Are the TikTok addicts having withdrawal symptoms yet? Y’all know there are other social media apps, right? You can also try reading a book.

Orange bleeding hemorrhoid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Haven’t posted on here in a minute. Black pekple, y’all doing aight? ✊🏾

Absolutely Golden Girls!!!

Oregon is embarrassing me and I’m not even an Oregon fan 😭😭😭

@cnn.com Please don’t bring back these Jones Singers people. If we wanted church, we would be at the midnight watch service.

@cnn.com What in the entire hell is happening in Austin????? This is the SECOND year we’ve had to suffer trash performances for the central time NYE event!!! GIVE US ANDY AND ANDERSON!!!!!!!!

My wish for 2025 is for people to stop putting “lol” in posts where they are dead serious. Say that shit with your chest and stand on it!!!!!!

Jon Snow is the reason Viserion was killed. They could’ve been escaped if they weren’t waiting for him while he’s trying to play the damn hero. Idiot.

Satan though??? 😔

The Battle of the Bastards gave me such anxiety 😭😭😭

Reporting to the cardiac surgeon for triple bypass surgery after the guaranteed heart attack 😭

When it’s time to get out of dodge, we’ll be halfway up the highway while everybody else still trying to back out 🙃

Idk who needs this info, but the $ symbol goes BEFORE the number (i.e. $5, not 5$).

What do curbs have against women?

Saw a post asking someone what’s an insult they’ll always remember and it reminded me of the time my brother called me a “wrinkled elephant pussy”. That was over 20 years ago and I still haven’t recovered 😔😔😔

Catfishing using a deceased person’s photo is next level sick. At some point folks need to start getting arrested for this shit!

Anybody got the Cliff notes of whatever in the hell happened on the Skyline tonight?

Finally a list where Aquarius isn’t being slandered!!!

HBO really needs to offer MAX for free with the terrible ass quality of the app 😒😒😒

There are a few good people left in the world!

Unpopular opinion: Blu Ivy can’t dance (neither can Beyonce, but I digress) and her facials make her performances boring af

Merry Christmas! 🎄☃️

Random: I like snacks 🙂 they make me happy

Coquito in the fridge, bread pudding and sweet potato pies cooling, oxtail marinating, my night is complete!!

Class Act is such an underrated movie!

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Y’all ever coughed so hard you pulled a back muscle??? 😭😭😭 I’m down bad!!!

Also, the Starks were arrogant, honorable idiots. The whole lot of them. Arya was the only one who gathered some sense quickly.

Random: Cersei didn’t deserve the privilege of dying with Jaime. The writers should’ve let her get within arm’s reach of Jaime then let Arya do her ass in!!!

The number of times I forgot what day it is today should be studied 😭 to be fair, I’ve had a fever since Monday so gimme a lil grace!

I learned how to play in middle school, but by the time I got to college, all the extra-ness took the fun out of it and I haven’t played since then

Girl got mad that I didn’t give her the response she wanted so she childishly tried to come for my doctorate. I almost cussed the bitch out cuz who do you think you are? But my diploma is in my home office as we type so I don’t have shit to prove 💅🏾 The block button is my friend.

FYI: it’s rude af to assume whether or not someone has kids/wants kids/etc. You have no idea what people’s fertility circumstances are.

Don’t yall just love when somebody responds to your post (that didn’t even ask for a response), but when you don’t agree with them they get mad and sassy? 🤣 Some folks really do need negative engagement to get through the day.

For the record, as an educator and therapist, I have seen firsthand the effects of kids having iPads at young ages. They have poor attention, poor problem solving, poor reasoning, poor social skills, poor reading skills, just low. There’s a reason they’re not recommended at young ages.

I try to have a safe space for everyone* *Everyone except racists, misogynists, homophobes, xenophobes, islamophobes, Trump supporters, republicans, “what about my gun rights” face asses, and all their friends. Y’all are the devil, and the devil is not welcome here!

I don’t. My personal philosophy is that if I have to approach a man, I’m going to have to lead the relationship and I ain’t wit it. Again, just my personal philosophy.

I tried, and I can’t limit it to 3: Jamie Foxx Breezy (before he became problematic) Ursher Johnny Boy Pretty Ricky Ricky Rickaaayyy

CPS should be able to open cases on parents who give their children iPads beyond what’s recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics. Poor kids’ brains are rotting all so their parents don’t have to be bothered with them.

Left Eye really ate Ladies Night up!

Aquarius is currently frolicking in a sunflower field, avoiding humanity 🙂

Autism is also EXTREMELY specific, stop comparing autistic folks. Stop trying to bring some type of uniform approach to engage them. It doesn’t work, you have to ask, you have to extend and you have to listen to them. This is work and non-work related.

Wait, some people don’t envision what they read????????

My fat ass read this and saw “I love basmati” 😭 thought we were talking about rice for a second

This fever is burning through my insides and I have no Cajun chicken pasta. I am unhappy 😔

I’d really like Cajun chicken bowtie pasta right now 😔

Rewatching Game of Thrones and the Starks really were a dumb ass family

I hope the next Apple update fixes whatever tf is wrong with my emojis