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aj! 21, he/him+, transqueer, 18+, autistic n chronic yapper yaps may include - dan and phil - will n jim - jetlag/wendover/hai - techdiff (+solo) - post-hyperpop (glaive aldn 2hollis ++) - emo rap (guardin lil peep idkraeven +) - leftism + personal posts
8 months ago
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shout out greggs idk if this is a good representation of mac n cheese but this shits great
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about 12 hours ago
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just had mac n cheese for the first time ever. holy shit. this is incredible.
about 12 hours ago
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jane remover was right maybe i should change my name again
about 14 hours ago
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brain hurt. need sleep. bed soon.
1 day ago
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the child has located a sharpie. the child is covered in sharpie.
6 days ago
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between ssris, beta blockers, the pill and anti histamines i am having a very very unpleasant time
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6 days ago
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oh! antihistamines can affect your bodies ability to regulate temperature!!! thats so fun!!!!
6 days ago
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like this man was genuinely shocked. like actually surprised. ive gone there at least once a week for four years.
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6 days ago
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man in the corner shop just discovered i have boobs for the first time do you think hell stop iding me for vapes now
6 days ago
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on the bright side. i have done so much laundry
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7 days ago
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to hot. need to die.
7 days ago
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my scalp is sunburnt what the fuck when did that happen
7 days ago
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weve reached temperatures where maybe im not all that attached to my long hair
7 days ago
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it is too hot for car boot. too sunny. ouchie. theres sweat and suncream. in my eyeballs
8 days ago
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guy who is too i didnt mean to haunt you
10 days ago
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anti depressants are working :D there is so much else wrong with me D:
10 days ago
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on the topic of foods i really want to eat i want asda pizza and also my aunts lasagna (specifically hers no one elses is as good)
11 days ago
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holy shit this ebay is full of so many kinds of cheese
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11 days ago
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i can get 112 slices of plastic cheese on ebay. that is 1.4 kilograms. i need it.
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11 days ago
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i need to eat an entire packet of plastic cheese slices only then will i be happy
11 days ago
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whats your guys favourite carbohydrate
12 days ago
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oh oh were so back its never been so back
13 days ago
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i am not trying to jinx it but i think i might finally be on meds that work ive been feeling less depressed for like just over a week and i didnt wanna celebrate to early just incase it was just a good week or something but i think they might actually be working
13 days ago
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funniest part is this isnt even the first time
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14 days ago
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why is this child stood outside the bathroom door yelling 'do you have a willy' at me
14 days ago
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why does my tummy hurt so bad - lactose intolerant guy who had milk
14 days ago
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car boots are so funny i just watched this woman insist her van was a car because 'it has windows on the side'
16 days ago
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dog on da left dog on da right i am going to wither away
16 days ago
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mmmmmm quesadilla
17 days ago
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omg the tiramisu rodds is in my sainsburys now yay
19 days ago
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in the wise words of glurtains we have nothing else to do
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19 days ago
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'people you may know' and its my little sister... yeah i think i might know her
20 days ago
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praying i find out whatevers wrong with that bitch when i have my blood test and ultrasound because good fucking lord i am sick of this shit
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20 days ago
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going to preform a fucking diy hysterectomy if my uterus doesnt PACK IT THE FUCK UP
20 days ago
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i love elipsis they are my favourite punctuation
20 days ago
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yay questions hooray!
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20 days ago
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havent slept properly in like a week and i have no idea why but i am so sleepy tired
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20 days ago
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lowkey if i do not get a full night of sleep tonight im gonna start being very unpleasant to be around
20 days ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOD SAVE THE THREE TOUR WITHOUT A SINGLE UK SHOW???? WHAT????
21 days ago
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one uterus! free to good home! or bad home! i dont care! someone take this fucking thing!
24 days ago
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theres also a person who plays the banjo and attaches puppets to their hand and it makes the puppets dance and its so silly i love it
24 days ago
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i love when babies look like old men like why does that 18 month old look likes hes 57 and lives in a spoons
24 days ago
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we as a society are far too chill about the fact birds can talk btw that shits crazy
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24 days ago
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i love videos of dogs and cats and birds and babies and lego obstacle courses
24 days ago
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had to use the men's toilets : D had to use the men's toilets D:
25 days ago
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cried into a bagel why is my period back!!! it ended three days ago!!! i thought i was safe!!!!!
25 days ago
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sometimes when i get like a lucozade sport type bottle i like it pretend im a hamster drinking from one of those hamster drink bottles
26 days ago
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can we bring back vuvuzelas those were fun
27 days ago
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copious amount of peanut butter toast in my future because apparently im the only creature in this house that eats it
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27 days ago
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today we learnt my dogs absolutely hate peanut butter which is objectively hilarious considering one of them is literally called peanut
27 days ago
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