Mrs Claus like 🤶🏻 “I know a guy who is at his Limit…”

Mountain Dew should have a Christmas song.

What do you mean there isn’t a Imax 3D showing of Nuremberg??

I’m a sucker for a Baroque/Broke pun and boy did I fully laugh out loud when I saw the name of the new TBTL episode. Thanks bros @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social

I’m a roast comedian but only for making fun of flatware at Crate&Barrel via text with my sister.

Going on record as wanting a Matteo Lane and Nick Smith Christmas album.

People love the way she says Hamnet

Lablubloods- Labubus with Tom Selleck mustaches

I’m a Luddite for cars with real keys.

I love that I live in a time with a Price Is Right channel. I don’t love that it plays the same 8 commercials over and over (one of them being a “thank your congressman” ad). But I have grown to love the Lenovo jingle/audio branding.

Gonna be salty about that bullshit yellow on Ouattara all day.

I don’t know who the hell I thought I was when I bought four bunches of spinach.

Every time I see the trailer for The Bride! I crack up at Christian Bale saying “Till death do us part”

I usually dress up as a beatnik for Halloween at work and every year no one knows what a beatnik is so I might go a little more current this year and dress up as the Soy Bomb guy.

It would be a little funny if protein powders accelerate the decline of society.

How do I stop saying “See ya!” to people I will never see again?

Reese’s Oreos are incredible.

It’s awesome to meet someone who says what I’ve been saying for years- Christmas should be in January. There might be dozens of us out there.

I’m really good at retail jobs because I’m part Iowan.

Found a spider in my loofah after using it so that’s a series wrap on loofahs for this gal.

Brentford scores then Sunderland penalty. That’s what I get for feeling joy.

Bakers across America anxiously awaiting the photos of the Swift Kelce wedding cake knowing that’s what they’ll be doing for the next 5 years.

I just can’t deal with vacuum cords anymore. I’m over it.

Thinking about the kid that said “Is Nine Inch Nails a band?” after the new Tron trailer.

It’s wild that people actually request the New Mexico chile license plate instead of the turquoise one which is objectively the superior plate.

“Simplehuman trash can” is cracking me up.

I hate how much I love the Duolingo merch

I’m so pumped about Brentford this season! ❤️🤍🐝🤎💛

The new Naked Gun movie is great and you should go see it.

Aunt brag: my niece and I colored these seahorses yesterday and she took mine to daycare for show and tell today.

Looking forward to going to the Spirit Halloween that will eventually occupy the new White House Ballroom.

There’s something about a shoe box that makes me feel like I need to hang onto it just in case.

I didn’t realize how much I want to be a cookbook tester.

Dallas really loves a vanity license plate.

Just remembered my friend in elementary school who moved to Dallas from Florida, she had forced herself to like country music in preparation for the move here and then shows up at our school and introduces herself and says she likes country music and we all went Ew why

What kills me every time I watch this is when the lady holding the piano says “Good job!” to the horse

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Signing every birthday card with “Here’s to another year of secrets” as a fun little bit

The more I think about it the more I think Eddington might be Ari Aster’s best film, and the fact that I’ve been frustrated with reviews and videos that seem to miss the point and then come here to post about it is almost like an post end credits joke.

Won’t somebody please read Player Piano

Oh to be the birthday boy wearing a sash and tiara at that Coldplay concert

😌um I think you mean Gen Aloha

Sometimes I think about how the main character of Snow Crash is Hiro Protagonist and I laugh and laugh so I don’t think more about everything else in that book.

Thinking about her.

How close are we to the Carousel from Logan’s Run replacing Social Security?

I’m pretty excited to have a long leisurely shop at Harbor Freight today.

Got a case of the Thursday groans.

I’m still reading the first books of both but this is all I want to talk about. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThS...

I love making references to the Christmas song Mary Did You Know? year round.

I made an appropriate amount of pasta and I don’t feel like I’m going to explode. Always growing, always learning.