I was supposed to go to the cinema on Friday but had to move my tickets due to a storm. Just back from the release party of a showgirl. And my god. What a brilliant way to do an album release!!!

not me putting swiftie zoomies on my story and forgetting to put close friends on and work people already seeing it 🫠

guys I have an address in the us I can send stuff to if I can get through. I have all 4 in my cart. Idk if UMG will cancel with a uk shipping address

was going to see if I could order on the us store and the wait time is 60 mins? Dude??

thank you @ Apple Pay for your quick check out I love you Apple Pay

Do you guys refresh or does the page refresh itself I am soooooo scared

not the handwriting on the countdown I am s t r e s s e d

booked for cinematically viewing a party for a release in regards to some showgirl it’s possibly for an album or maybe a new designer line of overly feathered hats idk but I’ll be there!

and when Hannah and debut both have their 20 year anniversary next year??? Lives will be changed

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

I AM AT CHAPPELL ROAN ON THE FLOOR TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK

I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant I don’t need another variant but

so far the green shiny bug and the orange tiny bubbles have been my favourite variants so far. I’ve decided it’s because the art that is actually on the vinyl only shows her lips/eyes. There’s a secrecy to them…like the all singing all dancing showgirl has more to her if you dare/care to take a look

consider me alarmed because wtf this is zodiac level

does anyone else think that blue glitter is a weird colour like…. in terms of this rollout… it’s new, right? None of the doors on the original countdown were blue?

absolutely mad week of gigs coming in… Raye and Chappell with Jade as support 💃💃

saw some ppl use chat gpt to "decode" easter eggs. swifties used to count every single sequin on a dress, every single sprinkle on a cupcake... all by hand... we used to be a proper country

wdym jade is supporting Chappell in Edinburgh aahhhhhhhhhhh so excited

❤️‍🔥 THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL GIVEAWAYY!!!! In honor of our FIRST album release in this beautiful platform and for 13k followers (tysmm for choosing me to provide TS updates!!!🥹) A GIVE AWAY IS HERE!!! PRIZE: CD variant of YOUR choice of Taylor’s New Album “The Life of a ShowGirl”

so much to process so much newness so many things

bye going to sleep and incase my usual swiftie senses don’t automatically wake me up, my alarm is set to listen to a sports podcast for a tall blonde lady

TWO LOCKS DOUBLE ALBUM

not the karma door my god she is torturing us

welcome back taycomedian

excuse me can the U.K. store update so I can give a blonde lady my money thank you

what the hell have I woken up to

SCREAMING

literally going to combust I cannot believe I have to go about life normally while I wait for some football podcast to drop what

I…. Actually think…. This might be something 👀

screaming 🧡 crying 🧡 throwing up 🧡

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

This is very cool. Probably the best wax figures to have existed of Taylor. But… I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is but! to me, fearless/rep/ttpd/the man jacket/evermore slightly miss the mark (which is still very impressive because normally these wax figures are way off imo)

not everyone calling the streaming parties a countdown when it is clearly a count up

This is super easy to fill in for my UK moots!! || TalkTV is airing attacks on trans people without broadcasting the views of those who support trans rights. Call on Ofcom to take action:https://goodlaw.social/66f6a3

People magazine 🤝 a certain redhead

HER SMILE!!! ugh I just love her so much

marked safe from that merch drop ngl

insane numbers

stunner!!!!! stunning!!!!!

nvm I got it happy pride month to meeeeeeee

just missed resale tickets for Chappell in Edinburgh I am RAGING

I just took so much joy out of dressing up my birb happy pride month to me (and everyone who celebrates)!!!!!!

my emotional support pop star

mic drop!!!

Anyway going to go cry

it’s not just her handwriting, the videos, the concert films, the unreleased songs… it’s everything.

I could cry I’m so happy for her like SO happy

HOLY SHIT SHE GOT HER WORK BACK

just went with vibes idk what’s going on but I’m here for it (my mastermind scores are always low so it’s always just funsies)

happy clowning day for those who celebrate