TONEY!!!

I always imagined I’d dress like the art teacher from Ghost World when I got to 40

Consciously telling myself to not think about paper mache paste every time I drink a vanilla protein shake.

Shifting it back into pumpernickel bagel gear.

Common is to acting as I am to chess- somehow the more we do it the worse we get at it?

With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.

Spirographing is a maximum 45 minute activity.

Stopped in Ace Hardware for some neem oil and also got a small Spirograph set, which is going to embarrass these fungus gnats even more to lose their home to a lady making Spirograph designs on the patio.

Oh this Egypt Iran game 👀

So happy for Cape Verde!

This World Cup is a slam dunk.

Cucurella always looks like Paul Rudd’s character having to clean up his tray in Wet Hot American Summer

A Muppet’s Marriage Story

That’s a lot of Scots

Truly excited to see Aaron Hickey.

Obrigado to Thiago

It’s not a falta if it’s funny.

Real missed opportunity for Reeses… could’ve made World Cups… like peanut butter-filled chocolate versions of the World Cup trophy wrapped in gold foil… I would’ve eaten at least one of those.

Gracias a dios vimos una Hilton en este partido

🇺🇸BALOGUN!!! ❤️🤍💙

Really wish my brain would stop reading it as Dr. Congo

Are all movies about men just Glengarry Glen Ross?

Broke my old cheap earbuds and got some new cheap ones and weirdly got a little sad that the “Bluetooth connected” voice was different, but soon we’ll be the best of friends. I’ll tell her about my day and she’ll give me the ol’ “Bluetooth connected battery full” and we’ll laugh and laugh.

A snake plant in a basket really fixes everything.

SCHADE!!!!!

Just really proud of Brentford, what a great club 🐝❤️🤍

I bet someone’s mom calls her rhinestone covered Stanley cup her “Diva cup”

COYB 🐝❤️🤍

Don’t tell me you’re shopping for a jumpsuit if you don’t want me sending you a million links to cute jumpsuits.

Reading up on the history of food riots for no reason.

Becoming Amish but for any newly invented acronyms. I will not be participating in any acronyms that did not exist before 2026.

The question isn’t Will I get Happy Mothers Day-ed?, rather How many times will I get Happy Mothers Day-ed?

Signing all legal documents with “Have a great summer!”

Kinda feeling like the whole Met Gala red carpet isn’t helping arts education. Feels a lot like going to the moon while everyone’s waiting until their next paycheck to fix their car.

Rom com idea- Frankly Frankenstein I’ll work out the details later

Would I feel bad about my neck if I hadn’t read Nora Ephron? Is this a chicken and (diminishing) egg situation?

Royal Tenenbaums feels culturally pre-9/11.

Riz Ahmed as Hamlet is excellent.

Go see The Drama Or Go see Riz Ahmed as Hamlet…

“Houston and Integrity? Not usually two words you hear in the same sentance.” -someone from Dallas probably

More like Hardemis 2 the way they’re comin in HARD

Really love this Marcie/cap saga

I love a good plastic tub.

Reading the word “moon” in Sampson’s voice for the rest of my life.

Gettin that ‘Guette (baguette).

Mi scusi?

Slipknot masks for dogs

Still losing my shit over hearing Rainbows by Dennis Wilson in Project Hail Mary.

Doing the “watch Hamnet for the first time on the first day of my period challenge”

People should have to report for grocery store duty for two weeks a year.