me at 3am

" Let's make enough bad decisions that we end up with a good story. "

Ahem... My day is almost here. Now to obtain a car.

ᅟᅟ ❝ 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺. ❞ | #MultiverseRP | #MVRP | #DispatchRp | 𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 ♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟ ❝𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝑑𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝐼 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓? 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 𝑎 𝑜𝑛𝑒-𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑦.❞ | #MultiverseRP | #MVRP | #DBZrp | #DBSrp | 𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 ♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ

" Fine, but no one tells Logan. "

" Oh, no it was literally a spider. Big one. Jump scared the shit out of me. " Sarcastic firework from her fingers to demonstrate exactly what happened.

Its 🌈🤙🏽 O'clock.

" TECHNICALLY, mine. " It was absolutely Logans.

" . . . " Considered. " . . . " Considering again. " There was a spider. "

" Well— It doesn't mean it was me. "

" I mean the car is on fire. Its probably some like anti-mutant thing. " Annnnd she's backing away.

" Yep. Must've been faulty wiring. "

"... Why does everyone just assume I set the car on fire?! "

" I say we meet in the middle and put it on Spideys tab. "

There was a spider. She got it. Thus why the car is very much on fire. " I'm just going to start thinking vile things around you. "

" I pleas the fifth. "

" Psh— No. "

" It was on fire when I found it. "

" I found it on fire. " Arm cross.

" Rip. "

Finger guns with little fireworks coming out in the shapes of hearts, Xs and Os.

True though. Thank the music overlords that our Queen Taylor found her way out of that darkness.

Any of the songs that mentions tractors, beer or woman. Specifically anything by an Atkins.

Just sign the note 'Jubilee' but dot the I with a little heart. I'd rather walk into the sun without my amulet than listen to that junk.

Ew.

" Nothing! I don't know why everyone keeps thinking I caught my car on fire. "

" . . . If someone asks; I didn't do it. "

Finger guns, followed by mini explosions.

ᅟᅟ ❝𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻❜𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻 𝗫-𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆.❞ | #MultiverseRP | #MVRP | #XmenRp | #MarvelRp | 𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 ♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ