I like making love in a warm Spring shower, but I prefer fucking in the rain.

By definition, it cannot be a chicken cheeses ‘steak’

A little sigh now.

i had to learn how to be the most important person in my own life

She should be awed that I tell her things hours in advance of her medical team, but it just pisses her off.

No musician, but still a rock star.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" New bar gig starts tonight after an 8 month hiatus.

Contrails can’t melt steel

Resting beach face

Breaky bloodies.

I’m old, but I ain’t that fuckin old

How it started / How it’s going

Sad trombone sound

New dawn to a new year

Moon shadow

i want to think happy new year thoughts but all i can think is here we go again

Shooting the moon

A little gravy for your biscuit, m’dear?

Morning has broken

Wake up, you’re wasting the day

Cherrywood smoked lake trout, heathens

No one delivers out here

Breaky

Of the 3 brothers, I am the youngest, fittest, and most agile at age 66, which begs the question how much longer we’ll be doing this?

We’ve been doing Xmas camp for a decade, my brother 40 years. There have never been this many people in the park. It’s either the rare, 80-degree weather or that dogs are now allowed in camp.

New Day

Good morning

Good morning

My Christmas is better than yours

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Oxymoron, ya moron

I cannot complain about ten days in the woods, but it will take every part of my being not to do it.

I had this Richard Bach quote on my wall for years: “True family is not born of blood but from respect and joy in each other’s life. Rarely do members of a true family live in the same house”

If you are female and wearing antlers I will compliment your nice rack

Starting a new game: Weed Name or Kid's Breakfast Cereal?

I will never understand the negative default

Chump

I can tell what material your panties are made from simply by reaching my hand under your dress.

Is there a worse feeling than being taken for granted?

But can you tie a single Windsor, bro?

love requires a certain level of delusion i am as delusional as the next guy but as soon as the delusion breaks my hyperawareness kicks in and ion like you anymore

Old enough to have been confused by Cyber Monday

Oh boy.

In life, as in comedy, timing is EVERYTHING.