Having a sneezing fit with a migraine...and I would not be surprised if it literally shattered my head into a billion pieces...

I was an adorable little homo

Yourself as a cartoon

The Devil's Sausage

See a butt, post a butt 🍑

Drop something yellow 💛

I think about this post a lot

Work wanted to know ASAP if I was coming in or not due to the weather, I was going to call later in case the weather breaks but if you need to know now...I'm not coming in.

Drop a HERO

What’s your sign?

And I hope he loses his job and his stock options along with everyone else pushing this garbage bloat.

Por supuesto!

Agreed, but would have been MUCH better if these people hadn't sat on the sidelines for so long while this bloated pustule was elected over TWO extremely qualified women. Their apathy and indifference has cost us dearly. To be blunt: some of the damage is irreversible & it may be too late entirely.

He was ill-suited to big collaborative franchise work like SW

He gave the showrunners the broad strokes of his planned ending, and everyone HATED IT. He's spent the last decade not admitting that the ending for GOT sucked largely because of his own ability to satisfactorily end the story he started.

It is abysmally bad marketing to release these movies on the same date. They’re going to pull from the same demographics unlike Barbenheimer. Wouldn’t be surprise at all if one of them changes their date.

When I'm trying to be productive it's a competition between my higher "Mammal" brain & my lower "reptile" one. Mammal brain: we have lots of things we need to get done let's get started! Reptile brain: the only things we "need" to do are eat & shit, so let's just lay on this rock (my bed) for now.

Those poor guys at The Onion, how the hell are they supposed to top shit like this?

Kharlo:

If your "politics" is that you don't think other people matter as much as you and the people in your immediate family circle, then you are a failure as a human.

Another "weekend" where I got nothing done. My brain/body really just want to lay around and semi-hibernate.

UPS failed to deliver item and instead delivers to a "access location" that I am unable to get to during their operating hours. Amazon told seller to refund me, seller refused and is now ghosting me. I demand satisfaction, and I SHALL HAVE IT!

Oh goodie, can't wait for all the unhinged and hyperbolic discussion about this.

My neuro-spicy brain is so cooked I get bored on 5 second loading screens, tab out to web browse, then forget I was playing a game at all...

In the year 2026 THIS is what YouTube puts in my recommended feed. youtube.com/shorts/brpbK...

Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account…

Post a Random picture ir else everything will go bad in 2026

Honestly thinking of stopping at this point 🤣

All I want for Christmas is to see a VERY specific name pop up in the obituaries...because I'm a person who holds a grudge :)

There is undoubtedly be MANY people saying this at the Casino over the next two weeks...but I'll be making ton of money so who cares.

When a single person can lose the GNP$ of an entire country on a whim/pet project without ANY consequences to themself...this truly is the bad place.

We've IMPEACHED him twice so it's irrelevant unless the Senate actually removes him like they should have done the first time. Impeached, convicted, adjudicated, WTF does it matter when he was still allowed to walk free AND run the country again.

Dumbass believed his own hype and tried fighting an actual Heavyweight Champion.

This is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like

How the FUCK does Amazon have a "supply issue" with sending me an item they make, sell, and ship. It's in their hands the entire chain of production/sale/delivery. If you didn't have enough, why the fuck were you selling them. I bought in November and they're now saying it will be here mid January.

TT came out around the same time the SW Prequels were coming out. I saw Patton Oswalt live in some small ~30 person venue and he was raving about how much better the CGI and effects were for LOTR versus SW. Also, Michael McDonald (from Mad TV) did a set and was fucking hilarious.

Going into 2026 like...

If you see this we must insist you post a picture from your device without explanation

I hope Rose leaves him...

Remember a few years ago when we went back into lock-down over the holidays? I could really go for one of those right now.

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

13 years ago today.

Oh fuck…

Was reviewing a guest’s file and saw a note “Denied admission to BJ Tournament” …took me a minute to remember I work at a Casino.