Just had her 8:30 PM coffee. Time for work. "Hello, and good e'ening. Welcome to CafeCla, it's good to have you back."

☕️ I personally don't care for threesomes or orgies in group DMs. Overrated idea tbh - way too much of a mess to decide turn order and if anyone drops, the whole thread goes dead. ]]

☕️ Mari's verbal tic is that she sometimes overcontracts words. "What d'y'mean" = "What do you mean" "Ma'andang hapon" = "Magandang hapon" (Good afternoon) "ああた" = "あなた" (you) ]]

My body is a machine that turns "being nocturnal is unhealthy" into "modern society would collapse without people working at funny hours."

"I must do this by myself."

The racer in pink laying in bed... waiting for your next move.~ 🩷 Spicy version of yesterday's comm by @kirilewd.bsky.social! #lauralust

The racer in pink, looking absolutely alluring laying in bed.~ Comm done by @kirilewd.bsky.social! #gallerEXIGE

Fuck you. Un-caffienates the reader's coffee. Un-sweets their tea too.

Happy pride month

"Ah, it's that time of year again. Happy Pride Momth, my loves." 🏳️‍⚧️💙

𝗟etting them breathe. Giving her loves something to stare at, touch, or suck on is just a lovely side effect. 💙 #SeductiveSunday

🍵 We'll try to get to replies later today. Seems like our stomach decided to do backflips.]]

Or her armpits. Or her arms. Mari "hairy thighs save lives" Manabat

☕️ I hate that all the good character designs and writing go into gacha games these days. I get it. It's where the money is at for artists and writers lately. But I'd rather play a solid, non-gacha, non-mtx game with little/few or no character design or story nowadays. ]]

"Why have an AI girlfriend when you can date me? Granted I'm just as stupid, but at least we can touch each other."

The roof of CafeCla SF has a telescope that lets her see out towards the seas. Seas that seem to be restless lately...

"This whole idea that succubi and incubu are evil... I feel like, if sexuality wasn't so stigmatized, even when consensual, and treated as the worst crime since kicking dogs..."

☕ I have mentally recovered just enough to Bleet.]]

☕️ Replies after work!]]

‎ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ 🟠 𝐶 𝑊 🟣 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ɴ̲ᴏ̲ɴ̲-̲ʟ̲ᴇ̲ᴡ̲ᴅ̲: ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ \\ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ 𝗩𝗜𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 & 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗘 // ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ \\ 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙲𝚄𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙳𝙴𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 // ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ʟ̲ᴇ̲ᴡ̲ᴅ̲: ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ \\ 𝗛𝗬𝗣𝗘𝗥 || 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚃𝙷 // ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ \\ 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗬 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝚇𝚄𝙰𝙻 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙸𝙳𝚂 // ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ \\ 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙺 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝚅𝙾𝙻𝚄𝙼𝙴 // ‎

𝗟etting them breathe. Giving her loves something to stare at, touch, or suck on is just a lovely side effect. 💙 #SeductiveSunday

𝗙or most, morning is when they wake up. For Mari, it's when she unwinds and gets ready for bed. Would you like to join her? 🎨 Commissioned from Susan Parrish (no active social media, AFAIK).

"Friends, I don't HAVE Uno."

"They cancelled Ub*suna." 🥀

☕️ Adding onto this: Please don't rebleet unlabeled porn either. Bluesky has no "hide reposts from user" feature (doesn't seem like they care to add one), and mutes hide you from my notifs, and I would hate to have to mute or unfollow folks for frequently reposting unlabeled butts in thongs.]]

☕️ Listen friends, you have great taste in porn 💙 But please, PLEASE label your sexy media 🙏 I will not boost posts that contain unlabeled lewd media. Let's be considerate of fellow users who open their timeline in public situations, like on public transit or lunch break at work. ]]

☕️ 2016/09/20]]

☕️ Someone else's post. ]]

Last boost: True. Rub Mari's h***y l*gs-

To have a space for her fellow nocturnals. The ones who are called "crazy" and often told that they live an unhealthy lifestyle - yet if not for them, modern society would collapse.

So, my stance on AI art using rp accounts. If you're too lazy to look for art for a character to use as a face claim, I'm going to assume you're also too lazy to write your replies. (I can understand that commissioning art is expensive, but I'd rather rp with a stick figure than an ai image.))

Here's a paycheck for Alastor and here's a copy of it in case she accidentally throws it in the garage.

"By the way, Rin and I are cleared to visit K.T. city again after clearing the incident up. Let me know if you wanna go on a week-long date." 💙

She would normally be asleep at this time due to her nocturnal lifestyle. But she has some other business this week, so she has to walk the day for now.

☕️ Whatever your oBscuRe and NiChE fetishes and kinks are, I guarantee you, none of them are more obscure than Mari's body hair. ]]

Casually caressing her hairy forearms. ♡

A sly photoshoot for #SeductiveSunday! She hasn't done this for a while...

𝙀soteric, hm? In Mari's case, rubbing her silky, soft arm hair across her partner's skin.

𝙏his has been a test of the Cafe Clarity Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been a real emergency, dramatic music would be playing and a boss healthbar would be appearing in your vision.

Yes, it doesn't fit. No, she doesn't care, enjoy the view. 💙 🖌️ Commissioned from brightgalon.bsky.social

She just woke up. 💙 Come, her beloveds. Make yourself comfy with her. 🎨 Commissioned from Chrysta Rose

"Could you be a dear and help me zip this up? ...hm~? you like how my skin and hair feel, hun?" 🖌️ comm. from Zoey

"Shaving your body hair doesn't make it grow back thicker, yes sure they now have a smaller length-to-diameter ratio so it feels that way, but it's still the same diameter."

Track & Ball Torture. ... She's playing Centipede.

☕️ 🤔

☕️ Upset to see that a "women with body hair" modeling website I've followed for the last two decades got into producing AI slop 😔]]

Shake shake!

☕️ I have a "no label on your lewd stuff = no rebleet" policy.]]