Utterly sick of Melanie, but damn, I gotta admit she is absolutely stunning. Smile like a sunflower in a green field. #loveislandusa

ANIYA. GIRL. Your entire thing is demanding KC indulge your insecurities while you show zero interest in him as a person! What do you think that man is gonna do? #loveislandusa

You could say road head is a gift from God, but no. Road head is a godlike gift from the lover riding beside you.

I’m sorry. #loveislandusa OG couples are so so SO BORING. Who are these acared, unimaginative, cliquey little teacher’s pets?

Marry me

Trinity. Aniya. Chellie. Olandria. The hottest women on #loveislandusa have all been polished obsidian.

Gen Z super not cut out for #loveislandusa It’s like they’re married from day 1, JFC

I think the islanders are afraid of Sol and her composure and beauty, thus all the betrayal and hate #loveislandusa

Jesus we’re keeping the Huda and getting rid of the mature Olympic bronze medalist?! Seriously fuck this noise #loveislandusa

Zach talking to Bryce is reminding me of the most famous line from Soohocles’ play, Electra: “Nothing is worse than bad advice.” #loveislandusa

Kenzie is the absolute stereotype of a rich white daddy’s girl - brainless, entitled, and completely self-centered #loveislandusa

How is it that these hot morons on #loveislandusa don’t know any adjectives beyond “crazy” and “wild”?

Sincere says he and Melanie are “synonymous in a lot of ways” Sincere is a synonym for Melanie? #loveislandusa

Kenzie+Zach are actively making me dumber by the second #LoveIsland

KC - man is handsome as fuck, get him a jacket that fits and isn’t pastel pink #LoveIsland

Honestly I kinda preferred post-betrayal Ariana - that dangerous beauty, cut-your-dick-off energy - but she’s much happier now. Love that for her #LoveIsland

This girl Kenzie giving secret Jesus-in-the-heart vibes #LoveIsland

OK folks we’re back for #LoveIslandS8 and I’m seeing g surprisingly small amount of lip filler thus far. Off to a good start

That sweet, sweet silence after I’ve called on a complaint about your loud-ass block party at 1am. Yeah, fuck you.

Careful, we might fuck around and make it better, kinda like your food

Jail all MAGA Republicans.

Kids learn to hate reading by growing up with no books around.

If you don’t protest for whatever reason, keep it to yourself and we’ll be fine. If you condescend to protestors; or call it fake when your ass won’t get out to do it, then keep your mouth shut. The people who go out now will be the people sitting at the table when this is over.

Give me a fucking job.

Good to know that I, with a PhD from an Ivy League school, make less than a TSA screener.

It’s my understanding that Canadian universities are required to put domestic applicants for jobs ahead of foreign applicants. Why cant we do that here?

Guess what, guys?! Not being terminally online means you get to like weird, different things

Folks, if you’re a (real) left-wing organizer and you spend more time tryna cancel members of your own team online than directing America’s attention to the enemy… You’re not an organizer, you’re a fucking narcissist.

“They don’t want power. They want to critique power.”

Literally every person who can dance prefers Bad Bunny’s America over Erika Kirk’s America.

Release Don Lemon the fuck now.

Welp, they’re killing white people too this time

Ooooo this one hurts bad

Being contingent faculty is one humiliation after another.

Really bringing that purity test spirit

Yes, must be a purely American thing. A little more of this spirit, a little less of you

Yup, this. Unless you’re the “virtue signaling is good actually” guy, in which case…TIME TO VIRTUE SIGNAL!

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

OK boomer

The great irony being, of course, that the worst of American food, like the worst of American racism, comes from the UK. One plate of soul food from my small town has more seasoning than your entire sunless homeland, you damp twat.

…but let’s avoid or be dismissive of any discussion that young men need help or attention

Getting a little sick of the term “educator” as a résumé line for people who talk on social media. Either you’re a teacher, responsible for and accountable to a group of students, or you aren’t.

Huh. And here I always thought David Williams was gay

If this be true, I would like to see the actual data/evidence in good faith, because right now, all we’re getting is snarling hypocrisy from tenured, senior faculty.

Apply for every job in your field every year; make $50K teaching 3/3 with a PhD; can’t live with yr partner or have a family or home despite publishing b/c search committee friends inform you that you’re the wrong gender/race but it’s “the shots you don’t take.” This is my fucking livelihood

The harm caused by the disappearance of ACA subsidies will far outstrip that caused by “planes falling out of the sky.” Oh, In sorry, I forgot the Bluesky tradition was to screenshot horseshit like this…give me a second.

Yes, it would have been.

Plastic surgery is actually really gross looking. Like why are there worms on your face

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