Fuck Tony Ralston! Fuck Callum McGregor! Fuck Nancy and his assistant! Fuck 3 at the back! Fuck the huns! Fuck the diets! Fuck Nicolson! Fuck this!

Callum McGregor is a fucking disgrace to the arm band. 3 1 down and he still can only play sideways passes to defenders and then point them to pass to where he wasnt brave enough to do it.

Now for the obligatory Ralston injury feign.

Fuxsake Celtic! Have you not sacked that incompetent lunatic yet? I'm not seeing the yellow Sky Sports News ticker about Nancy yet. Please take Maresca off the headline and don't tarnish the New Year by keeping him on.

Nancy Nancy GTF! McGregor GTF! Ralston Ralston GTF! Nancy GTF!

Just got up and have put on Sky Sports News. Can't fucking believe that there is no yellow breaking news bar about Nancy being immediately sacked.

Anyone for a hogmany stint up in the car park tomorrow night?

Ralston and McGregor off for Donavon and Engels.

Ralston is fucking clueless here. He keeps running out on his own, as if it is a race.

This manager will never grow on me.

If McCann or Craig accept 'honours' from the crown, they will be legitimising the bastards on behalf of our support, which is the Brit plan. They will however come up in my estimation if they tell the crown to fuck off. If these 2 accept, then they can both GTF! Never liked them anyway.

Nancy hasnt turned around once in the 1st half. An absolute shitebag.

This guy is out of here. He came out of the tunnel and just sneaked into his seat. Nancy GTF!

That number 22 for Aberdeen is going to win a few headers. Looks like a fucking lighthouse.

Today's Team. Schmeichel Tierney Trusty JSP Donavon. Bernardo Engels Hatate Maeda Kenny Nygren The team that this Nancy balloon will pick. Schmeichel Trusty Ralston Scales Tierney McCowan McGregor Hatate Yang Maeda Kenny Nancy Nancy GTF! Nancy GTF!

Let's give Nancy 15 minutes to resign today, without telling him where to go. I would suggest 1.45 - 2pm. As soon as we see the team & Ralston incredibly gets picked, then he should get the full GTF treatment for at least 3 hours, win, lose or draw.

It looks like Nancy has done the half time Newcastle team talk.

Ralston really is fucking deplorable.

At the very least, I think Nancy has united the support for the first time in a few years. To celebrate, we should take to the car park tomorrow night.

Oi Nancy! Get your bag, pick up your mate and both of you get tae fuck! 🖕 Go back to teaching PE to fat Americans.

Well done St Mirren fuck all! Fuck St Mirren! Manager can't survive this. Nancy probably has one training session on Tuesday to work something out for Wednesday. It ain't fucking happening. His formation has made our players look like fucking idiots. The balance of our play is all over the place.

Someone dig a hole and bury Ralston.

We should have an extra man in the box, instead of an extra man out wide every time.

Scales has been fucking disgusting in this match. Never a CB.

Callum McGregor has to unhook that caravan he is towing.

Can someone or something please end Ralston.

What the fuck are our medical team playing at? That is now 3 players who have seemingly recovered from hamstring injuries, only for them to break down with a reoccurrence of the injury in their first games back. Ineacho, Johnston and Saracchi all fucked.

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This fucker in charge is playing a fucking computer game with this team.

Ralston on. 🤕 Just sack this useless bastard now.

McGregor has been horrific on the ball. He is just playing the simple pass when the harder one is on, then he is pointing for our player to pass where he should have found in the first place.

This system exposes Callum McGregor for how much of a passenger he has been, the last few years.

This is a fucking mess. You cant play precise football in these conditions. The 3 CBs were 10 yards apart in the LB area there, before they got a cross over. Drop a CB and get a forward on ffs.

This is fucking horrific. We are basically playing an extra CB to stand around doing fuck all. Tierney and Donavon are Taylor made for the wing back roles, yet we play Yang, who is always on his heels receiving the ball and Tounetki, who hasn't got a left foot. This is a poor Hearts team also.

Tony Ralston cannot continue to be part of the Celtic squad after January. We should pay up his contract, thank him for fuck all and ban the fucker from the stadium. He is a fucking stain on this squad and the worst RB in our history.

Missed the match, but why tarnish the result by giving that useless bastard Ralston some minutes. That fucker is the main reason we have been struggling and he should never again be given the chance to disgrace the hoops.

Fuck up Robinson!

Did Maedas diving heeder get deflected wide by a St Mirren hand?

Now keep fucking walking Ralston and don't come fucking back.

O'N is standing right beside that useless bastard Ralston, yet still can't see how fucking bad he is.

Get McGregor and Ralston off tae fuck O'Neill!

Ralston can't even capably deal with throw ins either.

Fucking play it forward McGregor. Absolute fucking coward.

Get the fucking ball forward McGregor, you fucking shitebag!

Fuck off Ralston, yo fucking useless scrote. Just fucking boot it forward.

Ralston and McGregor have been absolutely disgusting in the first half hour, which is par for the course this season. McGregor just gave the ball away in a good position, then came out to block their post bound shot like wee scared lassie. Never a fucking Celtic captain in a million years.

The first 15 minutes have been an absolute horror show by Ralston.

Ralston should be sent off for that dive, the fucking rodent.

First decent thing McGregor has done, trying to do Ralston

Fuck off Ralston!