I went drunken skinny dipping (ft my sunburn)

Before and after going out

I remember nothing of this night but we all looked hot @ellis-romantics.bsky.social

Look at my bruises! A paddle repeatedly fell on me from a great height. Physics can't explain it

New haircut ✂️

Anyone want me to spit in their mouth 😈

Girl cock + latex ☺️

Was asked by my new boss 'what are your partners names?'. I replied 'oh I only have one'- he looks at me like I'm crazy...turns out... he was speaking to the other new hire too

Women that are into latex >>>>>>

Happy new year

Awww shit I reckon Christmas lynx is the origin story for tgirls who refuse to wear any deodorant 🤔

Does underwear the same colour as the shark count?

Merry Christmas fags

Soft launch