How much does a swimming pool contractor with absolutely no experience in federal construction projects have to kick back to the grifting pedophile who gave him a no bid contract painting a granite reflecting pool for work that actually made the algae problem even worse? Asking for a friend.

Some old ones.

Sorry, Kai. If Hitler had grandchildren I’m sure they would have loved him, too.

MAGA Glossary Cease Fire: You stop firing. We continue to kill innocent people.

MAGA derides “woke” culture because they prefer their constituents to be half asleep. It’s much easier to grift from the unconscious and the poorly educated.

Do you prefer the Sleepy Slovenly Slob or the Temper Tantrum Tangerine?

I love how he lost his shit on MTP.

Look on the bright side. After Rome fell to the barbarian invaders it only took 1100 years before the Renaissance brought back art, science, and culture to the once great nation.

Trump says the reflecting pool As covered in algae. Remind me who has been the president for the last year and a half. Why didn’t he just clean it?

CBS is the only one who didn’t realize how bad CBS would suck without Colbert.

The jackass who went missing for over a month is now bragging about his victory in a primary where he ran unopposed. He couldn’t do it without Sleepy Donnie’s endorsement.

Trump sues just to get a settlement. He never really wants to get to court. A settlement usually requires both sides to gain some sort of benefit, though. What benefit did the taxpayers get for Blanche’s fraudulent settlement?

The $1.776 billion slush fund is history, but the lifetime hall pass for him and his kleptocratic family to evade taxes and be immune to audits and investigations is still in place, for now. That was the real goal, and worth a lot more, anyway.

Trump has Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan to thank for not being ranked the absolute worst President in US history. One failed during Reconstruction, the other failed to avert the Civil War.But, he still has a few years to get to the bottom.

Does he think he’s already dead? Trump wanted his name on a memorial building dedicated to JFK. He also wants his face on money, something also reserved for dead people. Stop teasing us. Just go already.

Bicentennial vs. Semiquincentennial We were much more unified under the President who was never elected than we are under the President who should never have been elected.

Trump has grifted enough money by now that he can afford to buy his own little island somewhere where he can golf all day and do the jerkoff dance to The Village People all night with Xi, Putin, Netanyahu, MBS, the prince formerly known as Andrew, and all their plastic injected escorts.

Oh, great! We get to watch him do the double jerkoff dance while farting across the stage with a full diaper! Yeah!

Can someone please explain to Cheryl Hines that she’s no longer on Curb Your Enthusiasm and she doesn’t have to put up with a batshit crazy husband any longer? Or is she the one who keeps planting snakes all around her yard?

Keep dreaming!

Between the proposed Freedom 250 road race, the destruction of the East Wing, the UFC arena, the arch that will desecrate Arlington National Cemetery, and the defacing of the Reflecting Pool, DC has become a film location for a Mad Max sequel. Release the files. Remove the pedophile.

Only a child molesting, tax cheating, insurrectionist would pardon child molesters, tax cheats, and insurrectionists.