Mitch Blum
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He gave so much more love than he took. So grateful for almost 17 years with my beloved boy Remy. May the four winds blow you safely home my love.
about 1 month ago
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Talking Heads have a unique sound because they combine world beat drums with funk bass, new wave keys and classic rock guitar. It’s a stew, baby!
18 minutes ago
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Why does Wemby, the largest friend, not simply eat the other 5?
3 days ago
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Let’s go OT
4 days ago
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I think the most heartbreaking vocal delivery ever is when Gram Parsons sings “and the tiny golden pins she wore up in her hair” on “Brass Buttons”. It gets me every time.
4 days ago
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You listen to the song “Aubrey” by Bread and it’s like “this is so sweet” and then he sings “I never knew her but I loved her just the same” and you’re like whoa major fucking stalker alert.
4 days ago
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Salem Pride
5 days ago
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Feel like I should tell the guy watching porn on his phone that’s there’s a baby on this flight and it’s not appropriate.
5 days ago
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I’ve never considered myself a good driver but those Mario Kart instincts kicked in when I needed it most!
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5 days ago
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I forgot to go to the Alamo
6 days ago
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Brought my old iPod classic on the plane and just found an old copy of Jonathan Wilson’s “Frankie Ray”. What a beautiful album, I wonder why it went out of print all those years ago.
7 days ago
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A tradition unlike any other (pretending that I’m going to win the master’s ticket lottery this year)
7 days ago
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I don’t so it often but I love getting up at daybreak. The sun shining, the birds chirping, still a little drunk from the night before…
7 days ago
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The Red Sox are terrible and yet I’m sad when they have a day off.
8 days ago
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I love bands like Ambrosia and Bread where their good songs are like the greatest music ever made and everything else in the catalog is unlistenable.
9 days ago
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The solution to the Red Sox scoring problem is to never load the bases
10 days ago
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Ironically a huge tree limb did fall in the yard today, but unrelated to the meteor (I hope)
10 days ago
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If "For All Mankind" has taught me anything, it's that we've got to mine the Iridium in that Boston Asteroid ASAP.
10 days ago
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Poor Chad Tracy has to go out and eat shit from the press every night defending this terrible team.
11 days ago
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The old man at the driving range is always grouchy, but free bucket day takes it to another level.
11 days ago
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I regret to announce that I will not be performing at the Death Eater Festival because my agent never told me that Lord Voldemort would be there.
11 days ago
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I wish I was one of those old men who wear stiff jeans and oxford shirts on hot days.
12 days ago
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I’ve been trying to get into a cult (any cult) for decades but none of them want me.
12 days ago
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The ideal temperature can generally be measured in Grateful Dead years. You’re mostly going to want to stay between 72 and 74 with a few days around 77.
13 days ago
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I have solid cred as a longtime prestige TV guy, but it’s incredible how hard it is to get people to watch “Andor”, probably the best TV show in the last decade, on the Wire-Mad Men-Breaking Bad level.
13 days ago
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Thankfully Morris Day came to his senses. I can’t lose him too.
13 days ago
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I want to play a chess master just so I can say “so the horsey goes 2 and 1, right?”
14 days ago
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Jar Jar Binks as the next James Bond you cowards.
14 days ago
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Cheapest ticket to Bruce in Boston tonight is $385. Crazy.
16 days ago
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I like getting spam messages "from friends" where the message is like "I saw this picture and it made me emotional". Yes, that is exactly how middle aged Massholes talk, Robot.
21 days ago
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The secret to being an old man is to always eat half of your sandwich or dinner and save the rest for later. We all do it now.
22 days ago
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The only insect I respect is the spider. I’ll never kill a spider and I’ll peacefully coexist with them if they take care of the creepy bugs for me.
24 days ago
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I think Ceddanne Rafaela might be the best player on the Red Sox.
24 days ago
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Jerry, Bobby, Phil, Billy, Mickey & Brent
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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Wookmaxxing
25 days ago
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Red Sox 2026: Hittin’ singles and strandin’ runners.
26 days ago
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Excited to dig into this corporate slop bowl while reviewing AI slop work.
26 days ago
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Watching Bryson today 👀
26 days ago
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I feel great ever since switching to low fructose corn syrup. Highly recommend. 10/10
26 days ago
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I honestly think that fast food lovers know more about food than fine dining snobs. You change one ingredient in a sauce and they’ll start an investigation on Reddit.
27 days ago
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That Cortez really simmers and smolders.
28 days ago
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Pretending to know feng shui just so I can drive realtors crazy.
28 days ago
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“There’s even a cop at the door on street view” is a devastating apartment review.
28 days ago
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Saw a guy in a real murder van today - all the windows were covered with a montage of movie killers - and he was blasting “Crazy Train”. A little on the nose for me.
29 days ago
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This is the second day that the street sweeper keeps going by and it's not our street sweeping week and now I suspect that the street sweeper is trying to cover up a murder most foul.
29 days ago
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Me, too.
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I Loved Being My Mother’s Son
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Z0YyppuLxnIOzd6liKM8O?si=cqDTK6unRlm38aNcjHAA-A
about 1 month ago
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Could you imagine being a padawan and half the lessons are about not letting your emotions get in the way and half the lessons are about tapping into your emotions and you're seven years old in a robe with a rat tail and like WTF?
about 1 month ago
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All movies would be better with Boston accents, regardless of setting or time period.
about 1 month ago
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Happy Cornell Day to all who celebrate!
about 1 month ago
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I bet the worst part of being 20 and dating an old person is having to listen to their shitty, old music.
about 1 month ago
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Panda Express taking over an old Wahlburgers is what we call cosmic justice.
about 1 month ago
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