Thats so fucked up… lying to people like that… cheeseburger isnt a soup man… /j

demeter when her daughter goes missing

Drank some champagne and ate a hummus sandwich… is this what being a white mom feels like?

My chud son i named northern provinces

Actually, I think all characters are trans

Puppy thinks mistress made a mistake on her tax returns…

self shipping is a form of art that heals my soul I should do it more

Not to diminish the importance of meteorology but they just be making movies out of anything now

I am much like a roman empress because I too would pay vast sums of money to a physician to equip me with female genitalia

The duality of bsky

Rich ppl r weird

Image of a suspect on the detective’s corkboard:

Its so lateeeeee i shouldnt be awake ill have seizures tmrw

Oughhhh i need to shave more

Crazy how if you trace everything back theres only like 4 languages

Did you know? There is a wonderdrug that -reduces hair loss -makes shaving easier -redistributes fat from the belly -can help many people with body dysmoprhia And the establishment is trying to keep it away from you!

I did both today actually

I played dnd today i love being a bard

I envy people who can just decide to do something and then do it

Selfshipping with a character most of the community considers gay as a tgirl…

Ok but why does this look like something you’d see on a wall in Fallout

Good night yuri nation

Good morning yuri nation

Good night yuri nation

I feel like I should’ve been a little cat

I’m the Twinkler, top my twinks to protect gotham

I choose to believe I’m just in phase two of this and it’s not my back being ugly af

there's a like 80 year old guy next to me on the train watching ai/brainrot reels on his phone without headphones

I was going to post smth really good but I forgot so have this sketch instead

Is it just me or are jesters really hot

I did it. Yesterday I launched my first game! #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

Any fae out there willing to make a deal w me Demands: -I become a girl physically -200$ (negotiable) Offers: -My name -Male genitals -blood (not mine) -my grandparents - +You can negotiate for extra demands

My opinion of Florida significantly improved after I found out this charm is made there

Maltesers are just doggy treats for puppygirls

I would sell my soul to wake up and see myself in the mirror

500 billion axolotls to anyone who reads this

Happy new yuri everyone!!!

Barking