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Leftover pumpkin pie my belovedβ¦ itβs just us in this snowy hellscape against the world
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Aerith Gainzbro
3 days ago
Heated Rivalry (2025)
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a block of cheese
2 days ago
Been a minute since I posted my art, bc I've been playing ZA! Now i've finished it & gotten all the megas. I made Falinks, my favorite new mega. This is in the DS style, with the 3ds style box icons. I love these silly little guys, especially the one in the middle! And I wanna shiny hunt them!
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Brown Anthonyβ’
5 days ago
It's my annual duty to remind you that "Basted In Blood" belongs in the holiday canon and is the only true Thanksgiving song.
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*influencer voice* I recently learned that animals are killed for the animal fat used in cooking. So Iβm launching an animal liposuction clinic for our vegetarian friends out there who still want that sweet sweet fat. Got a big fat hog or girthy duck? Bring it down and weβll suck it dry!
7 days ago
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Dr. Stephanie
7 days ago
Todayβs xkcd made me cry. In a good way.
xkcd.com/3172/
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
8 days ago
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I donβt want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. π«¦
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saaaaaam
8 days ago
no good cat goes unpetted
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Stop trying to make clock tick happen. Itβs not going to happen.
11 days ago
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Anthony Oliveira
11 days ago
the gag that fiyeroβs family never uses their castle becomes an entirely different joke once we see it is the most fully insane architectural space imaginable
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Squall
11 days ago
Final Fantasy X (2001)
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hellyeahSEASONSGREETINGSbro69
13 days ago
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
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Mike Fragassi
14 days ago
Chicago: keep your whistles handy. They've slowed down and have less units cruising around, but they're not gone
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logging onto bsky when itβs
#fcf
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14 days ago
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Ed Morrish
14 days ago
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SHE LOOKS πβ¦ like she could be your daughter π€·ββοΈβ¦ like me π before I got smarter π€ When I was flattered βΊοΈ to hear π you say π£οΈ Youβre so mature π΅ for your age πΆ
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Iron Spike
16 days ago
Uh this is enormous
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
17 days ago
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hot, sensual christian woman
21 days ago
Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs
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Kyle Griffin
22 days ago
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
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I remember when Dick Durbin had the gall to give a speech at Sidetrack while actively supporting KOSA, that feckless whimpering two faced piece of shit has never cared about his constituents and I hope the pain of old age ruins his long overdue retirement
22 days ago
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Oldest selfie on your phone Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
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24 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
25 days ago
This is what they took from you
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Micah
25 days ago
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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Evil Bat Witch
27 days ago
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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so excited to have my license to RAW π
26 days ago
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my new strategy in pokemon pocket is just sending her to die against megas
29 days ago
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Nick Kapur
30 days ago
"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb"
x.com/dailyportalz...
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I am in a king sized bed with two bears while itβs 42 degrees and rainy outside, this is my happy place
30 days ago
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Jerry Jingle
about 1 month ago
Do not give in to Thanksgiving Erasure, weβre still not at peak autumn
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
about 2 months ago
I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
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so a campy villain secretly kidnaps a bunch of children to make brainless weapons (while also holding parents hostage) and ultimately fumbling adults distract the villain enough for a clever child to save the day. Iβm describing the plot of Spy Kids (2001).
about 1 month ago
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Just watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) with ~30 gay men and I would like to personally thank writers Jennifer Kaytin Robinson and Sam Lansky for their effective use of the word Diva throughout
about 1 month ago
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Filipino Anora
about 1 month ago
i love gay halloween bc this year iβm holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
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went to a halloween party where the theme was incredibly niche references, and dressed up as my older brother when he was interviewed at space camp for The Nick Cannon show, season 2 episode 8, βNick Takes Over Space.β
about 1 month ago
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
about 1 month ago
thereβs something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they canβt walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
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lost at stripper bingo last night what am I supposed to tell my coworkers now??
about 1 month ago
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Ash
about 1 month ago
when your political homie has one too many drinks
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throwback to the last minute costume idea Iβm banned from doing again
about 1 month ago
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youβll never catch me saying βuh oh, I hope this doesnβt awaken anything in meβ likeβ¦ call me Amy Lee because I want you to wake me up inside
about 1 month ago
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getting ready for IMR, glancing at the variety of rubber bands in my junk drawer, and conceptualizing the worst outfit possible , good morning
about 1 month ago
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got woken up at 830 on a saturday to go to costco during executive hours and it was still busy π
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Matt
about 2 months ago
Naming my daughter Toyota Camry
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Chicago leather gays I need your help, where should I get a custom harness made?
about 2 months ago
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I love quiet guys, like yesss make me lean in close to hear you, wow our faces are so close⦠what if we kissed?
about 2 months ago
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Caleb (fka The Keeper of That Beat)
about 2 months ago
I don't know who needs to see this, but here's Wiglett vibing to Psychedelic Switch...
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saying βAlexa, play Iβm Just A Kid by Simple Planβ instead of βIβm going to kill myselfβ was a good plan until it actually made me hear the song
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