Leftover pumpkin pie my beloved… it’s just us in this snowy hellscape against the world

Heated Rivalry (2025)

Been a minute since I posted my art, bc I've been playing ZA! Now i've finished it & gotten all the megas. I made Falinks, my favorite new mega. This is in the DS style, with the 3ds style box icons. I love these silly little guys, especially the one in the middle! And I wanna shiny hunt them!

It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.

*influencer voice* I recently learned that animals are killed for the animal fat used in cooking. So I’m launching an animal liposuction clinic for our vegetarian friends out there who still want that sweet sweet fat. Got a big fat hog or girthy duck? Bring it down and we’ll suck it dry!

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦

no good cat goes unpetted

Stop trying to make clock tick happen. It’s not going to happen.

the gag that fiyero’s family never uses their castle becomes an entirely different joke once we see it is the most fully insane architectural space imaginable

Final Fantasy X (2001)

3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn

Chicago: keep your whistles handy. They've slowed down and have less units cruising around, but they're not gone

logging onto bsky when it’s #fcf

SHE LOOKS 👀… like she could be your daughter 🤷‍♀️… like me 💃 before I got smarter 🤓 When I was flattered ☺️ to hear 👂 you say 🗣️ You’re so mature 👵 for your age 👶

Uh this is enormous

just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy

Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

I remember when Dick Durbin had the gall to give a speech at Sidetrack while actively supporting KOSA, that feckless whimpering two faced piece of shit has never cared about his constituents and I hope the pain of old age ruins his long overdue retirement

Oldest selfie on your phone Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era

This is what they took from you

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

so excited to have my license to RAW 😍

my new strategy in pokemon pocket is just sending her to die against megas

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb" x.com/dailyportalz...

I am in a king sized bed with two bears while it’s 42 degrees and rainy outside, this is my happy place

Do not give in to Thanksgiving Erasure, we’re still not at peak autumn

I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain

so a campy villain secretly kidnaps a bunch of children to make brainless weapons (while also holding parents hostage) and ultimately fumbling adults distract the villain enough for a clever child to save the day. I’m describing the plot of Spy Kids (2001).

Just watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) with ~30 gay men and I would like to personally thank writers Jennifer Kaytin Robinson and Sam Lansky for their effective use of the word Diva throughout

i love gay halloween bc this year i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

went to a halloween party where the theme was incredibly niche references, and dressed up as my older brother when he was interviewed at space camp for The Nick Cannon show, season 2 episode 8, “Nick Takes Over Space.”

there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.

lost at stripper bingo last night what am I supposed to tell my coworkers now??

when your political homie has one too many drinks

throwback to the last minute costume idea I’m banned from doing again

you’ll never catch me saying “uh oh, I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” like… call me Amy Lee because I want you to wake me up inside

getting ready for IMR, glancing at the variety of rubber bands in my junk drawer, and conceptualizing the worst outfit possible , good morning

got woken up at 830 on a saturday to go to costco during executive hours and it was still busy 😭

Naming my daughter Toyota Camry

Chicago leather gays I need your help, where should I get a custom harness made?

I love quiet guys, like yesss make me lean in close to hear you, wow our faces are so close… what if we kissed?

I don't know who needs to see this, but here's Wiglett vibing to Psychedelic Switch...

saying “Alexa, play I’m Just A Kid by Simple Plan” instead of “I’m going to kill myself” was a good plan until it actually made me hear the song