Love the idea of packing a Hoagie in a holster just like someone might pack a gun. The problem is, I'd never make it more than 30 minutes without just pulling it out and eating it.

I had almost forgotten... 😂🤣😂

...and now they're gonna stage another fake medical event, where pres dufus rushes in to help. Yes, they've staged that kind of thing before, in response to an incident where Tim Walz actually rushed off the stage into the crowd to help someone at a rally. Just know, they're working on it.

CORRECTION: Men's unhinged and inappropriate reactions to women in the workplace is what ruined the workplace, if the workplace is actually ruined.

How many people remember Dick Cheney was kept alive by an artificial heart for a couple months until they could come up with a nice good healthy young donor heart for him?

I gotta say it's been satisfying to watch a male politician whose coalition is built on collaboration and good social skills absolutely trounce a bunch of dudes obsessed with physical strength and macho bullying as a proxy for political power

"A slate of women leaders with experience..." - Proof this guy knows exactly what he's doing, and truly intends to get shit done.

'...he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.' I think whoever made that sandwich just won the best advertisement tag line ever.

So... there are going to be new Republican House reps that will need sworn in after this election too, won't there? I heard we flipped ANOTHER Texas house seat. There are SO MANY POWERFUL PEOPLE on that Epstein list: Presidents, Congresspeople, Judges, Agency heads... Interesting times for sure.

LOL to All those New Yorkers packing their bags and moving out. Just don't move to Texas, you'll get 100% tariffed there. Whatever that means. At least it will free up housing in NYC eh?

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Honestly feels weird that there's literally no election where I live. None of my horrible shitbag state or federal reps are up for election, no local races, nothing. But I'll be watching the rest of the election results with interest.

Dick Cheney, war criminal turned Orange Turd critic, is dead. MAGA is already shitting all over Liz Cheney as she mourns her father's passing. There's no reason to believe the government will ever "re-open" in the classic sense. New York is on the cusp of a political revolution. ELECTION DAY!

There's honestly no way they don't already have working relationships with the big drug cartels. There's zero proof they've ever arrested a single actual drug cartel operative in this country. Who they are, and aren't, apprehending & deporting smells exactly like lists that cartels have supplied.

Is it just me, or have I seen the education industry shit all over using sources like Wikipedia due to possible inaccuracies, then totally embrace AI slop?

The thing about rural America losing their EBT cards is, they'd rather die with their privilege of cruelty, than live without it. The contract of cruelty explicitly grants the grantor the right of cruelty over the grantee. They understand the contract. Do you?

Cruelty. Hypocrisy. Profit. The three defining "Virtue Signals" used by fascists to impress each other. When you see what they're doing through that lens, it makes sense.

Gatsby was murdered. Just sayin'...

I hear about clownstick von couchfucker criticizing his wife for not being christian, and the very next day see images of him and Erika being openly sexual with each other... This script is SO bad. It's just SOOOO fucking bad. Steve Bannon has to be writing this ridiculous shit.

Dressed up as a radical socialist and gave away food tonight.

Quarry blast in North CoMO just now?

And... there's the scuttlebutt I was waiting for. Because "sexual conquest," especially of women, is such a huge part of right-wing culture, I knew the TPUSA situation would devolve into a contest over who got to fuck Erica next. Honestly didn't have the couchfucker on my bingo card tho.

If i were a trucker hauling a load of pies, I'd be really fukken nervous.

BREAKING: A federal court ruled that the FDA's unnecessary restrictions on medication abortion are unlawful and must be reconsidered. This ​decision reaffirms that our access to safe and essential medicines should be dictated by science, not politics.

living in the US is like staying at a 2.5 star hotel in hell. it’s miserable. you’re exhausted most days. but at least there’s wifi, doordash, and a roof over your head. it’s a hot mess, but you prepaid. so you can’t just leave. even tho you know u absolutely should check the f*ck out immediately.

My class today had an amazing lecture from @h4x354x0r.bsky.social so grateful for those who bring joy in this sometimes dark world!

FFS trying to call to get some customer service, and I've run into a very chatty AI bot that tells me to tell it what I'm calling for, but can't understand anything I'm saying to it.

Reminder that Wal-Mart is the most egregious corporate welfare "double dippers" out there: First, they grossly underpay employees, forcing them to seek SNAP/welfare. Government subsidizing wages. THEN, they get all that welfare back in income/profits as employees spend gov benefits into the store.

A message of affirmation for the Trans community, you are beautiful & wonderful & amazing, and you have ever right to live, to exist, to thrive, as your real authentic selves, and that the Hacky Sack Man loves you!

I believe you’re right. Such a piece of human garbage as I’ve never seen.

...and then eat the toddler.

The only " Government efficiency" that's happened so far, is to make it much easier and much more efficient for the kleptocratic GOP administration and its cronies to steal and embezzle massive amounts of money. A trillion dollars deeper in debt, all with the wave of a tiny orange hand.

Slave labor built the White House to begin with, and the ferret-wearing shitgibbon would absolutely LOVE to use slave labor again, to build his tacky ballroom.

Hack Man vs. Preacher: TURF DEFENDER DAY! Had a fantastic time defending my turf against Sister Cindy today. Thanks everyone for the support, shoutout to those who Hacked In and helped me defend the circle for awhile! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2f...

The hostage exchange was nice, but there's a reason I didn't 'celebrate' any ceasefire deal. It's already not a ceasefire any more. Israel is right back to bombing the shit out of Gaza.

Seeing the White house being torn down is a bit of a shock, but what an apt physical manifestation of what's happened to this country.

History shows societies plunging into the pit of fascism almost never self-recover. 20% is wildly optimistic based on history. Seth goes apeshit on purity politics, which I mostly agree with. There isn't any one "right" way to do this. All the different ways to do this are needed.

LOL... the fact that the right is BIG MAD at us for... (checks notes) being happy & joyful & hopeful and having fun *WITHOUT HURTING ANYTHING OR ANYONE ELSE* is one of the most hilarious self-owns on the planet. Honestly, maybe y'all should try not being angry, aggrieved assholes all the time. ?

Let's try music !

Absolutely 100% of all violence & vandalism that happened during the No Kings marches was done by right-wing operatives, provocateurs, and of course, the cops.

No Kings in Columbia MO was BIG! Our march covered half the streets in downtown for nearly an hour. IMHO total participant count was in the 4,000 range. It was peaceful, it was joyous, it was everything that's right about the community I love. Thanks to everyone who came out, chanted, & marched!

SATURDAY. NO KINGS. THIS IS A BODY COUNT EXERCISE. DON'T BE SKEERD, GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE!

How many 911 calls did they get for "Murder in progress"? 😂🤣😂

OMG 😂🤣😂

My dude... Your side just got caught doing the digital equivalent of jacking off to Hitler, violence against women, and the idea of slave ownership. THAT is hard core unhinged. THAT is dangerous and violent. THAT is vile and repugnant. Let's get this shit straight.

Had a really sweet day playing Hacky Sack Footbag out on Speakers Circle Mizzou today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7zb...

Big "Reagan - Iran Hostage" vibes here. If you look at almost any data chart, Reagan's election was the demarcation point that set our country on the path we're on now.

#MythBustingMonday “Vaccines contain dangerous and toxic ingredients.” This one never dies, so let’s tackle it properly. Yes, vaccines contain multiple components but context, chemistry, and dose matter. Vaccine ingredients have been studied for decades, across trials and billions of doses. A 🧵

This MTG "redemption arc" is... kinda creepy. I'd wanna keep her at arms length. Maybe more like a 10 foot pole's length.

I remember during the Gulf wars, unfiltered news would come out of Iraq in the middle of the night, especially via radio (daytime there). By morning, the news had always been spun, lensed, filtered, and sanitized. The Propaganda Machine has grown so much more powerful, esp. with modern media.