Chris Christie saying on This Week this morning that Trump is “just being cranky” really downplays the issue.

I just spent that $2,000 check that Trump said I’m about to receive. That was smart, right? But who needs it? Affordability is a hoax!

Tom Cotton is an idiot.

Reasonable? Nope. Suspicious? Yup. ICE is indeed acting suspiciously.

Nobody knew there even was an eriKa KirK until her husband was shot.

How the fuck did Hegseth know where those boats were heading when they were still in Venezuelan territorial waters? Does he not know that boats can be steered? When I head south down the Garden State Parkway I’m not always on my way to Florida.

I think it’s safe to say that we’d all be better off with a flaccid, empty shirt milquetoast like JD Sofafucker for a couple of years than with a demented, misogynistic, pedophilic, pants shitter with a fossilized brain who falls asleep during cabinet meetings and fancies himself as king of America.

Keep the idiot happy with glittery trinkets and maybe he won't start a World War. Happy Krampusnacht!

Because if anyone knows what “perfectly legal” is it’s Donald Trump.

Everything is Joe Biden’s fault.

This photo always cracks me up.

Q: Why is there a rule that states that soldiers don’t have to follow illegal orders if everything the president asks them to do is considered legal? A: Because Trump is an asshole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Are the Republicans finally figuring out that Trump stole then destroyed their party?

Look how far a semester and a half of architecture school in Slovenia gets you. Genius visa!

Just a reminder, Trump, who thinks he’s the most popular president ever, never received a majority of the popular vote in any of the 3 elections where he was a candidate. In 2016, he received ~3,000,000 less votes than Hilary. So tell me how he thinks his “victory” was a landslide or a mandate.

The American people are entitled to know if their president is physically or mentally unwell and unfit for office.

Unfortunately, Republicans only care about his crassness when they or their loved ones are personally affected. That is the hallmark of today’s “conservative” movement. www.facebook.com/share/p/19zK...

Thanksgiving Greetings from Dear Leader

I cannot wait to see how he fucks up the reflecting pool.