Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Ronald Reagan Day, so I’m honoring the old gipper by playing dead. 😵

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Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Fart Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 💨

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Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s I Heart Horror Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 😱

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Many such cases

Yeah... it's a classic example of capitalism being why we can't have nice things.

It’s like if Secret Canadian Girlfriend You Never Met had a really sad baby with Just Overheard At a Coffee Shop and it was raised on a pure diet of A Lot of People Are Saying That.

Remembering long-term context is one of the worst use-cases for LLMs. They’re super bad at it. That Gemini pretends to offer it is a real indictment of Google. 1/2

“Is Trump a Fascist?” by awkwardchoco The historical parallels & what’s to come. Awkwardchoco does the important, clear-eyed analysis that is sorely lacking in our media right now. #youtube #politics

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Elmo’s Birthday! 🎂

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Capcom made a 3 minute live action commercial for RE9 and it’s more emotionally impactful, stronger narratively, and respectful to the source material, than 7 fucking movies and 8 hours of tv. Holy shit.

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

An uh-oh of babies

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Groundhog Day, a sacred holiday among my people.

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Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Serpent Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 🐍

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“They couldn’t do anything because of the rules” um I dunno if I was presented with rules that were like helpful to the pedophile fascists… I would break them

Murder Drones: surprisingly fun & watchable. #scifi #youtube

strikes me that mamdani doing all this smaller level stuff, doing it quickly, and doing it very publicly is extremely useful for whenever he inevitably has to deal with "yeah other government figures in the state are trying to fuck me over" and keeping his credibility

Verdict on Dunkin’ Donuts whole bean coffee: meh. 😑 Tolerable with cream and cinnamon sugar.

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Hot Chocolate Day, a sacred holiday among my people. ☕️

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Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Croissant Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 🥐

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Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Curmudgeons Day, a sacred holiday among my people.

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I’m not into horse girls, sports anime, or racing, so why am I so down bad for the horse girl racing sports anime?? #anime

Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Data Privacy Day & it’s none of your fuckin business what I’m doing.

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CPAP: You are averaging less than 6 hours of sleep a night. Me:

Pivoting away from “weird” was catastrophically stupid.

Their worst ghouls immediately went “we must get rid of The Groups” after defeat not because The Groups cost them victory - they fucked it into lunar orbit all by themselves. They did that because the plan was always to demonstrably win without the annoying genocide-objectors, then stomp upon them.

I think I've managed to base my sleep schedule on the Time Cube somehow.

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Thomas Crapper Day, a sacred holiday among my people. 💩 🚽

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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/

Tried to take dogs for their afternoon walk in the frozen lands. They said no thank you.

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day, a sacred holiday among my people.

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The Running Man (2025) A fun romp w/ lots of action that has big plot holes & doesn’t stick the landing at the end. But still a good time 👍 The “future dystopia” in the film feels more like tomorrow (today in a lot of places) than far off. It’s very bleak. 1/ 🧵 #movies #moviesky #scifi

Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Irish Coffee Day, a sacred holiday among my people.

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Friendly reminder that Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO has the same BPM as the intro theme to Evangelion

ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing? ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW. I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.