Half of this bingo card is the things I put in the one for the last direct that haven't happened yet.

The situation with Rayman is like if Sonic Generations was the final Sonic game, it gets ported to Switch/PS4/XB1 a few years later and then after several years, we get Sonic X Shadow Generations.

Because everybody is going to be annoying about it, it needs to be mentioned that Reignited Trilogy came out in 2018. It will have been nine years between then and this new game.

SEGA, PLEASE!

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

"Rayman Legends just felt like a level pack where you had a bunch of levels without any sense of adventure or scope to them." Most Mario games are the same way. It's a video game. Have fun.

The comic: ...tomorrow, I'll... My brain: INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS!

@ducktornald.bsky.social Kids picture book based on comic Donald. Includes this page. Carl Barks is the only credited artist on it.

Not defending Ubisoft/Bluesky but when the main point of your account is posting links to deals, it does look kind of scammy when you post a $2000 listing for a game that hadn’t been announced yet. But they should be going after whomevers responsible for the leaks, not Wario64.

If they manage this in the remake, I might shit my pants.

I really wish Rayman Legends was just a new game. Everything about it looks incredible except for the fact that it’s a remake of a game that didn’t need one.

Why are there separate Switch 1 and Switch 2 releases for a retro game collection? They did the same thing with the Disney Afternoon one. It doesn’t make sense.

Just now got a refund for the canceled IDW Shadow one shot that I preordered over a year ago.

If I really didn't want to be seeing posts from NSFW accounts, then I wouldn't be looking at them and the algorithm wouldn't be showing me any based on that. That's how it's supposed to work, anyway. So either the algorithm is busted and we're admitting to that or...

All the big Star Wars fanatics saw the movie during opening weekend. Nobody else is in any rush to see it because it'll be on Disney+ in two months. The Baby Yoda craze ended six years ago.

If Disney weren’t cowards, they’d make Doug’s Second Movie and it would blow minds.

Seeing people criticize "Sonic Rewind" as if it was ever meant to be anything more than a fun social media campaign is driving me up the wall.

I'll take a port of Rayman Origins for Switch 2 over a Legends remake, I guess. Sure.

Seriously, why is AI being trained to create art before any of this stuff?

Can’t read this because the page keeps throwing ads in my face.

DK! DONKEY KONG!

Can’t go to any of those US performances because they’re all during October/November and I work in retail. Cool.

This game does not need a remake and I’m really hoping this is all a hoax. I played it on Switch 2 recently and it looked and ran great.

Go watch Defunctland. @defunctland.bsky.social

Sega needs to announce whatever Frontiers Definitive Edition is already so the rumors and fake leaks can stop. If a Switch 2 update is all it is, then I may need to spend a week or two offline because I don’t want to be around for that discourse.

When you look at the other kinds of figures coming from that brand, this one honestly looks kind of generic by comparison. I get what it’s going for but still. Look at these Kirby ones.

Bootleg anime merch store in the mall has two tvs set up in their windows now. One was playing cutscenes from a Cars video game. The other was playing a compilation of public domain Looney Tunes shorts. Very on brand for the store I suppose.

This is causing a lot of confusion and misinformation because nobody knows what the fuck LOM BABY is or what they do and by extension, what this collaboration will be. Nothing on their website indicates that they're an NFT company but there's also nothing on their website that indicates anything.

Here’s your acknowledgment that Sonic Adventure released during the 90s. Now please get over it.

Popeye is cool but those designs suck.

This is the AOSTH scene that the image of Robotnik in a bikini comes from. If you've ever wondered what the context of it was, there never was any.

Just played a few levels in Star Fox Zero and I've come to the conclusion that the second gamepad screen is not this game's problem. (There were only a handful of times I felt like I needed to be looking at it.) But the game in general just controls very weirdly and that of course leads to some jank

I don’t remember the context of this but that is specifically the cast from the two Rush games.

Kudos to them getting the real life Metal Sonic to star in the movie.

Rabid Nintendo analyzers on Twitter: They didn’t update Nintendo Music at the normal time! There must be a direct or a new announcement this week! Nintendo:

It still works. Awesome.

If you’ve only ever listened to Yuji Ohno’s Lupin III soundtrack, you’re missing out on a lot of beautiful music.

My hot take for the evening. ReadComicOnline was a piracy site. Like there's no dancing around that, they were posting new comics from big publishers as they were being released. The older out of print comics were secondary and were just old scans taken from elsewhere on the internet. Nothing's lost

This is not a meme that ever needed to be officially acknowledged. It’s only going to draw out the absolute worst type of people.

Why is it we get merch of Shadow riding a motorcycle but not a new game where he rides one?

End of an era. Rest in peace. I listen to his music all the time.

Sega waking up to the fact that live service games suck is pretty nice. I’ll give it that.

Debating if I should dig out my Wii U and give Star Fox Zero another go. I tried playing it when it first came out but the dual screens were so off putting that I gave up not far in. Apparently there was a button to swap the screens on the tv I didn’t know about back then which may help a bit.

Finished a Garfield doodle, took me about 30 minutes to colour this, wanted to be as close to the source material as possible Hopefully I’m getting better at drawing the fat cat of my childhood

I shall now assume that the definitive edition is about to be announced.

I’m curious if there’s an algorithm that’s automatically price matching the digital version not knowing better that they somehow haven’t noticed yet. Feels weird but I’m not complaining.

I await the day Star Fox Assault gets added to NSO and the people can see how cool an actual Star Fox sequel can be.