me happy that ANDOR is back for a 2nd season.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 23. This one's about classy pronunciations.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 22. This one's about the nature of hell & those who deserve it.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 21. This one's about hell.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 20. This one's poetry & ultimatums.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 19. This one's just poetry & heartache. (Continuing a story arc that started on Day 16.)

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 18. This one's just poetry. And horses.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 17. This one's about meeting your maker & limitations of format.

"I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts... I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat him. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see." I still ❤️ Stellar Skateboard's monologue about fighting fascists.

Daily Bread. A creative exercise, making myself do a cartoon everyday til I run out of steam. Today's Day 16. This one's about first dates & awkward silence.