Looks like no tariffs over Greenland after all. For now. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

No wonder you can only afford 1 doll for your kids, you bought 12 houses!

AI's #pleaseclap moment

Lost in all the commentary about the Texans is that the Patriots have been absolutely ass too.

Red? DJ Carstensen is a moron.

His internal polling must be awful

And not just in the CFP. Up and down the stack, the SEC's football teams were outperformed by teams from other conferences. No matter what ESPN tells you, the SEC ain't your daddy's SEC. Some of it is probably cyclical but a lot of it is a leveling of the cheating field due to NIL.

Closest the SEC has been to a college football national championship for a while, TBF

What little thing fills you with a nice feeling of satisfaction and joy? The suffering of Bruce Pearl and his progeny. www.al.com/auburnbasket...

Georgia should feel lucky that it’s playing an opponent from a subpar conference to start the CFP.

The committee shouldn’t be allowing SEC teams into the playoffs. They obviously are overmatched.

A national treasure. #illini

Big Ten teams continue to clown SEC programs in bowl season.

Illini win the music city bowl. That’s the alt text for the pictures.

Play of the game was giving up the kickoff return for the touchdown so that the Illinois offense, not the defense, could decide the outcome

I didn’t even go to Georgia Tech but I’m so mad a Bent Key right now.

And a column on the outsized outcry over letting the G6 participate in the playoff. In normal years, 50 percent of FBS is fighting for 8 percent of the bracket. And yet that's too much for some people who conveniently forget all the other blowouts. bit.ly/4ayohIB

This might be the greatest Braggin’ Rights game ever. #bragginrights #illini #mizzou

These SEC announcers calling the MizNoz Illinois game are hot garbage.

SEC football is pretty darn terrible.

Welcome to the resistance, USA Today. apple.news/AQt1XRG_VQve...

Michigan Man.

As I have always said: Michigan is a rogue athletic program. As bad as the worst of the SWC or SEC. www.nytimes.com/athletic/688... Michigan’s many coaching scandals: From Jim Harbaugh to Juwan Howard to Sherrone Moore

I guess the Penn St buffoon/AD was right about Michigan men being cheaters.

These two posts were three posts apart in my feed.

Nice little Saturday for #illini, whose résumé now includes wins over the MAC and ACC champions.

Illinois Football is 2-1 against conference champions in 2025.

That UVA WR wasn’t forced out of bounds. Finally a ref call goes against Duke.

I wrote a law review article on the application of droit morale in the United States and I think we need it in light of likelihood that AI will transform existing works into garbage going forward.

Do they play AfCON every year and why isn't it on one of the big US broadcast networks?

2 big Ls for Northwestern in one weekend tough scene

Quick somebody ask David Sacks or Bill Ackman for comment.

I just imagine “I spoiled myself” being said by Dr. Tobias Fünke.

Post your gateway vehicle

Oh wait, the NFL is trying to get me to choose to root against Jim Harbaugh or Aaron Rodgers? This is like a reverse Sophie’s choice.

The concept of dark matter has always felt like a mcguffin to me. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

I close my eyes and I hear @barackobama.bsky.social talking. I hear some indignance. But I hear hope in the anger at what the Republicans are doing. Thank you Governor Shapiro talking.

Alan Dershowitz now has the chance to do the funniest thing.

DEMS IN DISARRAY!

Which one of these guys looks like he won to you?

:facepalm

Nobody knows

This game is definitely a sickos special

How would @siracusa.social (or perhaps a Scottish person) pronounce the name of this college in Pennsylvania. www.pennwest.edu/campuses/edi... (fka Edinboro University)

If I’m a UNC fan watching Tulane in those uniforms I’m wondering what might have been.

Seems antisemitic to me.

Come on Apple, do better.