Since when do you get off work early, let me enjoy my day off

Mmnnn...nooooooOOOooo...been able tooooo noooot turn into a cooOOOOow for soooOOO long- moo! Mmnnnmmmuuuuhhhhghhh...dick shrinking to mmn- hooooly fuck- moOOOOOo~ I feel heavy..moooo..getting heavy moooomooo

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

Let mama zor’ take care of you~

Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick

Shark Beer Run.

medica

i am not immune to huge chain chomp women some art of @thecoatl034.bsky.social's gal Gigi!

It's tough being a shapeshifter when everyone knows your very obvious weakness www.patreon.com/c/rusheloc

When two huge birbs collide.

At least int-gasms feel very good, when their brain gives way and a huge chunk of their smarts is sucked out at once. They'll probably have a few dozen of those, although unfortunately for them, it won't really do anything to help that pent up feeling between their legs~

My theory w horse furries is that tack and harnesses are for them practical workwear that got sexualized by their context in porn, like how jockstraps and chaps are for us

maintenance commission for @kal-amari.bsky.social :3

oh i had this realization once

Wow, this hay is very... tasty.. and... and...NNEIIIGGHHHHH!

Perma-chaste dragon excited because it was told it was going to receive a milking, only to arrive and find the machine is actually designed to connect to their horns, and the thing that's gonna be milked out is their intelligence

Big muscular bottoms..anyone??

Wow it’s already playoff season huh, it snuck up on me this year actually. ANYWHO 4th time around, you know the drill! Winner eats loser, updates for the next four weeks, let’s see who ends up filling this parking lot!! 🏈

hypnotic exhibitionism is always nice because it's so easy to look good on camera when being under already has you excited. art: @\hittoga.bsky.social

one of the most backwards, sabotaging instincts in purportedly progressive spaces is the desire to find a random, powerless individual who many can agree is weird in an undesirable way and make them into a problem to be fixed, because they're easily harmed unlike the powerful villains of our world

These people are so fucking disgusting

IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME! And since my commission roster is clear, that means some prime me-time. Come on in, there's a big ol' Quivern waiting for you. (Also open to receiving commission requests!) piczel.tv/watch/Free_H...

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

tags: vore, digestion, pokephilia, riolu She's not even that strong, not even evolved... And yet she didn't even have to use her sword! Nice going, now you're dog food...!~ Said I'd draw more Riolu pred. Here ya go.

Five feet before the finish line, your conditioning kicks in The world wobbles. Your knees hit the ground. Spirals fill your eyes Every person who passes you makes your cock throb, reinforcing that this is where you're meant to be You're not even last. You didn't even finish. Good little loser~

The US has a major problem with Puritanism. Anyway, now to go cancel Bugs Bunny. Why would you need to put boobs and sexualized clothing on a cartoon character like this?!

So I found out people are now harassing the maker of this mod and calling them a fucking pedophile and a zoophile for THIS. What the fuck is wrong with people these days? This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.

You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post. So make or post whatever you want.

just found a very important video

"why are you growing sucker plants in your garden?" Cause I want them to suck me, obviously. The plant knows it only gets the special fertilizer when they do good so they put their whole chloroplast into it, and by Leshy they have some magnificent lips on 'em

Conic Sections xkcd.com/3189/

Bodega Greens

Happy year of the honse!

For World Hypnotism Day, quote this with art you've gotten with friends and loved ones. I had a hard time choosing art for this 😅 Featuring @unstablebill.bsky.social, @swirlyeyedsnake.com, @regdeh.bsky.social, @vampbirb.bsky.social, and @milomesmer.bsky.social.

everyone dislikes genai in games, but kids and story-focused players the most. sounds like we'll be ok. just have to stay the course here and the "inevitable" new technology nobody likes will die. again. quanticfoundry.com/2025/12/18/g...

Getting a bloated belly at work must be so embarrassing. Those doomed pants are working overtime. Artwork by the excellent @beefstrokin.bsky.social, please check their stuff :) #fatfur #bellyinflation #bloated #bloatedbelly #weightgain #fatfetish #buttonpopping

Very round Jean (aka Ender's dragon) She is full of regeneration energy >:3

It's National Bird Day 🐦🍈🍈 #NSFW

*drops on your chest with my massive jiggly wobbly juicy sweaty fat ass as my unwashed balls directly drop onto your noes and my erect cock falls between your eyes~* Haii! Oh my gosh haii, how are you, toy?~

Had to make the sign since I keep needing to tap it so much

Sharing with your friends, both good and bad endings

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear??? ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒⁿˀ 🎨: @purplecider.bsky.social

Not sure this guy's a good influence on you 621

621, I could use a new mobile sui- I mean a new AC

"Consciousness is unnecessary, obedience is involuntary." Who wants to be trapped repeating that, over and over, until your mind turns to mush?~

Starts out with subtle glitches on your screens that make you want to sit ever so closer to him. And ends with him pressing his forehead against yours while blasting spirals from his face, only stopping after you've said you loved him and kissed him at least 30 times...