Just wrote a joke about shoehorns. Wish I could figure out a way to fit it into my set.

You know what day it is? youtu.be/lS9J4vJ5K78?...

I’m writing about all the things I ought to do before I die. It’s called an oughtobiography.

It's nice here isn't it? Certainly nicer than the accursed bird app. How're all you fine folk doing? How's your week going?

Tonight! Sheffield folk, grab a brolly & check out this incredible line up. Tickets: www.lastlaughcomedy.co.uk

I can hear you Clem Fandango...

Homeward bound after nearly a month. I wonder what the new normal will be.

Looking to get some dates in the diary for 2025. Looking to work all over the place!! North West based. Driver. Shares appreciated.

Terrible at asking for help. Been told to get over it. So... Erm... Help? Info in the link. Presented without expectation. gofund.me/d8f40bbb

Good morning TA1.

2025... The Chicken Wire Podcast? Confidence Uncaged? Eros Comedy's return? A new solo show? Something else entirely? Could be some, none or all. Going to be an interesting year.

You should probably follow @xsmalarkey.com, Manchester's comedy club.

This is @bsky.app's first notice that @veronicasalt.bsky.social is, in fact, a goddess and should be acknowledged as such.

Showbusiness is a funny thing. You don't get fired, you just turn up one day and find someone else doing your job.

Question... What are your three favourite non food and non perfume smells? For me: Launderette smell. Snoozing dog smell. Air after heavy rain.

Going through a bit of an upheaval at the moment and thinking of bringing back my short lived podcast. The Chicken Wire Podcast was all about tough or weird gigs. I made five episodes. Give them a listen. open.spotify.com/show/3eJzhE7...

My name is Chris Brooker, I'm a Manchester (UK) based comedian. I also dabble in hosting, writing and coaching pro wrestlers on their spoken skills, confidence & character development. Don't expect me to be funny. I'm off the clock here.

I need nothing more from this platform. Thank you for the rub @ianskinnerpw.bsky.social.

It's been a funny old week.