I feel like this is a correct thing so I am going to repost it.

Madam, your president is literally Donald Trump, your side is fit only for eating itself, and here’s you, a goat on a rooftop, bleating insults while the wolves circle. You are a contemptible fool with a herculean capacity for hubris, as are all of your sort. And you cry arrogance. Laughable.

It is astonishing how quickly I’m learning to spot Chat GPText. Just saw a post about a subject I enjoy, all stuff I absolutely agreed with, totally within my echo-chamber. Still clearly robot-speak. It’s the Uncanny Valley all over again, the “better” it gets the more obvious it is.

One thing I do love about LLM “AI” music is it’s cured my imposter syndrome. The imposter is right there, and it’s not me. I’m making real music, and it’s good just by being real. Low bar, but fuckwits are listening to C3PO sing and I can literally only be better.

There’s no place like home

Innit.

I am too fucked on mushrooms to think so the alt-text of this is sky with the stars in

I am too fucked on mushrooms to think so the alt-text of this is sky with the stars in

I’m super high on shrooms, do I want to listen to Iron Maiden?

It’s mushroom season

Hosepipe ban’s over boys, it’s jetwasher season. The thinking man’s leaf-blower.

Context bedamned, I was pleased with this.

Half a kg of green bullet chillis and mango, and a full kilo of scotch bonnets and blueberries in 3% brine. Let’s see what a couple of weeks does to all that.

Reet, let’s make chilli sauce

I just want to make it clear that I wasn’t “refusing to take part in a whitewashing”, nothing so passive. I have been openly celebrating the death of a Nazi in front of his friends and family. I am 100% happy for that to be attached to me forever. Don’t be a Nazi. It’s poor form.

Superb fun

D’you know, people have only ever been able to act high-minded after working class warriors have scoured the land of enemies from horizon to horizon. Attempting to invoke a privilege which has been firmly and completely and gleefully revoked is the height of foolishness.

Charlie Kirk can burn in hell, I only regret that he died so quickly. But he did and that’s good enough.

Oh no we’re being called sick by the people who buy Alligator Auschwitz merch oh no they might get violent.

Be crazy when they make this political after decades of dead American children were absolutely not to be made political. You Yanks need to remember this, they are more upset about this one man than hundreds of your own babies. This needs to be made very clear. They are your mortal enemies.

He’s dead Jim.

Fuck Kirk. Man is/was a cunt, part of an establishment that’s fucking up the whole world, and I hope he doesn’t recover. As someone else just said, “If you’re wringing your hands about this, you’re going to hate what it’ll take to save the world.”

Hummus with roasted red pepper and lime, crisped sumac onions, and bread fried in Palestinian olive oil. #fromtherivertothesea

Love a traditional Irish breakfast

Love a proper fried breakfast

I did a bit of a pill last night, worked on some Jungle till 3am, and when I fell into bed the missus wrapped herself thrice round me, which if you enjoy boobs like I do was…really quite good. Didn’t sleep a wink. 10/10 no notes.

Good morning Hilda

Time to wind down

Some harvest huh.

My evening walk

I am alone (complimentary).

It’s like a Shepard tone of outrage this isn’t it. Constantly going up and up but never actually resolving.

Only cocaine would be like, “You’ve done too much me, you should do more me about it.“

My setup won’t ever not look janky, but this is what 13-year-old me was going for.

Fucking hell bsky.app/profile/then...

Yes! Yes, this. Exactly. All these decades and finally a finger has been put on it.

Can we do longer-than-one-minute videos here yet? ‘Cos I did this a week or so ago and it keeps getting truer.

The thing with all this AI nonsense, and the direction the tech sector is travelling in that I think nobody is really quite appreciating, it’s quite how hard the Internet never used to exist, and quite how hard the Internet can cease to meaningfully exist again. I believe that is the path we are on.

I sure did pick the wrong decade to take up voice-work. However, it’s only five years till the next one, and I suspect by then not-being-AI will be quite a selling point. It’s not getting better boys, but our ability to detect it *immediately* certainly is. “AI” isn’t progressing past this point.

Since nobody will ever see this there, and I thought it was pretty cold, this, with no context necessary:

This moth went to sleep on the window. That spider built a web over the moth. The moth is now in stalemate. The spider waits.

Ok I’ve had enough Summer now. It’s been glorious, very long, nicely mixed, the kid’s had her school holiday, time to go now. I want to light my fire and be grumpy about Christmas for three months which is actually quite tolerable since I deleted Facebook but I digress.

“When she’s doing her videos she’s always got her cleavage out, is she wanting attention?” Lad she’s making videos on the internet, what the fuck do you think? And what do you want from the internet today, validation is it? Also shut up. Just sh. Shhh. You can’t improve on this. Stop ruining it.

One of my favourite things right now is the fact that Kemi Badenoch’s one single contribution to history is being the star of a Kneecap song where they mock her for trying and failing to withhold money from them. I think that’s fucking beautiful.

This was fun up until about a year ago. Now I’m here five seconds and I’m already steaming with anger and irritation.

This AI thing…is Siri ever going to stop trying to show me three links on the screen when I ask it a simple maths question or how many days it is till a specific date, while I have my AirPods in and am clearly not looking at my phone. ‘Cos I’m pretty sure Apple announced AI everything last years.

Oh gods d’you think Jack Black’s ok?