I am going to get a salt bagel with my friend Ivan in 15 minutes, at new York’s best restaurant Knickerbocker Bagel

“I can see the knots protruding through your sweats” a random old head at the gym talking about my quads, not my penis and balls

Small white dog. Passersby gather to watch it hunch over and strain to crap on the sidewalk. Debased existence.

Fall Cut is going pretty well. I am down about 8 pounds. I am constantly irritable and every night I dream about lifting weights and getting in brawls before waking up at 4 or 5 AM.

The brooklyn gentrifier to upstate serf pipeline.

Your vile words. Spat behind my back.

What's the song where LL Cool J says "rigamarole?"

Honestly, feel really bad for everyone who doesn’t have male pattern baldness

My gf said my stack is gay

Take two scoops of this preworkout if you want to travel to the moon while shaking and seeing dots.

I need to put more weird chemicals in my body. Not drugs.

Listening to Nine Inch Nails and pretending all the lyrics are about Lyndon Johnson. Especially the big hard penis ones.

Stabbed in the fucking back again.

Violence and War in my head.

My body cries out

I will eat Chinese Food

I can’t believe in a few days I’ll have no more Robert Caro left to read

JFK is on fire Mister speaker I’m so scared Don’t know how to come back Once I got on the ticket He asked me to join him To win back the South But now I’m crying on the phone He calls me “Rufus Cornpone” Blame it on Mm mmm mmm Current affairs - Lorde Baines Johnson

Here’s your fucking reality check.

I’m in you San Francisco

Made to suffer

People who hate on aspartame won't be seeing heaven

I can’t tell if it’s just getting off a 14 hour flight, going 17 hours back in time, the cold medicine or the 40 links of vegan sausage I just ate but I feel crazy

Make Airports Cold Again

The Sydney Airport Novotel has a land acknowledgement at the beginning of its info packet

Nothing more fucked up seeing a pic of a punk band at the airport going to Europe or Japan and they’re all about to board a 7+ hour flight wearing black jeans and studs

This is my 9th time watching the Bongo Cam.

Chatted with a bloke who works in a gold mine in the Australian outback today. He commutes by plane once a week from Perth, one of the most isolated cities in the world.

It’s insane to walk around and everyone has an Australian accent

I’m sat in the car park stewing over how much art museums suck

I don’t understand why people go to art museums. Someone needs to put their foot down and make it stop.

It’s awesome that ancient Greeks were like there are big continents up here so obviously there has to be an equally huge one farther south. And then people devoted their entire lives to sailing around searching for it for tthousands of years and it was just Australia.

Broken.

lol. Imagine it being yesterday evening time right now. Couldn’t be me. #TomorrowMorning

He spit in my mouth like he’s saying a prayer

Trophy husbands have a responsibility to their breadwinner wives to maintain a sculpted, masculine physique, so as to not publicly embarrass them by impressing upon others the image of a flaccid and effete milksop.

Sack Lunch

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What have I become, my Swedish friend? Everyone I know, mocks The Chef in the end.

My girlfriend says she doesn’t want me to take Anabolic Steroids because it might alter my brain chemistry and also would be bad for me physically.

Heathcliff Slocumb

I am going to get a salt bagel with my friend Ivan in 15 minutes, at new York’s best restaurant Knickerbocker Bagel

How the fuck does it feel?

My only kink is a highly specific roleplay where I pretend to be Seamus and my coital partner pretends to be a Delta customer service representative, and I was just greatly inconvenienced by a series of weather related delays.

The world is full of disgusting bullshit.

Green Beret - “Bloody Summer.”

I have discovered that 80g protein smoothies tend to defy gravity.

We all see through it.

Chinese food.

I am going to get a salt bagel with my friend Ivan in three hours, at new York’s best restaurant Knickerbocker Bagel