Trump wants to rename the Obama Presidential Center the Trump-Obama Presidential Center.

I’m not sure who the target audience was supposed to be, rappers who “sing” about meth heads and strippers, or former heroin addicts with brain worms and eat road kill. In any event, I feel less healthy for having watched that.

To all those whose names are on the Epstein list: This all wouldn’t be happening to you if you didn’t vote him in first a second term. Thank you for your subservience.

“How must it diminish God to be associated with something so small as the present political party.” - Stephen Colbert

His hand easily bruises from shaking hands but his ear miraculously healed without even the tiniest of scars after being shot with an assault rifle. Makes perfect sense in Trump World.

If Zelenskyy doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize I think we should invade Iceland!!!!!

When Vance called Trump “America’s Hitler” does that make him “America’s Herman Göring?”

As they read the names of people mentioned in the Epstein files in Congress just realize that there are exactly that many people Trump no longer can blackmail about being in the Epstein files.

Trump wants us to believe he told a police chief about Epstein in 2006. But he separately said he didn’t know about the a use. So, he did a Gym Jordan?

It’s totally normal to have a bathtub full of acid, right? Nothing odd about that. Nope. Not at all. Bannon will be the first domino to fall.

What frequency should I set my Volksempfänger to hear Kid Rock and the Toilet Paper USA halftime extravaganza?

Blanche said, “just because you were on Epstein Island doesn’t mean you did anything illegal.” But just because you didn’t do anything illegal there doesn’t mean you didn’t do something illegal somewhere else. Like in Florida. If Trump didn’t have sex with a minor he has nothing to worry about.