You chose your urban legends over everything else. - Story transmissions

There's always something different. Not even new. Different. A comparison game for only the most eagle eyed. - FAX

---bbbelieve that he would say that. Why don't you? If that's not what he meant%%itssswhatwasssaid3& then he should've said what he meant! - FAX

When life is simply too heavy, lather on this otherworldly substance to lighten your day. Guaranteed to reduce loads and soften collisions, or your money back. *IF SWALLOWED SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE. - Logbook entry (Red Balloon)

NEWSFLASH TACOMA, May 16th, 1969. Accountant Alejandro Lopez has reappeared after an eight year absence, claiming to have no memory of where he has been and no awareness of the amount of time that has passed. This from our reporter Simon Mu-u-u-u- - FAX

Well, what do you know? The one time I find myself out of things to say. - Story transmissions

I'm sorry, back up, you're saying there was Zone tourism? - Frequency File

Oppy's Cinnamon Boom Bunny recipe: Add one shot of whiskey to 6oz coffee (warm or cold) and sprinkle in cinnamon. Mix with cream or milk depending on preference. Consider brown sugar or splash of apple liqueur. NB: sweet. - FAX

Take your trash home take your trash home otherwise it ends up scrambled in with everything else in this godforsaken place and you help build the nightmarerereare - FAX

Welcome, all, to the third meeting of the Society of Radio Reconstruction on today, March 2nd, 1950! Dr. Turner, thank you for inviting us. Please, take the stand and show us this extraordinary gadget you've beenXXXX - FAX

Waist-height and one of the few apparently benign Anomalies reported, these were frequently founding hiding in warm, dry places during cold or wet weather. This included under vehicles and by heating vents. - Anomaly Studies

After all these years and ARDA still has something to hide. We're definitely onto something now. - Story transmissions

To suggest that they are a deliberate reaction, even a defense mechanism, takes our discussion in a very different and quite uncomfortable direction. - Logbook entry (Bollard)

You must navigate your challenges with care, it is beyond my ability to calculate or to express how unique you are and thus how profound your loss would be - FAX

~~~~~(())wWwWe're just... normal men... Just... innocent men...}}}}}55901-ggop$$tt - FAX

Oppy's Hazelnut Pickpocket recipe: Circle the inside of a rim of a glass with brown sugar. Mix 2 oz espresso and 1 oz brandy and warm gently. Pour into glass and top with lightly whipped cream and a heavy drizzle of chopped or crushed hazelnut. NB: experimenting with brandy/cognac dose. - FAX

You would not BELIEVE the size of the magnificent junk heap I came across. But then it started moving. - FAX

Your species tolerates so much uncertainty, confusion, adversity, but nevertheless you persist; I believe you would call this bravery and it is certainly a noteworthy quality - FAX

///TTThis thing's like an epiphyte, you know? A plant that lives on another plant. These things are just? Attaching themselves.~gklk - FAX

We can't keep bringing more things into the Zone. You have to listen to me. We're feeding it. - Logbook entry (Boom Bunny)

I can tell it's worrying him. But he said he'd support my dreams. Then, yesterday, he came home and said he renewed our family's work contract for another five years. I think he did it for me, to pay for school. - Singley & Family

My life before was all airframe designs in the rust belt, then suddenly, I’m surrounded by the most talented engineers from all around the country and beyond. There are even female scientists here. It’s taken me a while to get used to all the accents, all the new surnames. - Off the Job

Like, is the wind planning anything when it blows at you? No! It's just the wind. Same for the rain - sure, it's part of a complex, meteorological system, but that doesn't mean it has a brain. - Theories

---lL-L-55"@@@Lynn: Idea for an Anomaly petting zoo, highlighting how many of them are docile and even helpful. Call it "Friends with Benefits." No, wait... - FAX

Oppy's Buzz Bunny recipe: Combine creme de cacao, cognac, and coffee grounds. Allow to cool and infuse in a fridge, before adding cream. Shake well with ice. Pour over ice. NB: consider a hot version of this. - FAX

Another one. ANOTHER ONE! I swear this freaking tube went from A9 to D52. What the sdf8*Df8823 - FAX

But this week I saw the first sign that things might change. I caught a rare glimpse of hope. Perhaps not everything we unleashed here, in this gigantic cosmic accident, has been bad. - Logbook entry (Happy Hare)

-`;asIttiiTThree decades collecting every scrap of news, every tidbit of information, every. single. nugget of gossip. Just to get over that damn wall, and I can't get any of the photos I really need. What good would any of my articles be without proof? What am I even supposed to do now? - FAX

OH GOD JIM I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE I THINK THEY USED TO BE RACCOONS THEY'RE INSIDE THE HOUSE JIM THEY'RE INSIDE THE HOUSE - FAX

Tardigrade count stable at 100tpm. Starting the experiment. This is it, people. A new chapter in the history of science! - FAX

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I don't think it's supposed to taste like wet ashes. Is it supposed to taste like wet ashes? Why is it chunky? I thought you- no, you're right, it's not expired. How- - FAX

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----BUSY SIGNAL---- - FAX

NnNEWSFLASH SEATTLE, January 29th, 1968. Today sees the opening of a landmark class action lawsuit by government employees who allege that the state of Washington knowingly sent them to perform what they are describing as "profoundly dangerous and extremely unhealthy" duties that have resulted in

I gave them my technology and my home. But I'd be goddamned before I let anything destroy my professional credibility. - Transmissions

NEWSFLASHNEWSFLASHNEWSFLASHNEWSFLASH ELMA, August 4th, 1969. Strange new footage has emerged that shows the legendary Bigfoot strolling through a state park near Elma, on the Olympic Peninsula. Captured by a hiker who wishes to remain anonymous, the 8mm film is remarkably clear and unarguably

Is the vehicle your psychopomp - FAX

))---f4fF-but I don't think that was Bill you let through, I think that was three Anomalies in a trenchcoat>---CCNGTttTTT - FAX

Don't. You don't have to do that. it's in the past. I don't care about it anymore. - Story transmissions

I have taken some of you for further analysis - FAX

1!!!I HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO TELEPHONE SIGNAL PLEASE TRANSFORM ME BAC%%%% - FAX

eeeeEEWSFLASH BLACKBERRY LAKE, November 2nd, 1967. Local arborist Cynthia Wan has the most extraordinary claim. These cuttings, she says, are a new subspecies of fir that will grow at a speed you will not believe. Wan won't say where she found-found-FOUND-FOUN - FAX

Dad, if you can hear us, we're sorry. We're so sorry. We just wanted to see it for ourselves. Dad? Dad? Please respond. Dad? Dad?!vvVVVfffFFf - FAX

Do your eyes deceive you? Are you seeing a friendly face? Or are you anthropomorphizing garbage now? - Logbook entry (Friendly Dumpster)

I was really excited to see the footage from that camcorder I'd strapped to Jeff, but it kind of fused to his hand. I don't think I can get it off without him blowing up, so I guess I'll just have to try on a different one... - FAX

I see now you are all individual lifeforms how do you maintain cohesion of purpose - FAX

wwwrr99WSFLASH CLEARWATER, April 20th, 1969. New developments today in the shocking case of the radioactive possum controversy. Local man Lyle McKrut says he knows what it is that causes the possums to fly, as well at to speak with the voice of late President Lawrence KochVVVVVV - FAX

Insecurities are curiously self-destructive, if you could see yourself from the outside and with greater circumspection, you would appreciate your ability - FAX

We don't. That's how science works; we form a theory, and we test it, and we fail, and fail, and only sometimes do we succeed. - Story transmissions