Talking Heads have a unique sound because they combine world beat drums with funk bass, new wave keys and classic rock guitar. It’s a stew, baby!

Why does Wemby, the largest friend, not simply eat the other 5?

Let’s go OT

I think the most heartbreaking vocal delivery ever is when Gram Parsons sings “and the tiny golden pins she wore up in her hair” on “Brass Buttons”. It gets me every time.

You listen to the song “Aubrey” by Bread and it’s like “this is so sweet” and then he sings “I never knew her but I loved her just the same” and you’re like whoa major fucking stalker alert.

Salem Pride

Feel like I should tell the guy watching porn on his phone that’s there’s a baby on this flight and it’s not appropriate.

I’ve never considered myself a good driver but those Mario Kart instincts kicked in when I needed it most!

I forgot to go to the Alamo

Brought my old iPod classic on the plane and just found an old copy of Jonathan Wilson’s “Frankie Ray”. What a beautiful album, I wonder why it went out of print all those years ago.

A tradition unlike any other (pretending that I’m going to win the master’s ticket lottery this year)

I don’t so it often but I love getting up at daybreak. The sun shining, the birds chirping, still a little drunk from the night before…

The Red Sox are terrible and yet I’m sad when they have a day off.

I love bands like Ambrosia and Bread where their good songs are like the greatest music ever made and everything else in the catalog is unlistenable.

The solution to the Red Sox scoring problem is to never load the bases

Ironically a huge tree limb did fall in the yard today, but unrelated to the meteor (I hope)

If "For All Mankind" has taught me anything, it's that we've got to mine the Iridium in that Boston Asteroid ASAP.

Poor Chad Tracy has to go out and eat shit from the press every night defending this terrible team.

The old man at the driving range is always grouchy, but free bucket day takes it to another level.

I regret to announce that I will not be performing at the Death Eater Festival because my agent never told me that Lord Voldemort would be there.

I wish I was one of those old men who wear stiff jeans and oxford shirts on hot days.

I’ve been trying to get into a cult (any cult) for decades but none of them want me.

The ideal temperature can generally be measured in Grateful Dead years. You’re mostly going to want to stay between 72 and 74 with a few days around 77.

I have solid cred as a longtime prestige TV guy, but it’s incredible how hard it is to get people to watch “Andor”, probably the best TV show in the last decade, on the Wire-Mad Men-Breaking Bad level.

Thankfully Morris Day came to his senses. I can’t lose him too.

I want to play a chess master just so I can say “so the horsey goes 2 and 1, right?”

Jar Jar Binks as the next James Bond you cowards.

Cheapest ticket to Bruce in Boston tonight is $385. Crazy.

I like getting spam messages "from friends" where the message is like "I saw this picture and it made me emotional". Yes, that is exactly how middle aged Massholes talk, Robot.

The secret to being an old man is to always eat half of your sandwich or dinner and save the rest for later. We all do it now.

The only insect I respect is the spider. I’ll never kill a spider and I’ll peacefully coexist with them if they take care of the creepy bugs for me.

I think Ceddanne Rafaela might be the best player on the Red Sox.

Jerry, Bobby, Phil, Billy, Mickey & Brent

Wookmaxxing

Red Sox 2026: Hittin’ singles and strandin’ runners.

Excited to dig into this corporate slop bowl while reviewing AI slop work.

Watching Bryson today 👀

I feel great ever since switching to low fructose corn syrup. Highly recommend. 10/10

I honestly think that fast food lovers know more about food than fine dining snobs. You change one ingredient in a sauce and they’ll start an investigation on Reddit.

That Cortez really simmers and smolders.

Pretending to know feng shui just so I can drive realtors crazy.

“There’s even a cop at the door on street view” is a devastating apartment review.

Saw a guy in a real murder van today - all the windows were covered with a montage of movie killers - and he was blasting “Crazy Train”. A little on the nose for me.

This is the second day that the street sweeper keeps going by and it's not our street sweeping week and now I suspect that the street sweeper is trying to cover up a murder most foul.

Me, too. open.spotify.com/track/3Z0Yyp...

Could you imagine being a padawan and half the lessons are about not letting your emotions get in the way and half the lessons are about tapping into your emotions and you're seven years old in a robe with a rat tail and like WTF?

All movies would be better with Boston accents, regardless of setting or time period.

Happy Cornell Day to all who celebrate!

I bet the worst part of being 20 and dating an old person is having to listen to their shitty, old music.

Panda Express taking over an old Wahlburgers is what we call cosmic justice.